He plans to wage war on Americans.

Of course he is. He’s a malignant sociopath and all about hate & revenge. And you have to be on the offense to make your real feelings known.

Oh he’s definitely offensive

The Dept. Of War on Americans president. He's deployed more troops to attack Americans than anyone else.

Don't worry, Drumpf. You're offensive AF.

Why? what an international embarrassment, it isn't funny as he goes about demeaning the office of the presidency the WH will have to be rebuilt from scratch after this It's not the British this time burning it down

Show us the Epstein files!

I want to rename the office of President to the office of stupidity.

bsky.app/profile/kern...

Donated!

Give him the Nobel war prize

There goes that Nobel Peace Prize!

Make the stupid stop.

🤞

Trump è proprio un Putz. Troppo stupido per sapere quanto è stupido.

Hess delusional madman.

What a stupid piece of shit.

Trumpstein talks so tough, unless it's about Ukraine. He wants Zelensky to concede captured land to Putin.

I still remember having to listen to the brain dead idiots that Trump would be better for Gaza. You couldn't screw up more badly if you did it on purpose.

War is peace

Planning ahead. Wait till they invoke the draft and all of magas children have to join.

They changed from the Department of War to the Department of Defense because it is less aggressive. The Department of War limits what people think it's function is, allowing anti-war people to lobby for it to be shut down.

"We want offense." As if he isn't offensive enough already.

The man is an idiot - what are we to do? 🆘

... while more or less DEMANDING the Nobel Peace Prize! Is he an idiot, insane ... or both?

His hypocrisy knows no bounds.

It's so ass-backwards all the time, he should be spinning. Maybe, he could generate energy.

He is massively offensive to be fair.

Someone fire this mother fucker.

He is THE most ignorant idiot on the planet.

I genuinely believe he has more offense than anyone in the history of our country. There is a new offensive thing every day since he stepped through those doors.

Nobel Peace Prize? What a joke. 😒

And not even a funny one.

"The man is totally nuts yet everyone defers to him. Chaos and madness is the result. It's like a morphing of the Roman Empire and a Lewis Carroll book." Ben Zedrine.

Dunning Kruger goes all the way downtown.

Begging for a Nobel Peace Prize.

He must truly have a small dick!

He has caught Kennedy's brain worms and they have clearly reproduced. The man is INCOMPETENT - in the LEGAL sense. He needs to be removed.

He’s literally telling everyone his next move: war vs Americans

Did you mean warPed-time “president?”

'And where's my Nobel Peace Prize!' Good news for atheists. Any existing God would have flipped the White House already.

I dunno.. biblical God sure does love sending plagues and committing genocide. trump might just be a plague to wipe out a large chunk of humanity?

Biblical God in the myths always had a reason and sent a warning.

His reason did typically boil down to "didn't worship Me enough" though. Not a great reason, imo.

Obviously. My point is this is humans all the way down. As always.

Aye, I'm just playing devil's advocate.

I need to actually make a The Devil Doesn't Need More Advocates meme 🤨

Technically I'm playing God's advocate here, but I can't really tell the difference :P

There's no difference in the amount of advocates either needs

This entire thread gave me life 😂💜

He gave Afghanistan to the Taliban and blamed Joe Biden. He’s trying to give Ukraine to Russia and blame Joe Biden. DJT is clearly a useful idiot.

The teen girls could tell us all about how he likes to be on offense.

I usually refrain from judging people I dont personally know but after all that this man says and does lowering the bar each day the obvious conclusion is that he is really far from the sharpest tool in the box. the bigger problem are those who get it but still support this madness.

He has the nuclear codes. I could say God help us, but even God be like, a third of voters voted for him and half didn't care enough to vote at all so we don't deserve his help.

Most would agree you are plenty offensive as is. 🤔

Given how much America bombs the rest of the world, Department of War is actually more accurate. Is that Trump effectively telling the truth? Fuck me. I didn't think that was even possible.

Guaranteed to finally get him the Nobel he wants so much.

