Women with badly tattooed eyebrows: "You should tattoo your eyebrows." Me: "I like drawing my eyebrows on. I can change the shape and have no eyebrows if I want." Women with badly tattooed eyebrows: "But if you had them tattooed you wouldn't have to draw them on." Me: 🙄 #eyebrows
There’s an eyebrow for every occasion just waiting to be created.
Sometime the correct eyebrow is no eyebrow. Not everyone can carry it off, but I can 😶
The only time I’ve had that was when the bastards I used to knock around with did me a mischief a couple of times.
And then they come to me and ask me to change them for them….
That's a tough gig. "We can only go bigger..."
My mom had the worst eyebrow tattoos I've ever seen. About the width of a pencil line, just dots, and a permanent Mr. Spock raised brow on one of them. I miss my eyebrows, but can't be bothered to tattoo them, and look like a clown when I try to draw them. 🤪
No eyebrows is a serve. You're channeling Elizabeth The First.
I put them on when I want to be sure people across the room know I am SHOCKED, I tell you, shocked! 😳