-Spiders can fuck spiders. -uh huh? -so if Spiderman can "do anything a spider can..." -uh huuuuh. -I am just sayin'. -Huh. -I am not being weird about this. -hmmm. -It's the rules as sung. All I am sayin'.
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jul 24, 2025, 1:07 pm • 1 0 • view
To be fair he eats disappointingly few flies. For someone that can do anything a spider can, he's a bit of a let down. It's misleading advertising, anyone can claim/pick a creature and then actively not do anything that creature can.
jul 24, 2025, 7:38 am • 4 0 • view
I mean he *can* but so can we. He chooses not to.
jul 24, 2025, 7:58 am • 2 0 • view
Claiming to have spider abilities is probably the best cover story he had to deal with his more obvious "web shooter".
jul 24, 2025, 8:34 am • 0 0 • view
When you know how the majority of spiders reproduce, this is even more hilarious
jul 24, 2025, 7:07 am • 0 0 • view
well in Australia we have the saying, "we're not here to fuck spiders", i guess if spiderman says it, it would have a more literal meaning.
jul 24, 2025, 8:21 am • 1 0 • view
Are you wanting it?
jul 24, 2025, 6:57 am • 0 0 • view
If 'it' is 'tacos'.
jul 24, 2025, 7:00 am • 0 0 • view
Mate, I love your posts. I am apparently a "reply guy" and dont post much but your reply has me mystified which points me to a great Aussie song. Mystify, INXS. Dunno dark ages
jul 24, 2025, 7:14 am • 0 0 • view
Does he get eaten afterwards, though? If so, that's some serious snacky-snacks for the prospective mum-to-be
jul 24, 2025, 8:23 am • 1 0 • view
Woo! The unpublished pages of Amazing Spider-Man 236 are a doozy! Let's just say, it wasn't Black Cat who came between Peter and MJ.
jul 24, 2025, 7:03 am • 2 0 • view
Dripping for it.
jul 24, 2025, 7:06 am • 1 0 • view