The comment of someone insecure about his masculinity. I guess cheating on his first wife was manly. Or meeting his mistress by letting the air out of her tires. He has no idea what it means to be a man.

Jesse's little rules are fantastic recruitment tools for those of us looking to crush the illusion of the gender binary. Join us!

Losers and fascist are gonna lose & be Nazis I guess

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Do not be afraid to be your own sweet hippy dippy self. No man should feel like they have to photoshop their hips away just to be cool. Accept your hips. Some would even say embrace your hips. or your partners’…

Watters is an IDIOT..

pretty sure Jesse isn't a man. nor does he have a brain.

Pretty sure Jesse doth protest too much. I bet he's a joy to hang around with the the gym showers. "Dude, he's staring at my junk again..." "Yeah, I complained, they won't ban him."

You know what the bible says about pointing your finger at someone...

Jesse Watters spews out these rules because getting someone to follow them is the only way he feels in control. Why he can't just privately judge people speaks more bout him than other people.

We all know that to be a man, rule number one is sunning your balls. Right, Tuck Tuck?

What would Jesse know about being a man?

He has such fragile masculinity

What does that say about people that wear make up that aren’t females?

Dude not only wears makeup, but I guarantee you he has more grooming products in his medicine cabinet at home than most women. As for men using Photoshop being women, I invite him to come have that discussion with me.

I’m not sure when the last time was that Jesse Watters saw an actual man. Certainly not when he looked in the mirror this morning.

Who exactly made this rule? Is it an unwritten rule like in baseball? Like no stealing second if you’re winning by a lot of runs. One of your famous MAGAsses screamed “I’ve had it up to here with your rules!”, in a Simpson episode. Maybe James Woods makes up the rules. We need to know these rules!

You mean Just for Men, don't you, Jesse? You jabbering skidmark in the soiled underpants of The American Media.

It is really hard to imagine that outside of Fox News that anyone would want to hire Jesse Watters. He isn't particularly funny, witty, or well informed. I'll just leave it at that. 😏

I’m so sick and tired of these fuckers trying to tell everyone else how to be “men” while worshipping a guy who once bragged about hanging out in an underaged girls dressing room 🤮

You know what, I figured it out.

Is Jessica mad about something again?

Jesse Watters is a Pathetic excuse for a Human!... He sells Propaganda Bullshit that only Maggots will buy! ...His own Mother told him to cut out the Stupid rhetoric!... He needs to listen to his Mommy!

One definition of insecurity is when a man feels it necessary to tell other men how they must act to be a "real man". A real "real man" isn't worried about how other men act unless they are being awful to other people.

Or trying to suppress some urges that wouldn't be well accepted by their audience.

Or when they blather on about “alphas”, “betas”, or “cucks”.

It's because they're all cucks. They all have cucking chairs in their bedrooms.

Jessie Waters is an ass, he's so rude to women, talks nasty about them and he thinks he's wonderful but he's the only one that thinks so!!

A woman who has gone through years of transitioning to repave her life to finally find peace, and they're allegedly a man. If I add a filter to make my outfit pop with color, and I'm a woman. I will never understand how much idiots invest in an idea of masculinity taught to them by total dweebs.

They are so desperate 😂

I’m thinking Jesse Watters wouldn’t recognize a “real” man if there were 1000 sitting a room with him. When one blathers on about such trite BS, clearly he has no traits of courage, intellect, or integrity. Maybe one of those could be on his Christmas wish list.

🤔Jesse projects to much ?

George.... this guy looks like his head was smashed in a vise!

Jesse Waters is such a poppinjay smothered in makeup, full of Botox - what a creepy non aspirational person.

Jesse should never verbally spar with a person of higher intelligence 🧌

Mr Watters oozes like the La Brea Tarpits.

That fool needs a rule for his hairdresser: he looks like an extra from *Saved by the Bell.* 1996 called and want's its haircut back (along with this joke).

Watters obsession with other men and their manliness proves that he isn’t as manly as he thinks he is! Not to mention that this obsession reeks of self loathing because deep down he’s always questioning his own manhood! Closeted gay man much there Jesse?!?

You can’t fix this kind of stupid.

That's about the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Side note: someone thinks Jesse watters has a personality.

