Please stop saying 'ATM machine'. A machine cannot perform ass to mouth.
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But with AI....
aug 13, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Yet! But the Techbros are on it.
aug 14, 2025, 2:06 am • 0 0 • view
Gonna disagree with three words: Lieutenant Commander Data
aug 13, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
My Articulated Tongue Manifold machine won’t quibble…
aug 14, 2025, 8:35 am • 0 0 • view
A machine cannot perform ass to mouth, yet.
aug 13, 2025, 9:11 pm • 3 0 • view
You obviously haven't seen The Torment Nexus
aug 13, 2025, 9:26 pm • 3 0 • view
*80s comedian voice* seen? I married her.
aug 13, 2025, 9:40 pm • 4 0 • view
I love Harlan Ellison's "I Have No Mouth, And I Must Rim"
aug 14, 2025, 2:34 am • 2 0 • view
Human centipede.
aug 14, 2025, 3:24 am • 1 0 • view
Surely some sort of turntable system, with maybe a magnetic socketing addition to direct... ah... contact?
aug 13, 2025, 10:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Forbidden Rube Goldberg machine.
aug 13, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Not with that attitude…
aug 13, 2025, 9:18 pm • 5 0 • view
Yet.
aug 13, 2025, 9:08 pm • 7 0 • view
aug 13, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
I thought it was an 'At the Moment' machine cause I need money 'at the moment' I'm using it.
aug 13, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Shluld I call it a Behaviour Interactive Machine instead?
aug 13, 2025, 10:31 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 13, 2025, 9:43 pm • 2 0 • view
I thought it would be funny to post up a picture of this bot, but seeing it fresh again I am struck that it reminds me of someone.
aug 13, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Dutton.
aug 13, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Tell that to HR Giger
aug 13, 2025, 10:31 pm • 1 0 • view
I was certain that I knew where the second sentence would go after being led by the first, but I couldn't have been more wrong lol That's pure comedy
aug 14, 2025, 4:01 am • 1 0 • view
Stationed Mechanized Shine Exchanger?
aug 14, 2025, 7:48 am • 0 0 • view