Since men have done such a shit job of running this country for the first 250 years, I suggest letting women run it for the next 250 years. At the end of their tenure we can decide who’s better at this.
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Well, uh, not we but them
aug 30, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Who are you thinking? Bondi? Loomer? Are you sure that is the right devide to choose?
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
At this rate, the country won't exist in 2-years
aug 31, 2025, 12:25 am • 1 0 • view
Hear, hear! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🇺🇸🗽
aug 30, 2025, 6:15 pm • 2 0 • view
We can send you Liz Truss to get the ball rolling. A woman, pro-American, already has experience of being the leader of a major nation - how much more perfect could she be?
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Lettuce not do that
aug 30, 2025, 11:33 pm • 3 0 • view
Nancy Reagan was president for 3 yrs.
aug 30, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
I don't have a problem with women running the government, but there are plenty of women I would hate to see have greater roles in (running/ruining) the country: Kristi Noem Tulsi Gabbard Jeanine Pirro Karoline Leavitt Joni (Hearse) Ernst Marsha Blackburn Pam Bondi Alina Habba Kellyanne Conway etc.
aug 30, 2025, 5:46 pm • 16 0 • view
They would all be banned in the fine print
aug 30, 2025, 5:57 pm • 8 2 • view
And yeah... they're bad enough now as it is.
aug 30, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
First up, Michelle Obama.
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 4 0 • view
I’ve been saying a version of this for years: No more old white men in government (except Bernie Sanders)!
aug 30, 2025, 8:40 pm • 4 0 • view
I'll second that suggestion
aug 30, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
With you in sentiment...all I'd say, is look up "Thatcher, May & Truss".
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/FciQeRGYFlw?... @kebmo.com been saying it.
aug 31, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
I always liked Xena.
aug 30, 2025, 6:51 pm • 1 0 • view
There won’t be educated women left in 20 years to run it. Good luck.
aug 31, 2025, 5:18 am • 0 0 • view
👍
aug 30, 2025, 6:34 pm • 1 0 • view
I think I know who will win.
aug 31, 2025, 12:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Humans suck in general. It's time for real change. Cthulhu 2026!
aug 30, 2025, 5:37 pm • 5 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:23 pm • 3 0 • view
I prefer Yogi.
aug 31, 2025, 2:42 pm • 0 0 • view
😀
aug 30, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
You already know the answer to this hypothetical. You should also know that i am in. If Putin had not stole the 2016 election for Trump then we would reaching parity on renewable energies and enough money that the minimum wage would be $22 per hour, ending poverty and most violent crime in the US.
aug 30, 2025, 6:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Absolutely! The most intelligent and practical humans that I have met over my 75 years have been women. Men are basically shits masquerading as someone important. Time for change.
aug 31, 2025, 12:05 am • 2 0 • view
My sentiments exactly, but why stop at 250years. Republican men seem to be bigger whinier bitches then even the Republican women
aug 30, 2025, 8:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Absolutely 👍! What a great idea 💡 starting with Kamala Harris as President and Ms Crockett as Vice President … that would be a brilliant combination 💙🇺🇸🌊🙋🏻💯🏳️🌈🤞💙
aug 30, 2025, 11:19 pm • 4 0 • view
Dream on. You’ll be living in an unrecognizable country, formerly called the US, a year from now. Women won’t have any opportunities and less if they are not white.
aug 31, 2025, 5:22 am • 1 0 • view
Count me in, Borowitz!
aug 30, 2025, 5:54 pm • 2 0 • view
No more penis-measuring contests? How will the world survive?
aug 30, 2025, 5:57 pm • 2 0 • view
I think it's clear that giving men the right to vote was a mistake.
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 19 0 • view
Because they've been so successful running 3 Presidential campaigns, all losing to Donald Fucking Trump? Is that what you're basing this experiment on?
aug 30, 2025, 5:38 pm • 0 0 • view
That was the voters’ failure
aug 30, 2025, 5:58 pm • 5 1 • view
They sure were, and I voted for both. Still couldn't come up with a win between them.
aug 30, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view