Well the forth bridge now has paint that lasts 25 years , perhaps Scotland can exploit an opportunity here

Meanwhile on the other side

Fences are so Fascinating for Cosplayers

These are the same people who say solar doesn't work because it gets dark at night.

And that wind TURBINES are windmills!!

Or that the wind(mills) are worthless when there is no wind. As if storing of the electricity isnt possible.

Some also think there's no solar power collection on cloudy days as the sun cannot penetrate the cloud. I've asked 'on cloudy days how do you tell the difference between day & night' but the MAGAt's don't get it.

Most magats can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground, so it's not surprising they don't understand how solar works.

What a FUCKING waste of taxpayer money.....🤬🤬

This is for show, a black gash across the horizon. For every trick MAGA can think up, the Mexican people will find a way to circumvent. They are very industrious, survivors. That's a compliment!

What a colossal clusterfuck of inept imbeciles we have running this country. Canada, please, we beg you...invade the US and take the west coast. We want out.

Or tunnelling....

Just more dumb shit to spend American taxpayer dollars on that does fuckall to help Americans. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Soon they'll want lava and lava sharks

Is there anything GI Hoe won’t do for the treasonous pedophile she worships? She is so sick.

The real reason they are painting it, is it will be a multi million dollar contract. And the president will have a "profit share" clause. Where he gets a share of the profits.

😂😂😂

“Granddads say the funniest things.” Except when this one says something stupid, everyone jumps to attention and spends millions of taxpayer dollars.

He’s already done this and it was a failure www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/sh...

Has anyone addressed who they are buying the paint from?

Trump Paint?

It’s repellent to everything.

Available only in black and white wash.

His dementia is getting worse. How do the magat’s not remember this?

Maybe dementia is contagious among Magats

But think of how much government funds can be put in the pockets of his construction firm.

Failure for the taxpayers. Wild success for the construction firm.

Maybe they’ll use primer this time. 🤣🤣🤣

Ignoring the facts and evidence of prior experience, the core characteristic of being MAGA 45 years later they are still waiting for the "trickle down" from lowering taxes on the rich while the pay gap between C-suite and line workers expands

Just a drop in the bucket to the money he has wasted on deportations, private prisons, deportations flights to countries, his personal business trip to Scotland, Norms advertisement saying he is the great leader, and the loss of $96 billion in taxes paid by migrants that will disappear.

he keeps hearing how fun it's gonna be to paint the wall from DHS advisor tom sawyer

They truly have #NoClue what the hell they’re doing. Professionals would install a power-coated steel wall. A painted wall will require constant upkeep vs solid surface stain that can withstand heat/weather with far less maintenance. Incompetent nincompoops 🙄

The entire concept of a full border wall is stupid…

Agree, but if he must, do it right. There’s no reason to paint a fence these days w the exterior stains available that can be matched to any paint chip. (On raw wood)

Oh look she's getting closer to her true Nazi uniform...

Black, just like their little hearts.

Ive heard the saying dumb as a bag of rocks but I cant help but think a bag of rocks might give tangerine palpatine a run for his money

Don't tell them about $50 power tools people are using to just walk straight through...

Painting on the US side.🙄 I still want to know why she is living at the Coast Guard Commandant’s residence. Is she squatting? Shacked up with Corey Lewandoski? Why do the taxpayers have to pay her rent?

Idiots!! Wasting more tax dollars! 👎🤬👿

It will cost a mere $2 billion. They will deduct it from Medicaid.

And when Trump orders his Cabinet to drink the Kool-Aid, they’d ALL better say “this is at the request of the President” and suck up every last drop.

Or ladders, oh and don't forget the tunnels underneath.

Nobody is dumber than Trump

"Who is more the fool? The Fool, or the fool who follows him" Obi-wan Kenobi

Kristi Noem and RFKJr come close.

she sees a grey wall and she wants it painted black...♫

30ft wall is easily scaled by a 32ft or 40 ft ladder. Standard sizes and sold in every Lowe's and Home Depot.

Did they paint the Mexican side?

Mexicans have paint too.

"We don't think we're being cruel enough."

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S WHY. I THOUGHT THEY WERE TRYING TO HIDE IT. YOU KNOW, I'M RUNNIN' CROSS THE DESERT AT NIGHT AND " BAM ". FUCKING MORONS. HOW MUCH $$$ TAXPAYER MONEY IS THAT COSTING US ?

Well I guess folks will be climbing at night huh?🤔😆

Or the fact anyone can still cut through it with a power saw they can pick up at literally any hardware store for $50.

Tiny gloves for tiny hands?

This is stupid

I wonder if this Bimbo just says “ Ya like sure DonOld ! Anything you say donold , KK!”

