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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social

'Long Johns' implies that Johns are not normally long.

sep 8, 2025, 5:44 am • 27 1

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Cami Spookybean @kiwicami.bsky.social

Are there short johns?

sep 8, 2025, 7:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social

In this TEDX I will...

sep 8, 2025, 8:52 am • 2 0 • view
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social

Obligatory: "They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."

sep 8, 2025, 5:46 am • 0 0 • view
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mea tulpa @nicktatorship.bsky.social

I've heard that is the case

sep 8, 2025, 5:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social

Some John's are longer than others.

sep 8, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view