Black cat extraordinaire #NaughtyPetsClub #Hedgewatchers and otherwise general mayhem Married to Zin #BlackCatsRule This is my NO POLITICS social.
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Bit of an expurriment goin on: Orioles, bumbles & hummingbirds use this feeder. They seem to prefur the left side, and grape jelly. But, what if there's apricot jelly on the left & grape jelly on the right? What will happen? Any predictions? #Hedgewatch
My hoom is an education worker, and today is her first day back at work for the school year. Good luck to all the education workers out there, and to the fur/fin/wing/scales/claw babies they're leaving alone at home. It's gonna be ok 💙
*drops the chippie*
Larry OR Perry, hunh...
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*curtsies*
YOU CALLIN ME HANNIBAL LECTOR??!! YOU'RE PAWCCUSIN ME OF VIOLENCE??! LIBEL!! #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Too cute to eat?? You mean, he should starve?? HQ??! #Hedgewatch
*innocent ears*
Oh, hello! #Hedgewatch Would you like to join me for dinner?
Ooooohh!! Nice!! Thanks HQ #Hedgewatch *unhinges her jaw & disappears the noms*
Hey HQ! I'm just...*licks lips*...waitin on my lunch... #Hedgewatch
#Hedgewatch #SuperSeniorCatsClub #HWCafe
Lasagna is Spaghetti flavored Cake I love all Cake 😹😹
Let me think about that. I wouldn't want to expose the #HotPinkLegalSolutions business to any legal issues.
You could be right, Mando You're very wise #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Ooohhh!! Do you need a go-between to deal with the big nanaphone company? #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Ransom notes? Nanaphones? Mission? What the WUT is going on, Flash??! #HotPinkLegalSolutions
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Phew! Thank you for clarifying that, Mando! I was getting a lil worried. Good hoom staff are hard to find, aren't they?
*clears her throat* Sorry, Mando, I'm a kitty who knows a little about the law. My hoom, on the other hand, is completely useless & knows next to nothing about anything. She is but a hoom, after all. #HotPinkLegalSolutions
It is! I need a pawssistant to answer it for me
Cheers, Oreo!!
I'm the best!! I have saved the hoom's life on a number of occasions!! *purroud ears*
I mean, JUST LOOK AT ME!! #NurseyJinxy
Hoom is recovering from knee injections today. I'm obviously being nursey for her. See?! How hard I work, and how dedicated I am??! I need a raise!! #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Aww Flash *hugs her furriend* How about this? *starts up Def Leopard's hit 'Flash bites', and paws him the mic* Here's a version of Def Leopard's classic love bites if you want it 🎵If you've got Flash in your sights Watch out, he bites🎶 take it away, Flash!! Wooooooo!!
🎵where it began I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growing strong Was in the spring And spring became summer Who'd have believe you'd come along? Paws! Touching paws! Reaching out! Touching me, touching🎶 #Nipfest2025
*feeling not ready to say goodbye, she climbs the stage for one more song* #Nipfest2025
Excellent (tho very, very specific 😹)! Thank you #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Nothing at all! Well, maybe a good review? We're always looking for new business & cases. #HotPinkLegalSolutions
Excellent! I'm glad I could be of pawssiatance in solving this case!
But would anyone watch that??
@toesknows.bsky.social can we maybe find a more suitable space to store demons than in pastries?
Ok, but no more pastries
Maybe all ya guys need to lay off the pastries for a bit?
Have you considered why they might have given you the croissant "jus inn cayse"? Have you ever taken care of things like this in the past?
How can we be sure it was the croissant, and you didn't pick up the demonic soul elsewhere?
Ah, I see. *makes notes* So, he ate it against advice.
Of course, we're furriends & coworkers! I'm just trying to gather as much info as we can for your case. @ribblyscarn.bsky.social will need it all, I'm sure, to make his decision.
Did you offer it to him? How did he end up with the croissant? Did he know about the spirit invading it? Did he tell you he would eat it?
@drfranb.bsky.social and I are here!! #HWCafe #Nipfest2025
I'm not familiar with that pawticular FDA policy. I will have my purralegal look into it. Meanwhile.. Generally, acceptance of items, unless stipulated otherwise, the accepter takes the item "as is". Purrhaps @ribblyscarn.bsky.social could help?
Let me see.. *checks her supplies* I'm sure @hedgewatchers.bsky.social won't mind #HWCafe #Nipfest2025 @film-authority.bsky.social does that help?
FLASH?!! That was meant for @film-authority.bsky.social Here! Let me get ya some more #Nipfest2025 #HWCafe
Don't we all?
*curtsies* Maybe @film-authority.bsky.social just needs some more good food? *grabs some leftovers from the #HWCafe at #Nipfest2025*
What's wrong about it? You already admitted being hungry and choosing to eat the croissant. You also admitted worrying about the pawssibility of the spirit invading you. There's also evidence of a convo re freezing said croissant. The question remains: WHY EAT THE CROISSANT??
And you thought a pawssibly pawssesed croissant was the thing to eat??
Clearly there's been a misunderstooding But...more questions need to be askin: why keepin Rood Stewart's demon spirit? And why in a croissant? And why, @film-authority.bsky.social, would you eat a frozen croissant??