Oh yes don’t forget your gloves😂😂

Trump must have gotten a big kick-back bribe from a paint company.

8 year old Trump always has such deep, sophisticated idea. This is where parents typically praise the idea and then ignore it.

They're also painting the wrong side! People coming from other countries, they're painting the US side. Also, night, gloves, ladders, gloves, and ropes don't exist, right? Trump=Wylie Coyote.🙄

The side to be painted black will be in the US.

They're both dumb sheets.

Why? I thought the border was closed and that 0 illegal crossed the border since he took office…

Another Trumpesque idea: cover the Wall in shiny gold leaf just like the Oval Office! That’ll blind the migrants!!

🤣

Waste???

Don't the MORON ADMINISTRATION AND I MEAN ITS ENTIRETY, know anything about or ever heard of GLOVES!

Or shovels?

You must be talking about the wall that Mexico 🇲🇽 is paying for!

Presser, September 1st: "we will now be covering the wall in Crisco to make it more difficult to climb." Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Morons

Not to mention they're painting the American side😂I'm thinking at some point they think they'll have to stop us from trying to escape🤔...

Still, ropes and ladders found at hardware stores.

Pretty sure it’s already a dark color. How many billions will this cost in tax payer dollars?

Black paint won’t show blood stains when they line people up and shoot them. Nazi plans.

In Tijuana and Tecate there are big box home improvement chains right next to the border. Ladder? Check. Gloves? Check. Flashlight and batteries? Check. Water jugs? Check.

If the paint is to deter climbers, uh, why is it painted on our side?!

No able bodied people are to escape the slave camps.

Ohhh so now the sun works to create energy…..

this is just another grift to give someone money, much kike the border wall in his first term. they made the cost astronomical for shoddy work. "who is getting the money?" is the question

or that they can paint it whatever they want on their side, cans still climb over

and can

Wow, he's smart, isn't he? Genius for sure. No one will think about wearing gloves or going at night. 4 dimensional chess, that's what the fat orange man is playing. Is Mrs. Dressup going to cosplay herself as a painter and get in a photo op looking like a Mario brother? Idiots, the entire GOP!

Just like nobody will think to bring ropes or ladders

Nah, everyone is stupid. Only he is smart, No one else!! He's a genius. A STABLE GENIUS!

Fucking morons

$5 says the paint will crack & peel in a year.

The stupid of these ppl is unreal. Absolutely unreal. I wouldn't believe it if I didnt see it daily.

I used to think they were merely con-artists, but they really are dumb in addition to being liars and hypocrites.

Oh yes. Its an extremely rare & dangerous combination. The combinations vary, some can be more greedy then dumb, others just love to lie etc, but there is always some combination of the 3 within all of them & its fucking

Or the fact that it’s on the wrong side for climbing from Mexico

Well, to be fair, people might be climbing that wall to flee the US by now…

Good point.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Las...

it's only going to be painted on the US side, sooooooo

or ladders; or blow torches

When Portugal had this sort of problem they quietly removed him from power, and pretended he was in charge.

🤣🤣🤮🤮🤣

What a bunch of maroons! (Who is going to paint the Mexican side?)

🤣

I am not sure if I should put this out there. But increasing heat to metal usually weakens the material. Just saying!!

Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb as a ball peen hammer!

And as a woman, not only "power" but "complete control" soon!

Don’t give them any! Move to California and join our rebellion!

Really ?? More with the freakin COSTUMES.

meanwhile, in Mexico

People us ladders.....paint isn't going to change anything.

Every time I think MAGA don’t get any more stupid they surprise me

or that that they are painting the wrong side

Or ladders. Like I keep saying...soon enough, they'll be demanding we build a ceiling over Mexico...

Tunnels

They tried thus back in 2016 The painted peeled off within a year! It’s a waste of money!

Exactly!! The upkeep on this is tremendous. It will need continuous painting, it’s a job that will never be completed. I think the whole thing is for show and they probably don’t really have the intention of doing it beyond a photo op

If they took the metal and buffed it to a shiny surface it would be ten times hotter than black paint!

The Trump way - waste money and time

They just keep wasting out tax dollars

Wonder how much this lunacy is going to cost us. Trump spends money like a drunken sailor.

The estimate I saw was well over two billion dollars.

$45B…….$2B to “beautify” DC

That's because it is not his money.

The only thing trump is really good at is finding the stupidest people ever born in the US and the rest of the world... And hire them for important work that they simply must FU doing...

This is an idea coming from one of the new non-DEI studies funded at a JuCo in SD with funds confiscated from Harvard. How do we deter migrants coming over a hundred Miles of Trump Wall for under $2000 with material bought at the nearest Home Depot?

