Did you offer it to him? How did he end up with the croissant? Did he know about the spirit invading it? Did he tell you he would eat it?
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Y yuoze asg theez kwestyuns Jinxy? Iz yuoze frind an cowerker!
aug 24, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Of course, we're furriends & coworkers! I'm just trying to gather as much info as we can for your case. @ribblyscarn.bsky.social will need it all, I'm sure, to make his decision.
aug 24, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Tank tha yuoze!
aug 24, 2025, 9:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Wez asg himz two keeb in freeza furr save keebin butt hez juss grabb an eet itt!
aug 24, 2025, 8:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Ah, I see. *makes notes* So, he ate it against advice.
aug 24, 2025, 9:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Objection!
aug 24, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Yaz... I spesificcali sai "Donut eet!"
aug 24, 2025, 9:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Let the record show that I was not offered a donut.
aug 24, 2025, 9:21 pm • 1 0 • view
I can confirm the croissant was given to me by Flash, and that Toes was also present. It was not confirmed to be that it contained the demonic soul of Rod Stewart, I only discovered this later when I was possessed by the popular AOR rocker. Toes and Flash ran away laughing which confirmed a crime.
aug 24, 2025, 9:14 pm • 3 0 • view
How can we be sure it was the croissant, and you didn't pick up the demonic soul elsewhere?
aug 24, 2025, 9:17 pm • 3 0 • view
The exhibits show Flash and Toes discussing that Rod Stewart’s demonic soul was in the croissant.
aug 24, 2025, 9:22 pm • 3 0 • view
An alzo tha Iz spesificcali sai "Donut eet"
aug 24, 2025, 9:23 pm • 4 0 • view
No donut was supplied. There was a rumour it contained the demonic soul of Neil Diamond. This whole donut think is a sideshow, a distraction. The evidence does not lie.
aug 24, 2025, 9:25 pm • 2 0 • view
Maybe all ya guys need to lay off the pastries for a bit?
aug 24, 2025, 9:41 pm • 4 0 • view
We’re bonding over Neil Diamond.
aug 24, 2025, 10:03 pm • 4 0 • view
Ok, but no more pastries
aug 24, 2025, 10:53 pm • 3 0 • view
Yuoze gotz two talkink two Toes boudt tha. Itz howz shez capchur tha deemins.
aug 24, 2025, 11:01 pm • 3 0 • view
@toesknows.bsky.social can we maybe find a more suitable space to store demons than in pastries?
aug 24, 2025, 11:39 pm • 3 0 • view
Kneel tha mannnn
aug 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 3 0 • view
youtu.be/Z3yu2c-0_w4?...
aug 24, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Okei thiz purrfekshun.
aug 24, 2025, 10:23 pm • 2 0 • view
Tushink tha ma, tushink tha yuoze.
aug 24, 2025, 9:26 pm • 2 0 • view
youtu.be/5O6KDuKJoB0?... This one is for you, Flash!
aug 24, 2025, 9:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Oaghe... tank tha yuoze. Iz luv Neel Dymin. Iz eet himz donut ani dai.
aug 24, 2025, 9:40 pm • 1 0 • view
LYES! Wez frose inn two plais an than yuoze thretan ma meowma wif nocc nocc on herz dore!
aug 24, 2025, 9:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Your testimony is a tissue of lies, a literal farrago of injustice. If the court will allow Exhibit A and B confirming that Toes and Flash full well knew what was in the croissant and chose to give it to me. Now, having established guilt, we should move into the damages that Toes and Flash owe me?
aug 24, 2025, 9:21 pm • 2 0 • view
Have you considered why they might have given you the croissant "jus inn cayse"? Have you ever taken care of things like this in the past?
aug 24, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view