I still want to know where Nestor is. And that whole story.

He’s in college. He aged out of Matt’s playground. So Matt sent him off twith college. Nestor will probably be working for trump before this coming term ends.

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Stop making fun of cats and women!

He doesn’t look real…his face is so tight I’m surprised he can blink.

Looks like the early colorization attempts of black and white movies from the 1970s and 1980s....

He looks like he's fully assimilated to the lizard people.

@georgetakei.bsky.social Is this your doppelgänger?

I completely agree, it’s such a tragic loss.

Matt Gaetz looks like he went bobbing for potatoes at a crawfish boil...

Me-ow.

Is Matt Gaetz transitioning? I wouldn’t put it past a hypocritical MAGA fk. That’s gender affirming care if I’ve ever seen it. It looks like he got his nose and his chin done. A little more makeup and he’d look like this.

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*LMAO*

Lol!

Is it wrong when all I notice is how unnatural he looks? He reminds me of a cartoon character.

Reminds me of Handsome Jack in Borderlands lol

It’s all the concealer

He reminds me of the president character in the film monsters v. Aliens......

He was a villain in the old Dick Tracy comic. His name? Four Head.

He reminds me of an evil brunet Ken doll.

Matt Gaetz is the spawn of Beavis and Butthead !

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Red hair and brows - Wowzer is he some ugly!

I'm serious, her surgeons need to be named.

If the Lone Ranger took off his mask

Why is that piece of 💩 not behind bars? I'll bet if he was a Democrat his feet wouldn't have touched the floor as they threw him in a cell. Wake up, America, for fuck sake, and sort out the justice system. Throw out the political slaves and put career professionals in the top justice positions.

Hear hear!

Exactly, and if he was black he would've gone directly to jail, look at Diddy. Didn't they do some of the same things

Trump's a rapist and sex offender & pig, but no comparison to Diddy's charges.

You are correct, I apologize for the oversight, that was reckless on my part.

His house would've been raided too.

If he were poor maybe. If he were black, he would have done time for the dui and never had a shot at Congress. He might have also been shot during his drunk driving thing.

Meow

😂😂👍

Trump’s make up artist….strikes again!😱

Why has he not been charged? I don't understand?

They know Trump will just pardon him, but should to make Trump do it and show that he forgives another pedophile and sex trafficker.

Gaetz is a walking botox pustule

Or Botox prostitute

So Gaetz is now affecting Trump-like spray-on face makeup?

No... That is from kissing Trump's butt...

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No amount of botox will make his forehead smaller, his eyes larger to be in proportion to his face, or get rid of his pointy chin.

Perhaps Lauren Boebert could recommend a plastic surgeon to make it worse.

Lauren Boebert would probably just jerk him off in public to make him feel better about it.

he might refuse... she is too old

Very true.

I think they get their eyebrows done by the same fat Sharpie.

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I thought he was a weird Max Headroom devotee The sort that make themselves look like their idol

As a Max Headroom devotee myself, I both understand and am insulted.

More words of witless idiocy from Gaetz, a guy who liked to cat around and made himself the poster boy of entitled depravity during his time in Congress.

Words of Witless idiocy from a guy who loved catting around.

What happened to his face?

Maga body shop

this looks like a tale where the Wicked Witch takes over the body of The Princess

I know right, she was very pretty, now not so much.

That's what hate does to you. Her soul and face have become twisted. Greece deserves much better.

He’s transitioning into an alien.

Lmao

Omg, way too much highlighter! What a disgrace!

Looks like he's going for the Kenny Rogers/Wayne Newton look.

Oh my god...did he do a Kardashian "bake" under his eyes?! Yikes.

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😏😏😏

Whats up with the weird eyebrows😂😂😂

I honestly can’t stand the sight of him 🤢

For a homophobe he definitely wears enough makeup to participate in a drag show.

For a racist he sure likes blackface...

oh, fair crack He's ahead of the racist trends He does yellow face That foundation is a terrible match

Finally, our first glimpses at the long rumored Face/Off sequel

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Is he still around? Sort of like something that’s smeared on your shoe!

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Don't he look Purdy with his make up on.

Oh, so I wasn’t the only one!!❤️😁

youtu.be/TXyENjgNqAM?... Why isn't FBI on Bluesky?

The 14th Amendment has to be used to stop Trump.

Why isn't the FBI doing what this one gay, survival expert doing? Not even close. Just polishing their shiny shoes & letting billionaires off with crimes.

Who else imagined Adam going hello my fellow magas on a skateboard doing a kick flip when they read the title.

He is becoming Walter Mercado.

