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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social

No one is less confused than a woman in a disagreement who says “I guess I’m just a little confused” btw. RUN

aug 30, 2025, 4:18 am • 590 80

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CatWomanfortheWin @mcatherinel.bsky.social

Run when she says, "nothing" and "fine" too

aug 31, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:13 pm • 10 0 • view
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social

See also: Isaac Chotiner asking, “Sorry, what did you just say?” He knows what you said

aug 30, 2025, 7:37 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jaime N. Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social

also bsky.app/profile/deek...

aug 30, 2025, 3:03 pm • 16 0 • view
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social

😭💯

aug 30, 2025, 4:50 pm • 4 0 • view
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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social

3🫶🫂

aug 30, 2025, 5:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Deprogrammed @nation-of-earth.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 3:39 am • 2 0 • view
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WorkingClassZero @eons89.bsky.social

That's a record scratch moment.

aug 31, 2025, 2:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Dan of the Year @dvgeebees.bsky.social

I've dropped off team zoom calls when hearing those words

aug 30, 2025, 3:04 pm • 13 0 • view
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social

Smart move 😅

aug 30, 2025, 4:59 pm • 5 0 • view
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eli b. talkin' @eli-b123.bsky.social

"Help me understand"

aug 31, 2025, 3:10 am • 4 0 • view
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Barryation @barryation.bsky.social

The Socratic method of fuck around and find out

aug 31, 2025, 1:27 am • 11 0 • view
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social

😂🔥💯

aug 31, 2025, 2:12 am • 2 0 • view
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ImYourChuckleberry.bsky.social @imyourchuckleberry.bsky.social

This is usually uttered right before everything goes scorched Earth.

aug 31, 2025, 3:36 am • 1 0 • view
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Nctwadumela-He who Greets With Fire! @nctwadumela.bsky.social

I had already shutdown Bluesky and reloaded before you got to “run”

aug 31, 2025, 3:20 am • 2 0 • view
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DeeJay 🇨🇦🦫 @charmjarm.bsky.social

True story. Facts matter.

aug 31, 2025, 2:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Alternative View, Pacific Northwest @alt-pnw.bsky.social

My thermodynamics professor could probably be a close second when he made that comment to a student attempting to explain the concept of "constant volume expansion" as part of a presentation. Been 35 years. I don't think any of us left the class without an appreciation of thinking before speaking.

aug 31, 2025, 3:46 am • 3 0 • view
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ren (is fairy eyelashes) 🦋 @renwillis.com

non-binary, samesies. I’ve caught myself doing this at work. It means “what y’all are doing is very extra stupid and now I’m going to make you explain your stupidity outloud for everyone to hear”

aug 30, 2025, 5:21 pm • 9 0 • view
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social

😂🔥💯

aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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💙Democracy❌👑 @patriceross.bsky.social

Totally done it too.

aug 31, 2025, 2:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social

Thank you for posting this, it could save someone’s life

aug 30, 2025, 5:08 am • 17 0 • view
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eli b. talkin' @eli-b123.bsky.social

No lie

aug 31, 2025, 3:09 am • 1 0 • view
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nevadacousin.bsky.social @nevadacousin.bsky.social

Silence, along with a quizzical look and a raised eyebrow, works too. The longer the silence, the better.

aug 31, 2025, 2:33 am • 3 0 • view
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💙Democracy❌👑 @patriceross.bsky.social

Are you describing the "Gen Z stare?" 🤨

aug 31, 2025, 6:01 am • 0 0 • view
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nevadacousin.bsky.social @nevadacousin.bsky.social

Well. I'm a boomer. I don't believe this technique is age specific.

aug 31, 2025, 10:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Emi, Midnight Hagette 🏳️‍⚧️ @nutricious-snack.bsky.social

Option 1: You are about to get destroyed. Option 2: She is pretty sure she isn’t confused, but she wants to give you a chance to explain yourself before she destroys you. Option 3: She knows she isn’t confused, and she wants to let you dig yourself a little deeper before she destroys you.

aug 30, 2025, 4:49 am • 33 3 • view
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:50 am • 4 0 • view