This stupidity reminds me of the funny Greyhald Spold/Death scene from the Terry Pratchett Discworld novels. Except it would be, "Oscura aqui, ?no?" IYKYK

God.. she’s another dumb ass!

But aren’t they painting it on our side, to keep us in?

"To counter George Takai's points, the wall will be painted bright white each night, then painted black each morning. Ha." - Kristi Noem

These people say this ridiculous shit out loud in front of cameras and there are people stupid or lazy enough to just listen to it slack-jawed and believe it. Those people vote. We need to OVERWHELM them in future elections.

Or ladders.

Elementary school level brains are too smart for these whack jobs.

Or planes. The vast majority of people who overstay visas arrive by plane 🤦🏻‍♂️

Truth.

She has the IQ of a drunk hamster when it comes to people’s ingenuity. I’m up for trying.

Ten minutes and an angle grinder gets you through that silly thing, painted black, white, or rainbow.

Idiot

That is peak trump

They painted it black on America’s side! What a bunch of morons!

A billion dollars would be better spent aiding flood and hurricane victims, IMO.

...or cloudy, even rainy, days! A billion dollars!

You can’t fix stupid. But duct tape will muffle it pretty well.

Gloves, nighttime, through holes, so many ways to avoid burnt pinkies.

Yes, folks. They and their supporters are EXACTLY that stupid.

Does that include the parts that fell down due to shoddy and massively overpriced construction? You know, to a company that wasn't a business at all, just two guys who donated to the campaign.

or that they're painting the wrong side

Or ladders

Some friend if the administration will bid 10 times the cost and then make a donation to the trump campaign

What you wanna bet that someone in the administration bought stock in the company making the black paint they're going to use, just before the announcement?

Is Botox a poison?

It's botulism...so, yes.

What @hippiespirit.bsky.social said. Botulinum toxin, produced by a bacterium named Clostridium botulinum, is one of the most powerful nerve agents we know. So yeah. The answer is 'yes' but also 'oh holy beans you better believe it yes'.

It’ll peel immediately.

Let's just say it would require special paint. Hubs paints cars. It's NOT cheap.

The level of stupid in this is astonishing. Every time I think they've reached peek-stupid, they shoot right past it. Seriously. It's so entertaining but they hurt a lot of real lives, so it's depressing at the same time.

We must use humor to prevent from going mad.

Ohhhh cleaver Noem.

For a second there I though she was cosplaying as a UPS driver. But then I remembered she's never dressed up as someone who actually works for a living.

"Illegals can't afford gloves, MM'kay?"

Anyone else got tricked into thinking she started a job a UPS?

Orange Julius Caesar: "My pet Elon is organizing a trip to the surface of the sun." Reporter: "But won't they burn up before they even get close to it?" Orange Julius Caesar: "Oh, it's fine. They're going at night"

Noem is an EVIL SADISTIC POS!

Quoting the president is double digit IQ stuff, Kristi.

Why don't they use flypaper glue, and when the gangster hordes try to climb the wall, they just stick there. The Border Patrol can just come and pick them off the wall.

Great idea. Love your lateral thinking!👍

I happen to know a few people from Mexico and they always wished the wall would be painted black so it’s way less visible at night. In other words Trump proves to the world EVERY SINGLE day what a dumb fuck he is LMFAO

What a jerk Gnome is.

Who is she dressed like today? An IPS driver? Doug Heffernan is gonna lose his shit if he loses zone 13.

Melania hurricane chic

If any of these ghouls come outside the USA, we should give them the "nice" welcome they are doing for the vulnerable.

Or ladders? 🤔

Do you really think her boss knows where the sun goes at night?

Brilliant!! 🤪

Or the fact that December, January, February are the coolest months with average highs in the 50's.

JFC this has to be a joke?

Yes. She is.

Our immigration border enforcement depends on people not knowing that oven mits exist. Cool.

A border wall is an environmental disaster.

Remember some things, most people escape at night in the dark, and it's easier ro hide in black. White or light is reflective, making it easier to see. Also, black retains heat, which will make the paint run (melt) from heat, have to be redone frequently

All that aside... they're painting OUR side! Errrm... so migrants can't climb it to go home and WE can't climb it to escape, LOL.

Or cordless sawzalls available at Home Depot’s in Mexico. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

www.detroitnews.com/story/news/n...

Just another waste of taxpayers money

They trust the sun to make their precious wall unclimbable, but not to power our homes and businesses?

Ever wonder what it would be like if Beavis or Butthead became president? We don’t need to wonder very much now.