I used Walter because he was a Snake Oil salesman disguised as a healer, mystic etc.

Just as good lol

Except Walter looks great!

Lol

The longer I look, the worse it gets 😬

He looks like post surgical addiction Dane Cook.

Dude makes MY face hurt!

It looks like he's been eating a certain ass 🤣

One of her kittens !!

Why would someone choose to look like a beady-eyed weasel?

Birds of a feather.

Did he die?

Holy shit! What happened to this idiot!

I’d like to report a murder.

Gaetz looks like he’s going for more of a 1930s cartoon rat than the Cat Lady

At what point does a face stop being a face and just become

He will have a Megachurch within 5 years…

Ewwww.. Botox much?

Who ran the electric sander over his face?

He does look like Wayne Newton- even now!

Is he transitioning?

He looks like a scary cartoon character. Definitely not Disney material.

He's looking more like Drumpf every day. MAGA face is real.

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Nice to see that Rapey Mc Forehead has picked up the baton

Good one!! 😂

Look at his little hands!

This guy is one teenage lover and a tiger away from a Las Vegas Residency.

DUI hire?

I didn't even know forehead implants were a thing.

Lol 😂😂

Oh you make me laugh, but respect to Catwoman. I couldn’t have lived that life.

He overdid the chin implant.

Thanks, George, I needed that.

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He resigned his seat so he could get a facelift at the corner gas station?

How does he look more like a Who from Whoville every time I see him?! 🤣

Hate hate hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely!

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They’re not even embarrassed to be wearing the orange make up. They should at least admit to themselves that they’re in a cult.

Yes. But Cat is still going strong.

Getting even, are you not George :-)

IT wears more makeup than I do 🤯🧐. Goodness....

Eyebrow-creep keeps turning up like ragweed.

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Freakish!

Yes. There's no jail time. Not becoming the top law person in the country isn't a punishment. It shouldn't have been in the table to begin with. He needs to be in jail.

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He looks like a 90's game show host. On like the Apprentice or something.

Looks like a Southern Baptist preacher to me. 😂

I get Mr. Burns vibe when I see him

So when is Dollar Tree Max Headroom going to jail?

OMG I just blurted my coffee out laughing 🤣🤣🤣

Omg lmfao 👍🏽🤣👍🏽

You win the internet today.

This is not the Cat Lady, but he appears to have had the same plastic surgeon as she did.

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Same plastic surgeon.

Cat lady Jocelyn Wildenstein. 🪦

God, what a butt-ugly man.

Actually, I take that back; I would rather look at a row of fat, naked, wrinkled butts than Matt Gaetz’s face.

Not sorry

Aka: "Boy with ball on chin."

What a gender affirming transition he's had

I don’t know how he managed it, but he ACTULLY looks worse than he did in the first place. And that wasn’t pretty.

He is getting more orange. Is it contagious?

He caught the plastics from Kimberly Guilfoyle

Did she get them from Trump, or did Trump get it from her?

🤣🤣🤣 I assume they all caught it from Melania at the top 🤣🤣🤣

The bottom left of this picture looks like it's saying "Jerk, House of Matt Gaetz."

WTAF is he thinking? I’m so confused!!!!!

It looks like he paid someone to make him look evil.

What “gender” is he supposed to be? He’s come to look more like a plastic doll than a person.

I think the gender Matt transitioned to is the one that has 2 a$$holes.

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Agreeing with Melissa... 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

I think Barbie's Ken is considering suing him... 😏

He wants to be "Ken" and be every little girl dreams

Then perhaps we should make him “smooth” and featureless down there… like Ken, you know, to protect little girls.

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I think he’s aiming for the alien appearance.

Jim Carrey can play him?

I know now, that comic book artists got their ideas how villains supposed to look like from real life examples. There is no other explanation.

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Is he transitioning into an alien?

Wait, he’s dead?

I took this to be a joke on Gaetz's hand posture that is resembling a 'Mr. Burns' brand of evil malevolence.

No, it's a joke about his face.

Sorry, I wasn't sure he still had one!

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😅🤣😂

I thought the same when I read it 🤣

What happened to his face. Botox overdose?

It's called Mara Lago face. They all start to look ghoulish at some point

They all look like the plastic surgery creatures in the film "Escape From L.A."

It's unbelievable

Because they are ghouls.

Max Headroomitis.

C-c-c-correct..! But also a bit rapey

his nose is getting smaller. looking more and more weird. remember michael jackson's face. the worse it got, the more he tried to fix it.

Wayne Newton looks younger than he did 5 yrs ago.

He needs to learn the basics of highlight usage lol.