Almost as if everything he says is…….oh never mind.🤦‍♂️

Can someone please explain to him how offensive he is please? Might help? 🤷

I'm surprised that there's not an intense exodus of Americans leaving the country who just can't stand living in the States any longer. If this happened in my country (which it won't because democracy and common sense prevail here), I'd just pack up and leave. 🤷🏼‍♂️

And we want a president whose IQ is higher than a January thermometer in Minnesota.

Private bone spurs didn’t want to go on offense.

He told us during the campaign there would be violence. He’s been itching for it for years. Who’s going to stop him?

ALL makes sense when you realize he's the #1 pathological liar of all time, a psychopath, an insane maniac that is intellectually disabled, that was enabled by our gov. b/c they didn't prosecute him justly & is surrounded by sycophants who enable him in destroying American democracy.

The billionaires who have captured our gov. wield the power now in full force as they have both sides bought for a price & are puppet politicians who only serve their donors. We have no gov. for the people, just the rich.

Their are a few fighters, AOC, Mamdani, Crockett, Pritzker, Talarico, Buttigieg, Ossoff, Beshear, Newsom, Sanders...

Well, at least he's the best at being offensive.

Rambling like the idiot he is. I know he's ill, but still an idiot.

Tell this 5th grade bully he is OFFENSIVE.

I would but he probably reads at a 4th grade level as do his followers

Every pre-election declaration was a fabricated publicity stunt to fool Republicans. Even now some are still fooled.

He’s an idiot.

He is fairly offensive

He needs a fucking diaper change…

All i would say to him if i was in his presence? Is shut the Fuck up

Holly says, "that's nice", like she would to a child, but only Congress can change the name of a Federal Department.

And given how the Republican Congress has been acting?

Many might, but will enough in vulnerable districts support it, for the House to change it, since it's dumbass?

Only Congress can approve cuts to federal programs, but that didn't stop him.

“Donald the Dove”. M Dowd

That part.

He wants to be an offence, he is in more ways than he imagined.

He needs to drop dead. Yesterday.

For the love our sanity and existence as the USA!!!!

MANIFESTING DAILY..... everyone should join me because there is great power in numbers.

Why don't we call it the Department of Lombardi? Or the Department of Dempsey? Or the Department of von Clausewitz? The quote is attributed to them all. PS Anti-war, as no one would make war against him, not that HE wouldn't use it.

Who do we want offense against? Us?

And his base is too blind to see the change.

He is babbling idiot. Sad, but true. 😞

The president of the United States is a moron and a stark raving lunatic. We have to face this, and start acting accordingly.

Ich denke, es ist Zeit, die Stimmung zu ändern. Wer ist hier der wahre Verrückte?

To be fair, 🍊💩🫏 has ended, what?, 15 wars in very short time. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Epstein said what?

He's offensive enough all on his lonesome

Putin hired an idiot. The American Motors didn’t vote for this, this is all Russia. All of it. The amount of money he’s enriched himself since he was elected is 2.8 billion. I bet the money from Putin is double that this far. You can bet on it. He’s an agent of Russia.

#StupidAtWork

He is an offense... or is it offence...

He’s so stupid

Some have never had a day of adversity, and I've never wished as much upon a group of human beings as I have in the past few months. They are so far removed from reality and we will pay dearly for it.

He’s not doing anything! He’s just talking bs in front of the cameras every day, while who knows is running the country from behind the scenes. Then, he goes and plays golf.

No worries orange man, you are so offensive.

He should restrain his leaps of illogic!

He is an offense. Anti-American dictator, bullshit.

The Department of Stupidity With Your Lives.

fuuuuck this guy

He certainly is offensive

there is no Nobel prize for War

We just want you to disappear. And take your mangy ferret with you . . .

What a freaking jerk

Sith motherfucker

I think it's foreshadowing and suggests... Trump is planning to go to war. In his case, preferably with blue states + cities, although he probably wouldn't mind other countries in the Americas.

When Rubio was slashing the State Dept I did wonder... if there was a plan to carve up the world so Putin/Russia got Europe, China took over Asia and the US took over North+South America, would the US even need a large State Dept, with fewer countries. Purely speculation... but I do wonder.

lock him up before this senile old man and his toadies totally destroy democracy.

He's deeply unwell.

Welcome to hell…

He is a cretin.

