Thinking I need to change my surname. Suggestions?
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I love how all the surnames y'all pick so far are all domination themed like queen, empress, overmind etc. Look, I know I am magestic, but it kind of defeats the class problem with my name.
jun 14, 2025, 5:03 am • 14 0 • view
Jester Dunnikindiver 2nd Guard on the Left Guard Being Screamed at because They Sniggered at "Biggus Dickus" Smith
jun 14, 2025, 7:09 am • 1 0 • view
Why not just drop the surname? Look at Madonna, Cher, Prince, Snoopy All icons in their own right, rolling without a surname
jun 14, 2025, 4:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Only have to change one letter...Kink
jun 14, 2025, 5:35 am • 2 0 • view
Farmer? Smith? Cobbler? Wainwright?
jun 14, 2025, 5:05 am • 2 0 • view
Acres ... or maybe Hamlet? or Byways but that might have a double entendre (in my head I pronounce it Del Aynee, if it's Dellannie then maybe 'Getyogun')
jun 14, 2025, 5:43 am • 1 0 • view
Just change your middle name to No
jun 14, 2025, 5:02 am • 3 0 • view
Having benefitted from the wisdom of the other comments - if 'Kink' is a bit too full-time, perhaps Kind ?
jun 14, 2025, 12:12 pm • 0 0 • view
B.B. King did all right. America is full of kings, really. Jack "King" Kirby, the Kingfish Huey Long, Michael Jackson the King of Pop, that Elvis Presley lad, the roundball Sacramento Kings, not to mention the baseball Monarchs. You're fine.
jun 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Burger King. :)
jun 15, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
Superking?
jun 14, 2025, 5:09 am • 0 0 • view
Dushku?
jun 14, 2025, 5:15 am • 2 0 • view
Hey, she had the opportunity. I'll I'm sayin'.
jun 14, 2025, 5:28 am • 1 0 • view
Unreal
jun 14, 2025, 6:08 am • 1 0 • view
Non-specific aspirational figure
jun 14, 2025, 11:40 am • 2 0 • view
I am suggesting a different apporoach and go for a Pride+King aesthetic: "Delaney Nebuchadnezzar" would be the basis of a really baroque autograph.
jun 14, 2025, 7:00 am • 0 0 • view
Regicide.
jun 14, 2025, 7:33 am • 2 0 • view
I can't believe the lesbians are failing the assignment. Girls, you answer with: "We can share mine 😊"
jun 14, 2025, 5:37 am • 2 0 • view
I know right?
jun 14, 2025, 5:39 am • 1 0 • view
It's saturday morning, most of us are still asleep, but i'm sorry we let you down :/
jun 14, 2025, 5:53 am • 2 0 • view
McDelaneyface
jun 14, 2025, 1:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Just change the last letter to K and make it a statement about kink at pride
jun 14, 2025, 7:54 am • 3 0 • view
Delano?
jun 14, 2025, 5:18 am • 1 0 • view
Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-
jun 14, 2025, 8:16 am • 0 0 • view
bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
jun 14, 2025, 8:16 am • 0 0 • view
"King" for short.
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Queen’s the obvious one, but how about ‘Empress of all’? Not the smoothest of surnames, but it does the job.
jun 14, 2025, 4:52 am • 1 0 • view
I vote for Delaney Chicanery
jun 14, 2025, 4:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Belaney
jun 14, 2025, 5:12 am • 5 0 • view
Can you imagine? Hehehehe
jun 14, 2025, 5:28 am • 1 0 • view
Overmind
jun 14, 2025, 5:01 am • 1 0 • view
Soprano
jun 14, 2025, 8:12 am • 1 0 • view
Delaney Fairly Elected Official? Delaney FEO for short?
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jun 14, 2025, 5:04 am • 1 0 • view
Queen
jun 14, 2025, 4:47 am • 1 0 • view
Problem solved. You don't have to change your initials and you only need to add three letters to your existing name. Besides, crab is all, all becomes crab. Also, finger lickin' good. 🤣🤣🤣😈
jun 14, 2025, 5:31 am • 1 0 • view