Woah Matt needs to layoff the botox! Also was his chin always that pointy? It looks so weird

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Is it just me or does it look like his nose is shrinking?

Matt looks like a cat now Here he is going after underage Pepe le pew.

Gaetz looks like an aging version of Aerosmith's Steven Tyler.

What did Steven Tyler do to you to insult him like that?

Damn. That Botox has removed all the humanity from his face.

I thought Jocelyn Wildenstein just passed away.

Good one.

This network hired a pedophile!!!!!!!

He looks like the mayor of Who-ville.

I see Matt Gaetz is now using felon45's makeup artist 😬

his horns are showing.

Not sure what I'm looking at here. They plucked his brows, then drew some in?? and that white stuff under his eyes and down his cheeks? 😄 Maybe his makeup artist is a Dem...

Romulan Kirk:

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Proof your soul matches your face.

LOVE the clip from his show when Santos is giving him makeup tips 😆

Lmao 🤣

Is it me or is his face getting pointier?

Definitely.

It's almost like the " The Picture of Dorian Gray" in reverse where he is the part that should be hidden.

And Taylor Swift still doesn't have a clue as to who this total loser is... 😏

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Botox Matt looks like a racoon

I am still convinced his makeup artist hates him … this is a message 😅😅😅

Is he trying to do Mr. Burns?? "Excellent"

I'd like to think that whoever did that, did it badly on purpose so he'd have to go on camera looking like that. Remember his face at the RNC? It's like that.

Well played, sir. Well played. 👏🏻

😹what a catty post

WOW that’s a lot

So this is an improvement 🤔

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MF should be in prison

This fucking guy. What a tool.

Is it just me or does he look like he's trying to be Donnie Osmond? And failing?

Definitely failing.

Hahahaha

Who?

Wants to look like a high school boy to pick up young girls? But looking more like Liberace. 😂

Difference being Donny's actually cute.

Did he have plastic surgery so his eyes would look beadier? He’s obviously wearing makeup, so is he on board with trans now? People like him are who we’re afraid of being in the women’s restroom. Not trans women trying to pee.

Looks like he's wearing 'too light concealer'under his eyes. He wears more makeup than most women...maybe he's transitioning into a woman!

Ironically, Soros mentioned that. Lol he also advised Gaetz to go easy on the highlight. 🤣 They should host a drag queen story hour.

No amount of makeup can combat true evil and ugly. Sorry Matty

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Everybody’s on a roll today 🤣😂

Good God.

Man got some serious eye rediction surgery

Seriously don’t these guys know can’t plastic surgeons who won’t butcher their look.

Whoville, come get your man

Trump hands.

He’s clearly been given a lot of Butox injections. S/

Resting Kari Lake face.

So sad that you support Democrats even though Democrat President Roosevelt put you and your family into Japanese interment camps during WWII. You are a fool and an imbecile.

What happened couldn't take the truth syrup

Should be in jail. Don’t forget which side has the ACTUAL, documented PDfiles as its members….

Geatz now looks like every other whore at maga lardo.

Nahhh...he now looks like a whoville resident...like dude change who you go see for your botox because at this rate...they have to be doing it on purpose lol

When his lips look like intertubes it’s time for him and Tucker to move to Russia.

Love this comment 😂👌

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What a wanker!!!! Lol

That is soooo 🤣

George Takei, you are wicked... ...ly funny!

Rat!?!

There, you fixed it- lol 😂

Now Trump will grab him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

By the ?😁

Close enough

He resigned from congress. Can’t he join Madison Cawthorn and occupy that space where we never have to think about him again?

Matt Gaetz is only 42 and we looks like he’s had three too many plastic surgeries already. I hope he gets the help he needs…..and I hope he goes to jail obviously…..and I never want to have to think about him again.

He's probably still salty with Madison for outing their cocaine fueled parties.

Uncle George, can’t the GQP find enough $ to get a decent make up artist? Or faux news?

Horton Here's a Pedophile.

Brilliant!

Brilliant! With regard to their noses...did Matt get his shortened to get a faster coke hit? Asking for a friend!

This gets a ‘follow’. 😂👍

Creepy muppet

I think him and Jesse Watters were separated at birth

Looks like Rapey McForehead Gaetz will fade into oblivion and never heard from again (yea), just to be replaced by Dr. Oz and Herschel Walker

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In the late 19th century, the Princess of Wales developed a limp from rheumatic fever The "Alexandra Limp" became a fashion fad in Victorian England Now the true MAGA want to imitate their Orange Despot

Reminds me of this joker 🃏 🤣

Mee-yow!