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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social

We’re incredibly dangerous; so much so that 4 national guardsmen with rifles are posted outside of my office now I sell boats

sep 1, 2025, 11:11 pm • 11 0

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

Wait You sell boats?

sep 1, 2025, 11:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social

Recently converted coastal elite looking to buy a pontoon

sep 2, 2025, 12:00 am • 3 0 • view
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social

I have just the thing for them. Starts at $180K base. First model came out in April. They’re so pretty.

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sep 2, 2025, 12:03 am • 5 0 • view
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No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social

Does it come in corn yellow or Nebraska red?

sep 2, 2025, 12:04 am • 2 0 • view
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social

It appears to come in “dusk red” which looks to be more bama red but I can’t tell

sep 2, 2025, 12:06 am • 2 0 • view
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No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social

Call it Sooner crimson and you’ve got Chloe on board. Which we all know is the real key.

sep 2, 2025, 12:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Shannon of little importance @sdeminimis.bsky.social

Seems like Nik would have more luck selling his boss on a schooner of some kind.

sep 2, 2025, 12:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social

Preowned airboats

sep 2, 2025, 12:02 am • 2 0 • view
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ZanziBrie Buck-Buck McFate @briesmith.xyz

“Let’s talk about what it’s gonna take for me to get you in a cabin cruiser today.”

sep 1, 2025, 11:12 pm • 4 0 • view
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social

/slaps bow

sep 1, 2025, 11:59 pm • 4 0 • view
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ZanziBrie Buck-Buck McFate @briesmith.xyz

Shit, is it December to Remember time already? Do you have to give the bow back after you take delivery?

sep 2, 2025, 12:01 am • 4 0 • view
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social

Nah, you can keep it, Brie. You’re a friend of boat.

sep 2, 2025, 12:03 am • 3 0 • view
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social

Boyota Thon

sep 2, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Earl Karl @earlkarl.bsky.social

Sells dreams. Dreams that are fulfilled by owning a boat.

sep 1, 2025, 11:13 pm • 6 0 • view
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social

Karl, I knew I liked you.

sep 1, 2025, 11:58 pm • 4 0 • view
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social

National guardsmen right now

sep 1, 2025, 11:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social

Indeed.

sep 1, 2025, 11:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

Ok but then they end up in the Naval Reserve or something

sep 1, 2025, 11:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social

Yvan eht nioj!

sep 1, 2025, 11:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jamie Kate @jamiekates.bsky.social

I definitely saw more around today so happy Labor Day I guess

sep 1, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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not arizona @notarizona.bsky.social

yaaaayyyyyy 🫠🫠🫠🫠

sep 1, 2025, 11:54 pm • 1 0 • view