So, your story is they offered YOU the croissant? *makes notes* Did they say anything about the croissant? What was the deal with it? Did you ask for one? How did this all begin? @drfranb.bsky.social
There's so much to unpack in this story: a demonic croissant, a Rood Stewart pawssesion, why a demonic croissant would be in Scotland....and most impawtantly, how Flash & Toes are even thought to be involved??! Flash has been with me karaokeing for days.. #Nipfest2025
Maybe @drfranb.bsky.social and I need to investicat!! #Nipfest2025
Of course!! The stage is yours
SOLO KARAOKE TIME!! 🎶Delilah, Delilah Oh my, oh my, oh my You're irresistible, ooh, ooh, ooh You make me smile when I'm just about to cry You bring me hope, you make me laugh, and I like it You get away with murder so innocent But when you throw a moody You're all claws and you bite🎶 #Nipfest2025
Woooooo!!! Gooooo, Flaaassshhh!!! Yaaaahhh!! #Nipfest2025 #karaoke
*yells* BOOOOOOOOOO!! DOZZA!! BOOP!! #Nipfest2025 @domaindoris.bsky.social
🎶And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon "When ya coming home, hoom?" "Don't know when, but we'll be together soon, yeah, we'll be together soon"🎵 #Nipfest2025 #karaoke
Next song... @flashtastic.bsky.social @kevinthekind.bsky.social 🎶My hoom-staff arrived Just the other day She came into the world in the usual way But there were birbs to catch & springs to bap She learned the job while I was away🎵 #Nipfest2025 #karaoke
ARGH!!!! #Nipfest2025
🎶Oooh hoomy-hoom, it's a cats world It's hard to get by just upon a smile Ooooh hoomy-hoom it's a cats world I'll always remember you like a staff, girl🎶 #Nipfest2025 #karaoke @flashtastic.bsky.social
🎵Now that I've lost everything to you You say you wanna start something new And it's breakin' my heart you're leavin' Baby, I'm grievin'🎶 @flashtastic.bsky.social @kevinthekind.bsky.social #Nipfest2025 #karaoke
*sets up on stage* Testing....testing 1....2... @flashtastic.bsky.social @kevinthekind.bsky.social #Nipfest2025 #karaoke
Cake? Sure thing! #HWCafe #Nipfest2025 Help yerself!!
We're just getting setup! #karaoke #Nipfest2025 @flashtastic.bsky.social
LET'S GOOOOO!! #Nipfest2025 #HWCafe
OOOHHH!!! THE BUFFET CONVEYOR RIDE!!! Hop on, furriends!! Ride it round & round!! #Nipfest2025
ARGHH!! DORIS DEMON DOLL!! *grabs her trusty flamethrower* #Nipfest2025
I'M READY!! LET'S GOOOOOO!!! #HWCafe #Nipfest2025 What can I get ya, furriends?
Those pesky time zones... #HWHideaway #Nipfest2025
Of course *slaps own face* What was I even thinking?? *hic* #Nipfest2025 #HWHideaway
*zooms in* I'M HERE!! I'M READY!! What can I get ya, floofy monsters? #HWHideaway #Nipfest2025
Pace yerself #Nipfest2025 #HWHideaway
I'm fine, really...totally *hic* fine #HWHideaway #Nipfest2025
Morning guys! Want any noms? #Nipfest2025 #HWHideaway
Morning floofy monsters! *hic* I've got...*checks her supplies*....food & drinks. Here's a menu #HWHideaway #Nipfest2025
No water AND no fire??! #Nipfest2025
*as night falls, Jinxy & Murray change into pj's* #Nipfest2025 @drfranb.bsky.social Anypaw else need a bed for the night? We got plenty of room!
No? Not too much water? Do you want MORE water? *turns on the tap* #Nipfest2025 #HWHideaway
Too wet?? *pulls out her flamethrower* I can help with that!! #Nipfest2025 #HWHideaway
That oughta do it #Nipfest2025 #HWHideaway
*pulls up* No worries, Flash! I got this! #Nipfest2025
It's ok, Flash, we all have our moments. I've been pawccused of requesting ABBA songs pawccasionally
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*snores* #HWHideaway #Nipfest2025
I mean, I oughta sample these drinks to be sure.....quality control somethin somethin... *samples em all* HIC!! *falls over* ack! #Nipfest2025 #HedgewatchHideaway
Could've happened to any paw... #Nipfest2025
🎶God, what have you done? You're a pink pony girl And you dance at the club Oh mama, I'm just having fun On the stage in my heels It's where I belong down at the Pink Pony Club I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club🎵 #Nipfest2025
Yes!! I got em all right here *gestures towards the table of gifts & catalogues, and accidentally knocks the whole thing over* ARGH!! Oopsie #Nipfest2025
WUT??!!
*takes to the karaoke stage* 🎶I know you wanted me to stay But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in LA And I heard that there's a special place Where boys and girls can all be queens every single day🎵 Join in if you know the song! #Nipfest2025
Not even her knotty-botty??!! @domaindoris.bsky.social #Nipfest2025
Thanks Calypso!
Unless its Doris's right? Singed floof on her would finally make her a black cat 😹 #Nipfest2025