And that orange imbecile actually thinks he's going to win the Nobel Peace Prize. LOL!!!!!!

Give that knob the nobel war prize.

The Department of Health really ought to brace itself...

Or they’ll go the way of the Dept of Ignorance

He's offensive. That's enough. Is he thinking of Greenland or Canadian offensive. Very scary stuff here.

How quickly it's idiots forget?

He is becoming alarmingly militaristic, deploying militias (ICE) nationwide, as well as drawing Federalised national guards from Red states and sending them into peaceful cities in Blue states. He is setting the stage for civil war at the mid-term elections.

We want MAGA, ICE and Trump to go.

good to see him continuing to ponder and focus on the things that really matter.

Oh, he’s offensive alright.

War. What is it good for? Well, using it this way is making sure this madman never gets his hands on a Nobel Prize for one thing…

He is very very very very ill.

Millions of people in the US wake up every day asking the same question.

It was called the Dept. of War because we were involved in a world at war! Why not rename the DOJ as Trumps Law Firm LLC? And one more thing, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

What the heck? Rename the DoD to Dept of WAR?? Is this because he wants the Nobel Peace Price. Maybe he should name it the Dept of Peace. Not War of Defense.

So another lie to add to his list. Broken campaign boasts, lies and bs equal one incompetent, worthless and cowardly president. That is Trump.

At least he isn't going 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 Orwellian, the orange demagogue could've called it the Department of Peace! 💁

Isn't smart, Isn't strong, Isn't brave, Isn't worth anything - words will never change those facts!

yeah, I want to invade other countries

It's just that typical child's view of the world. A bunch of mental 5-year-olds voted for a mental 5-year-old and now our foreign policy is exactly what a 5-year-old would think is cool.

He is offensive for sure...

Been using this for years. I will until it’s dead.

Susie Wiles is working on acquiring Twit-Olini's new duds...

Might as well call it the Wehrmacht

He is right, there is nothing left to defend, we are just another tin pot dictatorship. Out remarkable and unique democracy, with its astounding record of peaceful transitions of power has perished from this earth.

When you can settle bunches of wars as quickly as he can, it’s not that big a deal.

This is from the cowardly chickenshit draft dodger, who kept his kids out of the military. His daddy didn't serve, he was a slum lord. His grandfather was a draft dodger from Germany in WW1. He pardoned an American war criminal who was turned in by his own men. Good luck with that.

So- he sees 20 seconds of a pre season game so now it will be football analogies? OK- Rump is Jerry Sandusky, a child rapist. Republican in Congress are Paterno, looking away. The Supreme Court is the NCAA, corrupt and spineless. HE RAPED CHILDREN. It is offensive, and he has no valid defense.

I'm guessing the bone spurs would have magically melted away if he was drafted by the War Department.

The reigning champion of the biggest fucking idiot of life.. 🤦‍♂️ I’m so embarrassed every single day by him and his bootlickers..

And next, he's going to change the DOJ to DOTANEF: the Department Of There Are No Epstein Files....

He's not lacking on the offensive front.

This surprises no one that was paying attention.

One of my formerly dear friends voted for The Felon "because he will keep us out of wars & my son is in the military." Wonder how she feels now?

He really doesn't want a NOBLE (sic) Prize...

Gawd, what a blathering idiot. The useful idiot. Not even aware the world laughs at him.

World won't be laughing when war and needless bloodshed actually happens, people should pay close attention and hope for the best but prepare for the worst

And no need to wait, as "war and needless bloodshed" are being taken care of by King Idiot, and that mass murderer Netanyahu.

Right on cue . . . I knew someone would say something like that. Of course we're paying attention, but how can one not laugh at his derps?

Agreed

War is here - blood on their hands already

As a European, I ask: How long will the military remain silent? This president would soon be powerless if no one supported this fascist activity. You have been asking for decades how it was possible in Germany that a handful of fascists around Hitler could influence 80 million Germans so much.

Hitler got in office because he pretended to be Socialist, National Socialism doesn't exist, it's just Fascism wearing a Mask and pretending to be Socialist in name only

He is a dying old man desperate to camera place in history

Let me get this straight, Department of War? That sounds like he wants the US to start wars instead of end them.

