History will judge MAGA for the hateful morons they are

I can almost hear the incessant whining, now…

‘woke’ is code for ‘moral’

If the elections were not stolen, my buddy "Dope Don Foul" would've been the first American Pope, and this would've never happened.

I think any serious and unbiased biblical analysis would have to conclude that Jesus was woke and that therefore every Christian religious must either accept they too must adopt a ‘woke’ worldview or resign their positions.

They are going to lose their shit entirely when they find out he’s Black! www.ncronline.org/news/white-s...

ROTFLMFAO!!! 🤣

Hopefully they will all have a stroke and die.

It’s funny how they don’t realize it’s good and a compliment

MAGA worships the Anti Christ. If MAGA hate you, you must be doing something right.

Good. I want the Pope to dislike MAGA... I'm sure he did anyway :-)

Hahahhahal......now we're talking

Fuck JD Vance

Too bad what they think. They don't get a say. Not. A. One. 👍😁

EVANGELICAL DO NOT FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF CHRIST BECAUSE THEY WOULD NOT FOLLOW TRUMP!!!

The question we need to ask is what is woke? I am weary of people using the term and not being called out for it meaning not racist and totally lacking empathy like me.

Also woke, Jesus.

Of course rightwingnuts are goi g after the new pontiff! He’s actually read the gospels and follows them.

The Pope is "woke". The MAGAs have a garbage can of meaningless insults that they apply at random to people who criticize them. Jesus was woke. Martin Luther King was woke. Frederick Douglass was woke. These, and many other "woke" people are infinitely superior to MAGA zealots.

And I bet you he does not give a shit!

they are also trying to claim he is a registered republican

Proving again that woke us wonderful!! ❤️🧡💛🧡❤️

I hope they are not Catholic as the pope is infallible when it comes to faith and values. That would put them out of step with god.

If Jesus Christ arrived in Trump's America, he'd be in ICE detention in no time flat. In MAGA's belief system, turning the other cheek only gets another eye plucked out. Viewing other human beings the way they do is so broken & bereft of humanity.

Fuck the entire MAGA tribe. Let them die off.

“Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.” -Frank Zappa

Well I believe it's time we take that word back from the idiots and declare anytime we can that we are WOKE! MAY The Woke be with you...Hope you have a Woke day...Woke AF! How ever you want to use it! 😁💙

👊 Stay woke @carol58847.bsky.social

Woke is the way 👊

when you call a Catholic woke, lol. Christians are woke compared to Catholics. what religion allowed divorce first. extremest!

I despise the Catholic church and all popes, but I'd like to cheer for this pope. Go for it!! #FuckNazis #FuckTrump #FuckVance #PopeLeo

Woke is a good thing.

That from the same idiots who think they can teach Europe how democracy is supposed to work.

They label everybody woke who actually follow the ideals of Christianity such as loving thy neighbor as yourself. MAGAs only pretend to follow Christianity, which is hard btw. Jesus talked a lot about loving and welcoming immigrants, living neighbors, feed the poor out of your own pocket & on & on

I would think the Pope would make people consider that maybe JD was wrong, and understand that "woke" isn't really a bad thing, but then MAGA sees everything through orange-colored glasses.

I wish the Trumpettes would stop mislabeling intelligence as woke.

At this point, "woke" just means anyone the American Nazi party considers an enemy.

They can go an f**k themselves! WOKE is a good thing!

The hubris of Vance and Magas is beyond anything I have ever seen.

Well, if Jesus were to appear today in front of the MAGA cult, they would call him WOKE and deport him for having dark skin and no "real ID."

So is this the pope that will push the evangelical maga to be mask off anti god/christ? Only blonde ripped prosperity Jesus/Trump for them.

One would think if you had a problem with the theological underpinnings of his counter point you might have developed an argument with which you respond..........naaah, you got nothing, just dull-witted resentment because your boy got owned for his hateful, ignorant bullshit.

Have they not realised that Christianity is woke? That's why it's such a good set of principles to abide by whether you're a believer or not

Then maybe JD shouldn’t have killed the old one. 🤣

Zing!

No surprise here! These MAGA folks are unwilling to accept the reality that they on the wrong path

I don't think he cares what MAGA thinks. He'll just pray for their enumerable sins.

Even a cursory reading of the Bible reveals Jesus as one of the most “woke” people ever. Sounds like the Pope they chose is an excellent choice!

Also, he didn’t speak Murican in yesterday’s address.

Whatever Offends Klansmen Easily

Yeah, I don't think the Catholic church gives 2 figs about what anyone in MAGA thinks.

