No one is less confused than a woman in a disagreement who says “I guess I’m just a little confused” btw. RUN
No one is less confused than a woman in a disagreement who says “I guess I’m just a little confused” btw. RUN
Run when she says, "nothing" and "fine" too
See also: Isaac Chotiner asking, “Sorry, what did you just say?” He knows what you said
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That's a record scratch moment.
I've dropped off team zoom calls when hearing those words
Smart move 😅
"Help me understand"
The Socratic method of fuck around and find out
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This is usually uttered right before everything goes scorched Earth.
I had already shutdown Bluesky and reloaded before you got to “run”
True story. Facts matter.
My thermodynamics professor could probably be a close second when he made that comment to a student attempting to explain the concept of "constant volume expansion" as part of a presentation. Been 35 years. I don't think any of us left the class without an appreciation of thinking before speaking.
non-binary, samesies. I’ve caught myself doing this at work. It means “what y’all are doing is very extra stupid and now I’m going to make you explain your stupidity outloud for everyone to hear”
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Totally done it too.
Thank you for posting this, it could save someone’s life
No lie
Silence, along with a quizzical look and a raised eyebrow, works too. The longer the silence, the better.
Are you describing the "Gen Z stare?" 🤨
Well. I'm a boomer. I don't believe this technique is age specific.
Option 1: You are about to get destroyed. Option 2: She is pretty sure she isn’t confused, but she wants to give you a chance to explain yourself before she destroys you. Option 3: She knows she isn’t confused, and she wants to let you dig yourself a little deeper before she destroys you.