Cadet Bone Spurs said what? Gimme the Nobel Peace Prize? Remember how there were stories of how Hitler got all hard watching the men who tried to kill him tortured? Same thing with this limp mushroom, but with Mexicans and Democrats.

There's a whole story about why they changed the name from war to defense, but I would assume no one in that administration is interested in learning about their country's history.

Or Offence

With bone spurs.

There was a separate Dept of the Navy when it was the Dept of War. Hasn't been the Dept of war since 1947 and became the Dept of Defense in 1949 - when Trump was a toddler. When he really was one, not just acted like one.

Department of Offense is apt. Nothing but offensive since 1/20.

ok that he fooled us the first time but the second time? how is hakeem still in leadership?

And pitching for the #Nobel_War_Prize.

Idiot

And what problem does this solve

He’s an idiot. He’s a psychopath. He’s experiencing cognitive decline just like his father— how can we possibly pretend this man is sane?🤷🏻‍♂️🚩🚩🚩

If people knew anything about history, they would know we had one of these already. Just like with everything else, #Trump wants to take us backwards. #WarDepartment #FuckTrump #NoKings #ImpeachRemove #HandsOff

I FUCKIN HATE HIM

He is starting war all over the country with his masked Nazis

War is peace

😡🤬😡🤬😡

Trump wants it to be the Department of War .... on America.

Guys hear me out... ah, nevermind if people on Bsky get banned for just literally expressing "wishing ill to J.K. Rowling", I won't even make it to hitting the reply button when talking about Trump.

And that man thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize?

Defense wins championships!

The weakest "man" on the planet blabbing about strength, that he has never known or shown in his entire, miserable, weak-kneed life!

Well, he certainly is offensive.

He needs to be removed from de-fence and incarcerated.

Release the Epstein Files

What in the hell…

I thought that he was the great peacemaker? Hypocrite

Fair to say he’s provided plenty of Offence his entire life.

Good God -- how did this man get past sixth grade with these communication "skills"?

Two words pretty much sums up the entire reason he's president now instead of a struggling fry cook: "Rich Daddy".

We dont want offense! fkn nazi assface pedophiles are gonna get us all killed. We used to vote for stuff. What happened to that? The leftists have been saying hes gonna get us killed for months! When the morons in the middle of the scale finally figure it out it'll be too late

It was only a matter of time before he did this…,

At the time we were also exterminating Native Americans 🙄

She was right about EVERYTHING

Trump is a fuckwit.

#mental #IQ 👎

How about the Department of Conflict Resolution?

And he’s still desperately seeking a Nobel, without ever acknowledging the irony.

We all know he really wants to name it the Department of Suckers and Losers

I hate Trump so much. Its incredible. I used to be a chill person but his evil-meets-extreme-stupid is just too much

Oh for God’s sake. I think that was actually the old name. Department of WAR! Fucking banana republic behaviour! As if the feral irredentism wasn’t bad enough.

So draft-dodger bone-spurs wants a department of war? Maybe he should be sent to the front line to lead the charge then, just like kings of old always did...

True!

My English Teacher, Mrs. Haynes, would have given him a red F for his syntax alone.

and she would have given me a C for capitalizing Teacher.

🫏

Are we a terrorist country now?

He is plenty offensive

Can’t wait to read his obituary!

Duuuuuhhhh Ahhhhhhh Eeeeeeerrrkkk

you are already the most offensive human on the planet. Why do you need a whole department when you are a one man army of offensive and vile utterances?

Well, he stopped so many bad wars, he has earned the right to start a few good ones, I suppose.

Remember. You can't fix stupid.

Every day dumber than the last.

Oh, don’t worry, Donnie boy, you offend me plenty.

Oh he is offencing all right. Bigly.

Did you know that America's President did not always sound like a crackhead on a bender? It's hard to imagine in 2025, but it's true!

Why don’t we call it “The Department of Where’s The Epstein Files”

You don't need offence if you are not engaged in an offensive. Who does Trump want to invade? IMPEACH TRUMP NOW!!!

Nailed it

Captain Bone Spurs is now the head of the “War Department”.