I think they do. And that’s why they voted for Prevost.

I hope he will excommunicate Opus Dei neckbeards like Alito and Vance but I’m not holding my breath

I hope this pope has the same effect on this new fascist west as Polish pope JP2 had on Soviet Union and Communist East.

Vance is a deplorable. Not a Christian cell in him.

"How dare he tell us to read the bible!"

Try reading your bible and make take less note of how much you can pelt your wife with rocks and more note about being nice to people You'd think the word, representative, meant just that, but seemingly in America it means, my own interests

"Woke-ism" is a badge of honor, and would probably burn the skin of some "MAGA" people.

Oh my gOD Die mad maga

Dear MAGA, please leave the Catholic Church. You are not following anything Jesus said or did. I’m sure the Baptists will take you or maybe the Scientologists. Good riddance.

To call yourself a Christian and be opposed to what your Pope is saying about unity. Hopefully, this enlightens a few people about how fraudulent these people are. Taking a page from their script, let's just call them CINO's

My prediction: if there is a god, Donald Trump dies within three days of shaking the new pope's hand. Write this down. That will definitely happen.

Vance kiĺled the pope

Time to brand MAGA as Anti-Catholicism fake Christians.

MAGA can suck my balls. No one gives a shit what MAGA thinks anymore, wait nevermind they dont think they just get their orders from Fox News and the Traitor Cheetolini of the fascists states of America.

It's so popcorn worthy to freakn. watch!! 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿! they, maga/ Republicans in DC, can Leave all the way off!

And here we go! Trumpy and JayDay will be critical of our new pope. Maybe to the point of inviting him to the WH..we all know how that can go.

Hope he has a suit. Smh

Yay!!!

Hey, JD Vance is the guy with the eye liner. Who is woke now?

Billion Catholics and Fox News is going to take on all those right-wing Catholic Republicans we have by bad-mouthing their new pope. This should be interesting. My money's on the church based upon previous events

😂 #WokePope

Oh the irony is so thick: using their version of what they think the Bible says to force themselves on others, then having a Pope actually force it the other way because of how they’ve misused the teachings of the Bible.

You don’t have to be woke to criticize JD Vance. You only have to have a low tolerance for assholes.

And all of those MAGA people who are Christian and Catholic need to realize heaven's doors are not open to them now! Their criticism will not help them in hell and no one up here will hear their screams for eternity!😁

"WOKE" isn't the insult they think it is. They need remedial "Sermon on the Mount".

Watch for the moment when MAGA starts to call him "Peruvian."

Keep JD away from this one unless they want a record breaking shortest papacy.

MAGA: Trump was chosen by God, the Pope was installed by wokists.

Woke Pope. Love it! 😍

Just know that every time they say, "Praise Jesus," it's just minced oath so they don't used their lord, Judas, name in vain.

So glad that an informed person aware of his surroundings has been chosen. How many people would have left the church if they chose someone like Vance?

F*** every one of those pathetic MAGAts. They are disgustingly disgraceful people.

Once again, woke just means decent human being. I don’t think these ding dongs are ever going to figure out it’s not an insult

Jesus was woke.

The Pope speaks for the Church’s perspective of Christ ‘s Truth. Period.

Love Pope Leo!! 😊🙏

The whole point of WOKE is to make you a better person. One more compassionate and caring about others feelings. It makes you a more respectful person to be WOKE. FUCK MAGA FASCISTS

Kindness = woke Compassion = woke Brotherly love = woke Jesus Christ = woke libtard If they hate Jesus Christ's life so much,why do they call themselves Christians? They could just cut the act and say they're Satanists. They lie, kill, cheat, steal, cheat, fornicate. They hail Satan & heil Hitler

How much make up does JD Vance use. He's almost in a drag

Having grown up (closeted lesbian) in the Catholic Church and going to Catholic School, the last thing I’d call the Pope or the 2000 year old institution in Rome is “woke”

MAGA better not unearth the Sermon on the Mount or Christ himself will be labeled too woke for them too.

Or when Jesus rebuked the devil.

MAGA should be crucified, put in a tomb, and never resurrected after three days.

Given that drumpf thinks he's king, he'll be doing a Henry VIII thing soon... And if people don't know their history, he got tired of the catholic church, so made his own version known as church of England and essentially banned catholicism under his rule...

This definitely puts Trump in his place as well as Vance.

JD Dunce killed the wrong pope it would seem whoopsie

Woke is a compliment , it means you are awake and aware , you can see things realistically. You can identify fact and reject fiction . To not be woke means you are asleep , unconscious or dead .