Why don't they walk down 200 yards to where the fence stops?🤔

Quite the make work project. Guess they have your money to burn doing this.

Border Patrol Barbie in costume.

No matter what color it’s painted, the slats will still fall down like befor.

You know he know science, his uncle went to MIT

This reminds me of the time Israel built sand berms on the Suez Canal to stop any invasion. The Egyptians simply used fire hoses to wash away the sand and invade anyway.

What do Americans really need now? Can they pass through the bars ? Starting next week a market along the ‘wall’: Stall 1 Fruit, vegetables 2 Beer, nuts chips 3 Bring your prescription 4 Protein, cooked on the spot. 5 TexMex 6 to 30 Still vacant. What do you want to buy?

Are they painting the Mexican side?

or clouds

Idiocracy at its finest.

I rather have affordable healthcare. Keep spending our tax dollars!

So they're admitting that people are climbing over the walls, and are now painting them black to make it more difficult (on hot sunny days)🙄

OUR side of the wall. They're painting OUR side. Does that not mean they're climbing it to go back HOME?

I love how dumb this is. I love that Trump thinks painting a fence black is going to make it so much hotter to the touch than it already is that people won't be able to climb it. He has the mind of a child.

The wall defines the border.. so only the US side can be painted black.. not many people trying to escape Trumps lunacy would attempt to scale the wall they can just take the usual routes.. pointless

Don’t burn your hands climbing down the other side.

Or the fact that the side they would climb is the other side. The side with murals and cool paintings. She’s one really dumb dimly lit bulb.

Wait…I think they’re trying to keep Americans from ESCAPING! 😳

I'd be trying to if I was there

I’d struggle but I’d hoist my chunky butt over that fence! 🤣

Oh god, me too. Anyone watching would be at risk of fainting from laughing to hard 😂

🤣 We could help each other! I go first, though 😉🤭

You gotta take a rope and pull me up lol. I got some strong shoulders so lifting someone else isn't a problem haha its lifting me where I'd be stuck :)

Deal! 🤝

She has mastered the art of cruelty to humans and animals. What will she think of next?🙄

Sure Jan

No he said when he saw a RED DOOR he wanted to paint it black.

Or fall. Or spring. Or winter. Dumbest. Depraved. Bunch of buffoons.

That's some true Wile E. Coyote shit right there.

College people are not always smart...

It takes a twisted mind to come up with these types of evil torture.

Or tunnels.

When do the sharp points show up on top that the Sadist-in-Chief also wanted?

Is she worried that Americans will try to escape to Mexico because of the Hellscape she & Drumpf are creating here??

OR Paint PEELS

I like that she was compelled to explain it wasn’t her idiotic idea, lol.

Next thing, pour bleach on it. Works for Covid right?

Or carbon arc gouging, or various demolition blades that would probably work... (You'd have to bring a truck close for arc gouging to work, and you'd still have concrete.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv9t...

😂😂😂

Stupid bitch. I think the immigrants are smart enough not to climb the wall during the day. Oh and what happens during the winter months when we have less sunshine

A plot line right out of a Saturday morning cartoon.

Also please don’t tell them they’re painting the American side

She painted the U.S. side so that we will burn our hands attempting to escape. This Administration could not be dumber if they tried

living in the dumbest possible timeline

You know what's really messed up. The side of the wall they're painting is in the US.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

🤣 They are so stupid!

Or the fact that black paint is the first to fade. Will she be back in 3 months TO DO TOUCH UP WORK?

How moronic

Or that the paint is only on the US side. To keep us in?

Shovels are highly advanced solutions to vertical barriers

He really is an idiot, and he’s is followed blindly.

Sooooo fn messed up 🤔

Black fence, black clothes, black gloves, black bag, dark night. These are not the sharpest knives in the drawer.

🤣😂🤣 Stupidest Fascist Regime in history, bar none.

So….. at night…. If you’re all dressed in black….. BRILLIANT, DUMBTY DONNIE DRUMPTF!!!!

She appears to work for UPS.

Another cosplay costume. I hear she has one for FedEx and Amazon as well.

Dress up time.

She's still mad at South Park. Dressing down now.

Surely they will be climbing the other side which isn't painted black.

Not only the world's foremost authority on grass he knows a lot about fences as well.

They're only painting the northern (US) side, so it will never be in the sun 😆😆😆

Maybe they think it will be invisible at night…from the US side.

Or winter. $2 billion to do this 🤦‍♂️🤬

I wonder if the designers allowed for the significantly increased thermal expansion and contraction that this will cause, or if the whole thing will distort and fatigue itself to destruction.

But Kristi… nothing’s worse than a SOUTH PARK burn!