New Bobs burgers intro business next door? IYKYK

OMG yes 🤣😁

Shear bliss!

It also kinda sounds like the verb for vegan activists setting sheep free

At the very least it’s adorable

Just put “Four Seasons” in front of that.

If you like that then check out "ewe-tube" a real life sheep shearing business in Ireland with merch to match Ewetube share.google/GDlNGDoxS1PE...

I saw a salon in Australia thirty years ago called ‘E clips.

It should be. I live in mid Wales. I’ll ask around.

Probably do ok in Wales.

If you don't play the video, his arm looks like a dildo.

I'm sure I herd a pun there somewhere, but I can't figure out where ewe slipped that in. Wooled you help a fella out?

The sheer aubaahhcity.

Well it could be!

Well😂. it at least made me laugh.

Nope

Hey…..that’s really good and something people will remember! 🫶🏻

You should be in marketing! 🤩

You'll make a fortune!

Well, genius is what this is.

Lolol

Well, better than "Man-Scaping", I suppose.

An abattoir called "lambs to the slaughter"

Your thoughts? @wethergirl.bsky.social

Good name for it!

It’s adorable

It is now! 🤗

I already have a landscaping business, I could add sheep shearing as a side business

Kiss your back goodbye! Lambscaping is really hard work!

Oh my back checked out 10 years ago after a couple of decades of landscaping. I’ll have my young employees do the lambscaping

Ewe can’t lose

Yes it is

Love it

Is that anything like Scape-Goating?

No, that's for show clipping So much shag... (Sheep farmer joke)

I observed sheep getting ready for a major show. Manicure, pedicure, facial, horn buff (steady), about a dozen other procedures that I don’t even know names for in human equivalent. Was fun. Though the sheep didn’t look like you’d let them out onto a mountain with all that makeup!

I've done most of those to sheep myself 😄 I've never bothered to buff horns, as I was always showing here as an 'oddity' It's actually a multi-day process, usually starting a week or two before (Just for the beautification, of course the actual work to get there is years old)

And the wool colours on them! There are no buff yellow sheep out in fields. Two tier sheep, for sure. My personal favourite was at a much smaller show, a glitter-covered young handler girl showing a glitter-covered sheep. That’s more like it!

Yeah that'll be a texel 😆 OMG I want to see the glitter sheep!!! They brought a costume class back into our national show a few years back, and it's SO adorable

Yep, watching kids having a go is fab. I regret not taking a picture of the glitter sheep. When you say costume do you mean people dressed in costume? Sheep costume? Or sheep dressed as cows?

Both. My kids were too old to participate, but as they did 4H diary, and I had Jacob Sheep, I so badly wanted to have them show one as if it was a holstein 😆

I have a black labrador. He would look nice as a Shaun the Sheep. You’ve given me ideas.

probably. farmers like jokes. one of the early adopters of free range lawn care i'd imagine has thought of this pun for a small business going under that name... land/lambscapers :) maybe a knitting blog too...

He sheepishly asks

It's excellent!

Whelp the whole world is going to hell, might as well go with the flow!