Limbaugh dies off and Tucker Carlson gets booted and Shawn Spicer dances off into oblivion, still Republicans keep restocking the shelves with Grade A dicks. Between Fox and Stephen Miller’s administration, there’s a never ending stream of absolute trash people. Where do all these rodents come from?

How to tell us you're a closet case without telling us you're a closet case, Jesse.

Hey Jesse, aiin't it tight in that closet?? Cmon OUT!

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Over privileged skirt chasers, I presume

This from the guy who’s out here deep throating milkshakes instead of using a straw like a normal person.

Like the POS Tucker before him, the beta cuck & sexual predator Watters continues his sad, pathetic (telling) attempts to dictate "What's Manly" despite being the least "traditionally manly" man since Jared "Baby skin" Kushner and Josh "Petticoats" Hawley. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

That real men rule flashed me back to...

Could Mr. Jeffries possibly just changed the background to protect privacy? People do this all the time. Even so, does it really matter Jesse? You make your living selling LIES and hateful propaganda. I highly doubt you'll be winning any awards for this coverage.

Toxic masculinity is the least masculine attribute of a man. What a fucking waste of my braincells. I felt compelled to comment, and thus, I let him piss me off for five minutes. Five minutes I will never get back.

Can someone tell Jesse that it’s 2025, it’s ok to be gay? In fact, we’ll throw you a parade. The projection has hit another level.

Why would you ever listen to Mr Hairspray, also known as Mr Watters is beyond me

Seriously some of these people don't deserve to live among us

Dude spends an awful lot of time thinking about things that make one manly, you know, for a rapidly straight dude....

rabidly straight. And I am on a keyboard so I can't even blame spell check

I cannot imagine the level of abuse this poor, insecure person went through to make him so fanatical about what real men are supposed to do.

Jesse, just step out of the closet would you?

More importantly..Hakeem took a stand on behalf of the people. I don't care about that mean boy snippity..

This is what you got Jesse? Very tan suit.

He is not a man and knows mothing about being a man

I asked Jessie's mom and she replied "He's a twat!" I believe her.

This is why Jesse Watters fears transgender people so much. She, like all conservatives, needs rigidly defined gender roles so that she can then make up rules of her own and enforce those rules on others. It's always about control with people like her.

Botox can cause brain damage.

Is Jesse still pretending to know what it means to be a man?

I would worry that he is too obsessed with men's hips. Are you sure he's married or is he afraid of coming out of the closet. Doesn't he realize being gay is only a bad thing only on the network he works for. Grow up, if you're boss doesn't like you being gay, you can find work on another network.

Ok Jesse

#realmendonttellothermenwhattodoallofthetime

The clown that wears makeup and has his hair done daily and cheated on his wife while stalking his next wife wants to give lessons on what’s considered “manly”. 😂😂😂😂. These idiots have zero self awareness

@JesseBWatters seems to have some serious issues with his own manhood. He can't seem to stop talking about being a man.

I have noticed that!

I think Jesse needs to learn how to love himself a bit more.

Maybe Jesse loves himself too much. He has a highly inflated opinion of how other see him.

I think Jesse's mom needs to ring in again.

So, Jesse, you consider yourself an authority on manhood? 🤣😂😆

All the reporters must have a morning meeting. Ok what insane bullshit can we say today. We’re running out of insanity. Wait call RFKJR he’s bat shit crazy, makes MTG and Alex jones look not too insane.

I have never seen some one so insecure in his masculinity as Jesse.

Jesse should change his surname to Pisser. Fits him better

Jesse and Nick Adams should just talk to each other. Only each other.

How would Jesse know?😂

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Watters is another “man” who deserves a bloody good kicking!

He is an entertainment clown. The guy that owns Fox said in the law suit against fox for disinformation that Fox was not a news network. It is an entertainment network and if people believe what they hear on Fox it is on them. Fox=entertainment not news.

Ms Watters please dear do go sit down. You're going to faint I declare just looking at Hakeem Jeffries butt on a bench..my goodness..no one else even noticed..you should get outside more get some exercise I hear that helps with uh..frustration..your secret is out dear bless your heart have a gooday

Jesse Waters is uncomfortable with his own imasculinity.