As a 'cradle' Catholic, I think we actual Catholics should have been able to veto J.D.'s admission .... /s

There's a "risen" joke in here, I just can tout my finger on it yet.

What are they going to do? Fire him? BWHahahahaha!!!!

JD Vance has been Catholic for all of 6 years. Just shut up about the Catholic Church. I'm 83. Catholic all my life. I barely speak about church doctrine, etc. #ShutUpJDVance

I bet you've not been criticised by 2 popes during your time as a Catholic either!

I was raised Catholic. I read the catechism for the first time in my early 40s. I was surprised at how different Catholic doctrine is from fundamentalism. I'd just learned so little about it that I guess I just thought the doctrine of the loudest fundamentalists was our doctrine.

But I've come to think that the lifelong Catholics who don't know the doctrine understand the church much better than converts like Vance, who have all the words and none of the soul.

It’s b/c many of the converts come from evangelical backgrounds. That they want to have all the pretty ritual/culture/supposed legitimacy of Catholicism and keep the fear and bigotry of their previous version of Christianity. I suspect they plan to kill the parts they don’t like from the inside.

It seems likely this Pope was chosen as a preventative measure. Good luck to him. The Catholic weapon of choice is shame and those folks have none.

Yes. Rigidity does not make you a *good* Catholic. I think he would be happier as an Evangelical.

The Papacity of some people!

Vance claims to be a devout Catholic, so who is infallible? Vance or the Pope?

Call a spade a spade. About time the Catholic Church dealt with this reality.

Pope called woke for sticking to the message of Jesus.

One of the largest reasons the church(es) must stay separated from the state. Permits the clergy to comment, preach & teach faith-based & objectively re: the government’s & society’s activities. Sometimes we may not like the words we hear but the message remains.

Isn’t it amazing these so-called “good christians” don’t realize Jesus was woke?

Well the Calvinists never got it in roughly 400 years that jesus again and again spoke against the rich and that running after money is pure evil... so why should they get that Jesus was basically the personification of WOKENESS and died for it or was nailed onto the cross by MAGA like people!

Damn! I like him already.

How long until Vance tries to shake his hand too? If you get what I mean.

The opinions of MAGA doesn't matter to me.

“The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.” Sun Tzu “Civil War Over ‘Betraying’ Trump Set to Devour GOP: ‘MAGA Is Sick of RINOs’" www.thedailybeast.com//maga-civil-...

When the leader of the Catholic Church is too woke for you, you might just have to admit you're the extremist.

Wait till these guys get an inkling of what that Jesus guy stood for.

MAGA Christianity and Catholicism is very different from anything Jesus stood for or purportedly spoke about. I look at them with full disdain.

You mean Jesus wasn't an expert rifleman with the M-16?!?! I'm flabbergasted!

And very very white with blonde hair and blue eyes, don't forget that part. Insanity.

JD Vance set to announce that, after consultation with Pam Bondi, the US Justice Department will investigate the pope. Pete Hegseth, for his part, is in discussion with the US military brass about a possible annexation, by force if necessary, of the Vatican State.

www.newsweek.com/catholic-chu...

When you're buttmad you couldn't infiltrate the vatican with a MAGA friendly puppet... deny, denounce, repeat...

Doesn't J.D. have a DEI wife? 😉

where not all woke, they are simply asleep.

"woke" anymore, simply means "not in our cult".

Excommunicate the vile JD, Leo!

When you are less woke than the pope it’s time to reevaluate your outlook.

I think Pope Leo proudly wears the badge of Woke over MAGA any day.

More evidence that the right choice was made, I already love this pope.

JD Vance is wrong. Repeat infinity times.

Yayy! We need the wokes to wake up and dump the MAGA crowd!!

Pope Woke the First. Wonderful. There is hope.

When even the Pope is 'woke', maybe it's time for MAGA to have a re-think.

"Woke" being the antonym for "Braindead".

MAGA’s eternal view of Heaven will be obscured by the bottom of HELL!

I stan me a woke pope

Sounds promising

‘Woke’ is such a silly made up word. What does it even mean?

It means magaTs are jealous of us that can actually think for ourselves.

Originally, it meant that you, as a person of privilege, had been awoken (thus, woke) to the inequities faced by women, minorities, and BIPOC people. Now it's republican speak for "I don't like/agree with this idea/thing/person/organization/whatever.

It started in Black culture at least as early as the 30's. It described awareness of racism, which, in its subtler forms, is easy to miss if you aren't alert. It spread to other leftist causes from Black Lives Matter before becoming the new term for "politically correct" among the right wing.

