The only person who prays harder for His Magasty King Pumpkin Tit's coronary than I do... is JD Vance. But I got news for you, JD: you will never command the cult. Even Congress reserves its gentle ass licking for your boss. It's the only fascist ass they enjoy the taste of.
JD doesn't have to command the cult, as long as the folks bankrolling all of this can command him.
Wrong. Congress would stop complying.
That would be nice.
How does Vance feel about women voting? Asking for a gender.
Maybe Melania? 🤷🏻♀️
Vance is the grossest freak I have seen. Can't. Stand the jackass at all. If this thing thinks he could run the ovel office some day. Good luck ass kissing fool🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 vance looks like some cheapy stuff that climbed out of a gross den.
Correct. They cill for you JD or whatever your name is
I don't think the GOP cares who it is, so long as they have power. It's in 1984 too, the Party didn't have a leader, all the Inner knew what to do ....worth considering.
Vance, Miller, and Thiel are already running the government. They'll lose the ability if Vance takes Trump's seat. Congress will give the whole MAGA thing a rethink, dump the administration, and focus on saving their districts.
True
Yeah, JD...ya hear that?
If he works for Russia [he does], then they'll give him the job. They don't care what the MAGA cult say after the midterms anyway.
JuDas Vance is essentially a psychological cripple: a weak, soulless charlatan who embraces authoritarian politicians and movements to try to fool himself (and others) into believing he is the strong, honorable man he simply is incapable of being.
Cults don’t survive, at least in the same form, when the figurehead disappears
It’s why, imho, Heritage Foundation, using Stephen Miller and RussellVought to implement Project 2025 milestones, at high speed. The execution of this chaos was planned for years. They know Vance will have a rocky start, so the rails had to be laid while Trump is alive.
Shhhhhh Don't tell them. They'll keep juicing him if they know.
Damn right!!
The compliance of the cult is fueled by a genuine fear of their leader, he is a vindictive MFer. I can’t imagine any successor could survive the subsequent infighting, but I’ve been wrong before.
Yep once 45 is gone, they are history
JD just doesn’t have it. He can’t even order donuts without embarrassing himself. He’s an awkward weirdo who was never idolized by anyone, not even watchers of “The Apprentice.” The potential for a cult leader he has not.
You are truly a most brilliant writer. Love this!
God, I hope you're right. The base is pretty stupid and manipulable though...
JD Vance has been plotting for this moment his entire life mentally with Peter Thiel and all the other billionaires spending their dark money to create his political career out of nothing. It is not talked enough about how JD Vance actually has no experience in the public service whatsoever.
The only good thing about his egocentric cult of personality is he’s incapable of grooming a successor. Maybe someone will step up and give maga a new channel for their hatred, but it’s unlikely. It sure as hell won’t be Couchfucker