Is there any spectacle more comical than Jesse Watters portraying himself as the las resolute guardian of American masculinity?

Jesse Watters just became a new club member of…

Rule for men? The guy is bizarre. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/07/we-a...

Imagine being so brainwashed you’d hang on every word this vile subhuman is?

Jesse Watters is insecure in his skin. What a wimp

Does anybody remember when Jesse was just a snarky “man on the street” gotcha personality? They have dressed him up but has anything really changed?

His Mom must be perpetually embarrassed she raised this asshole.

New Rule for Men: Punch the shit out of Jesse Watters any time you see the fucker.

Real men don't worry about what other men think.

Jesse wears more make up than me and uses the word Daddy...Need I say more.

Who made him the king if what “Real Men” do? He kisses the ass of a guy who wears more make up than the average woman

Your focus on Hakeem’s hips is unsettling

Waters is an insecure little man who is always trying to compensate for his shortcomings

Jesse is just jealous he's not a real man!

Jesse tries too hard......

“””TRUTH IS TRUTH”””. “””BULLSHIT AND THERE IS “”DELUSIONAL DERANGED IDIOTIC “”FOX TRAITOR TRUMP QNON PROPAGANDA REPUBLICAN NEWS NETWORK””” REALLY PEOPLE “”FOX WHATEVER IT IS””SAY WHAT IT IS MOVE ALONG.. I DON,T CARE WHAT THEY SAY THERE “”PURE FUCKING GARAGE MEDIA””

Jesse says real men don't eat ice cream cones when he attacked President Biden last year. While people were swept away in the floods in Texas, convicted felon trump was eating an ice cream cone.

He also said that real men don't grocery shop with their wives and that eating soup is gay 🙄

They don't use a straw according to him too

Jesse's family doesn't even invite him to holiday get togethers. It speaks volumes when your family doesn't want you around

I like how he claims it's "not manly" to eat ice cream either, when the US navy had ships built specifically to carry ice cream to US troops for morale purposes, but then, I guess he wasn't manly enough to be in the military...

Ooooh he's probably screaming and punching the air at the footage of Donald eating ice cream.

I guess Jesse is OK with Trump looking like Superman 🙄

But this…all this is fine. Not photoshopped at all!

Now I know who the ICE Queen wanna be takes after. Mr Cosplay himself....Felon 45!!!

Blanch thinks Jesse should sprout some wings and fly away.

He better be careful. He doesn’t wanna get DSL

Using a straw for a tiny cup of water like that, though, IS a bit bizarre

Can’t mess up the manly makeup

Jesse Watters's entire existence must be a NIGHTMARE. Imagine spending every second of your day thinking about "which unmanly things you should avoid at all costs". Can't enjoy dessert, it's too feminine. Can't wear pink, it's gay. Can't use a straw, it looks strangely sexual.

He just hasn’t come out yet.

Imma leave this here: bsky.app/profile/hugo...

Thanks for the correction. I apologize if I offended anyone.

Another Mango Messiah follower overcompensating. He must have a lot of internal struggle. We would feel sorry for him if he weren't such a ass.

"I bet you hold her hand, and kiss her, don't you. You tell her you love her, and buy her flowers, and watch The Notebook with her, right? GAY!"

His father must've REALLY messed him up.

Nah, he's just pretending he's not gay.

💯 closet, just come on out already. 🤣

He doesn't need to be a closeted gay though. Straight men really have gained the ability in recent years to become MASSIVELY insecure about anything that isn't stereotypically masculine in themselves. It's actually pretty terrible.

It's sad. I hear he and Mr. Tumnus are fairly happy in Narnia, where Jesse doesn't have to hide who he is. But Mr. Tumnus is becoming annoyed with the hiding.

Well, I mean, Jesse keeps whining about Mr. Tumnus having tea because it's a "woman's drink".

See, that's Tumnus' frustration. The toxic masculinity, the deep insecurity to pretend to a man's man. I'm sad for him.

To be fair, Tumnus does walk around the house naked all the time, but for a scarf. It's enough to make anyone question their sexuality.

I know right? Completely unacceptable while your roommate that you snuggle with occasionally is there.

And oh yeah, you think Jesse would be okay with a guy who plays ANY kind of flute? I'm sure all Jesse Watters sees when Tumnus gets out the syrinx is a row of increasingly-bigger dicks tied together!