I mean, the girl is wearing eyeliner.

Trixie Mattel could probably show Vance how to get that smokey eye just a little more subtle looking.

The more I look at the eyeliner, I am wondering if it’s a tattoo. Most people would stop wearing it after the ridicule but it hasn’t changed at all. What if it’s permanent?

*wouldn't surprise me

Oh, oh no. That would definitely be grounds for malpractice. That is horrible, but, given how delicate the skin around the eyes is and the way that liquid liner bleeds, it would surprise me if tattoo ink did the same thing. Gods. I'd walk around with a paper bag over my head.

Oh this "everything I don't like is woke" gang.

Ugh! When will MAGA realize that being "woke" means you have compassion and empathy for others?

Never

You know who else was woke? That guys boss. Some dude called Jesus. That guy was so woke they wrote a whole series of books about him and everything! I'm sure republicans can figure it out if they get their hands on a copy of an illustrated Bible and work really hard to sound out the words.

Yeah because Jesus was notoriously an immigrant hating anti refugee, misogynistic, intolerant, racist bigot.

Only on weekdays, at the weekends he was chill AF

I mean for once JD might be right. This is a dude who just put on a dress and demanded to be called by a new name.

Since Jesus was definitely Woke I certainly hope the new Pope is as well.

🤣

Yeah because Trumpie/Vancie/MAGA was hoping to get a pope that'd promote their brand of hate and racism and the like. And they didn't get such a pope.

Can we hope that for every 1 maga doubling down on their stupidity, that 3 are maybe looking at themselves and considering they've been deluded this whole time??? No? Sigh.

Being woke means being a decent person - MAGA could adopt it too!

Maybe we need to send Vance TO CCD every Monday or Wednesday night until he gets it. Oooo with a really cranky nun with a yardstick.

He better watch his step. Remember what Vance did to the last Pope😵

Maga does not like the things that Jesus taught, caring for the poor, feeding the hungry, taking in the dispossessed and the refugee, treating the sick. They consider those things to be a personal affront against them.

Catturd vs. The Swiss Guard I'd pay to see that!

They really do think people give a shit about their bullshit stupidity don't they?

Would rather be woke then a sheep cult member of maga

Is MAGA so delusional that they don’t know the teachings of Jesus Christ? Of course they don’t. Everything MAGA spews is propaganda and lies.

Of course they do!!!

Time they Woke Up!!!

The Pope should just excommunicate Vance and all other MAGA RCs. Then they'll all burn in Hell.

Oh well, haters gonna hate. 😂

Oh good, gotta hate when the pope is asleep

I am *so* looking forward to the mental gymnastics the reich wing is going to have to go through convincing themselves they’re “true” Christians while distancing themselves from the Pope

WOKE World of Knowledge Extremist

Good.

Woke. Woke. Woke. Some of these people have teenaged kids, surely. They should know how stupid they sound trying to act “all cool.” Throwing around words they know nothing about. They make the whole country roll our eyes, and shake our heads. Why not just say the Pope was a meany to me?! Gaah!🙄

No worries. They'll be outraged by something else next week and forget about the Pope.

How long till this results in the conservatives eating each other alive?

Too long. Speed it up.

God forbid that Christians actually follow the teachings of Christ!

It's impressive. MAGA Catholics think they are the real Catholics even though we know at least 2/3 of the world's Cardinals chose him. All of those are WOKE, I guess.

I dont care if magats get upset.

start the countdown clock for trump putting a 4547% tariff on vatican city.

It’s call excommunication.. pretty sure vicar of Christ can get it done.

Jesus returns; MAGA condemns him again for being woke, while pushing their 'Christian' agenda on public school children.

They think they are more Catholic than the pope.

Once that AI generated Trump as Pope got out there, they were only ever going to accept one option.

Why is woke a bad thing. Having empathy and wanting what's best for everyone should be a societal goal, not trying to fuck the masses for cash, a mere invention.

[Ostensibly pro-Christian] MAGA melts down over ‘WOKE MARXIST POPE’ who is a ‘Never Trumper liberal’ www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

As if there is something wrong with being "woke?"

Sigh.

Another "People's Pope", thank God!

I pray our new pope is completely woke.

Cue the faux umbrage

Love thy neighbour in a new light.

They're fake Christians, so, yeah. Of course they'll get upset by someone promoting actual Christianity.

If the Pope is woke, maybe MAGA should consider joining the movement of true Christians.

Did anyone tell them that Jesus also was Woke and to the worse, by modern definition a communist!