Anyone have a playlist with the vibes of “I only slept 3 hours again last night but fuck it, we ball”?
If you know my government name, no you don’t. Buy a boat. Go Dawgs.
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Anyone have a playlist with the vibes of “I only slept 3 hours again last night but fuck it, we ball”?
610 people have liked my rather mundane post about mac and cheese, I’m over here having an existential crisis about how aggressively forgettable my other 12,899 must’ve been
The Tarheel Love Story, a four act play.
Soon!
my 10/10, no notes girl ✨
They act like it’s a bad thing when in fact, it’s promotion-worthy behavior
This is gonna get stuck in my head, Fleer.
It’s really pretty easy! Make a Béchamel , stir in cheese of your choice, layer elbows, sauce, cheese, more elbows, more sauce, top with more cheese. Take statin.
This is going to be taken out of context isn’t it
I will never sell my food. That’s how you lose the joy.
The Gruyère has broken contain on the Discover page, I repeat…
Not if you co-sign a Sea-Doo, you’re not.
It’s easier if you get a two seater
Friend that’s gonna be a heavy lift Do NOT consign anything with that man
NO ONE LOOK AT THE RATES IN ATHENS GEORGIA OVER TEXAS WEEKEND
Rabble rousers, you. Chanting about pay equity and equal rights. Just terrible.
My husband looked at me and said “are you trying to kill me”
I like to call this “Death by Gruyère”
It appears to come in “dusk red” which looks to be more bama red but I can’t tell
Nah, you can keep it, Brie. You’re a friend of boat.
I have just the thing for them. Starts at $180K base. First model came out in April. They’re so pretty.
/slaps bow
Karl, I knew I liked you.
Well that would lovely. Mr. NotAz would have OPINIONS
yaaaayyyyyy 🫠🫠🫠🫠
Yeah sorry. I realized that when I typed it. Sorry about that!!
Indeed.
My husband told me when we first met that my idea of roughing it is a Westin, and I fear my tastes have only become more expensive in the 20 years since, Anon.
We’re incredibly dangerous; so much so that 4 national guardsmen with rifles are posted outside of my office now I sell boats
Lololol
Tell her that weird woman who kept trying to force her to put on sunscreen on Saturday is sorry
HBD to Macro!
16?!?! Nope.
That’s a good idea. Natural History at the top of our list.
It’ll happen faster than you want it to…
I’ve stayed at the Beekman the last 3-4 times. But it’s not really a kid hotel
I’ve stayed there! Love it so much.
Good to know. He never really got into HP. Skipped right to Deadpool. He has dark humor, like his mom…?
I just have him comfy (with parts of) DC. Baby steps.
Ohhh yeah - he’s not ready for that yet! Ha.
I think I’m prob going to bite the bullet and do Times Square, even though it’s the spot I avoid the most when I’m there. I love the idea of The Edition at TS — somewhat quieter and upscale, but I will have a 13 yr old boy in tow, so I might as well lean in…right??
Hey y’all: Any tips/advice on hotels that are best for a teen’s first trip to NYC? Taking the kiddo in early October for a long weekend. I have been multiple times on my own, but this will be a different vibe altogether. Thanks ✨
Keep us updated. Happy to be your winglady if needed - we can find you that +1
Labor Day in the NotAZ house: Going through back issues of G&G to see if I’ve missed any good food/cocktail recipes.
You don’t need luck, buddy. We have faith in you
But the clothes, Mia. The CLOTHES. I still love all of them
Also I’m sorry! Ouch.
Yeahhhhh I was going with the benefit of the doubt kinda thing but you’re right.
I would tailgate for this
Either that, or be had bloodwork/an IV placement and the blood thinners caused a very nasty contusion
Screaming
/applauds
Might fry some chicken, too, because why not
Duvalllllll
I have several loads today too, so if I have any playlists to share I’ll let you know
Drop the playlist, Carrie ✨
There’s a nap in my future. Maybe.
Me too, but on the sofa, planning meals for the week. Love a quiet house.
What if you fell asleep at 5?
Also a good answer
Thank you for your support!
Is it too early for a nap, y/n
Robin’s version of a wake up call is a little aggressive for my taste.
Our sofa downstairs is pretty clutch. Sometimes even a move to the guest room bed is helpful
So it appears that I can sleep pretty much anywhere but my bed. Seems less than ideal
This junk email that made it thru my spam filter got my attention, but unclear if it’s an invite for a webinar or a ransom note.
I have heard about this kind of thing—actually had it happen to me when I had to unexpectedly return a rental to another location. I’ve saved all of the paperwork and took pics of the car being towed!
Thanks, I hate it
I will give Hertz credit for one thing, and it’s that I got to read this catchy slogan on the tow truck that picked up the lemon that they gave me
Stuff it, Hertz.
I was so happy to hear you!!
I bet you do
That man was too cognizant of world around him.
Not as cool as the big hat. (Do not buy my child the big hat.)
“Please, ma’am, I am very hungry”
Sunday biscuits with Loki.
Better
Ughhhhh
It really is a perfect day.
I’ll be able to spot you easier with the first one
You’d be one of my first calls, bud About to text you now btw!!
Proud of you
Girl, same
Lily accused me of breaking curfew last night. Just look at those judgey eyes.
Why didn’t I take a pic of what I brought over yesterday, @hollyanderson.bsky.social and @glitterburrito.bsky.social? I can’t remember now
Girl on top of my rental car bullshit, I’m done. Get me drunk and roll me home
This is like the 7th of the week nationwide. People are on my shit list. All of them.
I mean 💁🏼♀️
I can’t help it, Holly
….interesting, you say?
Never mind, let’s drive this car anyway because there’s no other way for me to get to Athens. Thanks so much, Hertz.
You haven’t met “work me”
A Jeep Compass that sounds like Fred Flintstone’s car.
How did you guess?
Folks, we love a rental car whose dashboard lights up with sixteen dashboard alerts about brake errors and engine something or other halfway home, don’t we Seems bad
I used to. No longer.