Every time I see clips of this smug, smarmy douche, it reminds me why we are surrounded by smug, smarmy douches in daily life. There's an audience for this shit, JC

OMG- No one photoshops their image more than Trump.

Someone please shut fox propaganda network down

We need someone with a lot of money to buy it and kill it...

For dull-normals.

Jesse Watters and his cameltoe really need to quit trying to have the last word on masculinity. Ladies, with this "man" around, I understand completely why lesbians exist. All the women I know tell me wherever you look up the term "feminine dryness" you'll find a photo of Jesse Watters. 🤣

Jesse is still heartthrob only for nursing home ladies. He just can't admit it.

Well it must pay a lot to be a sell out.

Watters is about as masculine as my pink kitty p.j.'s.

Jesse Watters needs to see a therapist about his fragile sense of masculinity.

Jesse Watters is an imbecile

Another wanna be "alpha" male.. I remember seeing posts stating men should not drink from straws or sit with their legs crossed.. I'd bet a dollar he stands with a wide stance at airport urinals...

Jesse is just creepy

Is this the same man rant he did where he said real men don’t drink soup or something stupid like that?

REALLY YOU MEAN STATE TV FOX😠😠😠🤣🤣🤣🤣👎👎👎👎👎

If you need to follow a set of made up rules to feel like a man then your are beyond insecure.

What a latent closet case. Also he’s my age?! 😳 He looks so old

This the same guy that said men eating soup is gay

Me thinks he doth protest too loudly.

Jesse is a Nazi asshole.

Waters couldn’t successfully butn a cigarette

Someone hand Jesse a blanket...his insecurity is showing.

Yes, and also... WTF photoshop transform did that? Maybe they tried to make him shorter and did a shrink on the area around his body but why would they do that anyway? Possibly there was a person sitting on the bench behind him and they did an awful job of removing him, but I don't see that either.

Jesse is the biggest cuck of them all. Always talking about what men do but he stay gobbling trump peen smh (no offense George 👐🏽)

Why is Watters so obsessed with Hakeem's hips?

Def: The Rule of Man is The absence of rule of law in which one person,or a group of people,rules arbitrarily The Rule of Law is The doctrine that no individual is above the law & that everyone must answer to it A substantive legal principle Prevailing of regular power rather than arbitrary power

A man is the opposite of a child, that's the only rule you need, be responsible you're being manly, irresponsible, you're being childish. Defining men vs women is guaranteed to tie you into weird knots, as people have noticed and made fun of (don't wash your butt, use a straw, etc).

Always mentions wife to hetero things up.

Watters not waters. That would be ridiculous.

Waters is weirdly odd.

This coming from the least manly man ever! I’m sure he does this to hide the fact that he’s gay

Anyone that works for Faux News has already forfeited any ability to say what “real men” do.

Are right wing men really taking advice on manliness from that pussy?

The Felon photoshops his pictures so what does that mean in Watters weird brain.

poor jesse, he was slammed on the floor in the delivery room. since then it's been down hill

Wow. Thats one weird dude. Don’t they have news to discuss?

Jesse is closeted.... This is why he's offended lol Plus part of the PANICAN Party of 'weak and stupid' people felon tried to convince was the dems.... we know how felon loves talking about [i]tself.

What makes or who gives this fool Jesse.. the power to make these idiot judgments. Holy cow.. I can sit next to this person and just blow raspberries for 30 minutes and make about as much sense.

Poor Jesse has a new rule for men every week…all rules he has broken or will break in short order…he’s just an emasculated eunuch…

Jesse Watters is a Vile, Despicable, piece of scum 🤮🤮🤮

This guy is weirdly obsessed with what is and isn't masculine. It makes me wonder what his childhood was like, why he hasn't sought therapy (probably not manly) and leads me to the conclusion that this is an exceedingly fragile person who hates what he sees in the mirror.

It will always seem weird to me that Trump’s cult would have a guy who wears makeup for a living define for them their own masculinity. Especially a guy who gives no indication he has ever used a torque wrench.

But he can slash a tire!

Jesse is an obnoxious, pathetic excuse for a human.

I didn't realize Jesse Watters was actually a man.

