They love to do it! So they can do their other favorite thing: dress up in outfits, have a parade, and go to a cop funeral!

My theory of capitalism is that you can sell anything to children pretending to be grownups and adults pretending to be children. Cops are somehow doing both. I will not elaborate.

I can think of ways to spend a day that would be less entertaining than attending a cop funeral.

They also love going into a courtroom in uniform on their day off when a cop is being tried for any crime, staring at the jury the entire time.

Cop funerals need to calm down