When the fuck did the cult get so pathetic that that pencil-topper is considered a paragon of masculinity able to mouth off about anything to do with the topic?

I think that if a person is creating a rule for men or women that they should be of the same gender that the rule is for.

Jesse doesn't qualify as a 'real man'.

Don't worry. His mum will likely call to scold him again 🤣.

The Murdochs are in league with Trump I wonder why they are trying to kill democracy

Jesse is the saddest excuse for a “personality” on TV. He is an embarrassment to all of us men,

Jesse Watters clings to masculinity like it’s a life raft—and he’s in deep water. The louder he shouts, the more it reeks of panic, not pride. Real men don’t need lectures or cosplay. Maybe the only thing under attack is Jesse’s own reflection—and it’s winning.

Honestly, I make fun of Jesse quite a bit but he’s really over the top with his “a you… you’ll become a woman” what on earth is his deal?

But it's OK for Trump?!!

Seriously. Has he seen the images of Felon47?

Dude is completely obsessed with “manhood” and “masculinity”. He’s hiding something.

FINALLY!! Men making rules for men rather than telling women what to do, how to act.

Watters’ mind lives in a bizarre closeted world.

Outside of Mar a Lago, I know of no woman who wears as much make up as Jesse does. Hypocrite much?

Has he never seen every photoshopped/AI produced, Trump photo ever? Shit look on the WH page from this week of him as Superman.

Jesse’s so far in the closet he’s practically in Narnia

They’re so insecure.

I don't believe that Jesse believes half the shite he spouts. Hes the 'entertainment' part of Faux. Then again, I didn't realise that Nick Adams was a real person and not a piss take until today, so maybe I'm not the best judge.

Jesse Watters is one of the least masculine men alive.

I agree. There is something really feminine about him.

The makeup, the dyed hair and the gallons of Botox give it away for me.

If you feel the need to institute rules for other men to follow, that says way more about you and how secure you are in your masculinity, than it does about other men.

Who is making rules? Mr #FaceFilter?

A goal in life? Don't be a Jesse. Hey, look at us with the easy win.

When you’re so dumb you don’t realise your burn is a self own.

From “hair-to-toes” Trump gets “photoshopped” every day!

So a guy can't self identify as a woman, but this asshat has no problem labeling him as feminine and thinking that's legit?

Yes please, let’s hear what it is to be a man from the guy wearing 2 inches of foundation.

Tune these rats out if you’re not their audience. Why waste time listening to brain dead nonsense sponsored by the Murdochs and their conservative lemmings?!

Jesse Bailey, your closet is ready.

Isn't a photoshopped picture of the president on the White House website?

Who plucks his eyebrows?

Aww... poor Jesse. Come out, Jesse. It's OK. WE don't judge on that sort of thing. You'll be much happier free to be yourself, and maybe, lose your need to bluster and protest and pander to those who would hate you for coming out. It's OK, bro. Just do it. We have hugs and cookies.

Someone who wears such an obvious rug (there is inside confirmation of this) is not in any position to throw this particular stone.

Jesse sure seems preoccupied with issues around masculinity and sexuality. wonder why that is.

Nice job insulting women! Jesse Waters is a fragile little man.

And his mum is mortified by him

I'm thinking Jesse has some internal conflicts.

Super manly man who gets paid in used Trump diapers.

Orange make up ok for macho men but not for drag queens. I have seen some drag queens more masculine out of drag than Watters and his dear leader.

Kind of weird he’s always professing his manhood. If he was really all that manly he wouldn’t have to be telling people just how manly he was.

Or wear those painted on eyebrows. I mean....😳🤣

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his own mother thinks he's an idiot.

💯💯

Mothers know best.

It's what a lot of deep-in-the-closet men like Jesse do. They do it to deflect just in case someone figures out he actually has the hots for the men he demeans.

I believe it. If you want to see something funny..take a look at Josh Hawley’s timeline on Twitter. If I didn’t know better I would think he had a crush on Jesse Watters. Weird, huh? 🤭

His photo appears in the dictionary as an example of "backpfeifengesicht"

Jesse Watters is fighting being a trans woman with every ounce of her being.

His excessive posturing shows he is deep in the closet fighting his own demons.