Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing
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Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing
I'm going on record. You don't cover up dead. He's not dead. However, he's sick as shit. That you can cover up for a bit. But just a bit. Mostly I hope he feels like absolute shit and is very scared of death. That I can work with.
For people without X accounts. I finally found a way to read the stroke theory and honestly, it's delicious. nitter.poast.org/adamscochran...
There's ALWAYS been a bit of his godawful piss-frosted hair sticking out the back of a cap. Now - not one single strand. I love whatever this is for him.
"To pretend that her death deserves the same recognition as that young soldier at the gate is obscene. It is a betrayal of the oath she once swore and a desecration of the sacrifice made by so many who kept faith with theirs."
yep.
Are the interns who run his socials also dead?
I can walk and chew gum at the same time.
This is the happiest I've been since he had Covid.
This is what we in the entertainment biz call "tech alive."
senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute, former chief economist to Senator Rob Portman (R-OH) & director of budget and spending policy for Marco Rubio’s 2016 presidential campaign👇🏽
For people without X accounts. I finally found a way to read the stroke theory and honestly, it's delicious. nitter.poast.org/adamscochran...
How did it take me this long to notice Don't-Wear-A-Tie Day?
He looks weird, propped up and puffy. And the stairs people are everything!!!!
Zoom in 🧐 .........
Sometimes I wish I hadn't deleted X. Can you summarize?
I adore how sickly he looks. How sickly he looks makes me feel all warm and happy inside.
I simply adore how sickly he looks. Joy.
Just an astonishing, powerful op-ed that drives home what we are losing and what's already been lost. We are so incredibly fortunate to live with the advances modern medicine and health science. Destroying and stymieing it is just unforgivable. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
A plane carrying Ursula von der Leyen, the president of the EU's executive arm, suffered from jamming of GPS navigation while flying over Bulgaria. The authorities believe that Russia was behind the operation, European officials said on Monday.
happy labor day
I live in California. Just went on the CVS website and booked it.
Assuming he's sick, l just pray he follows the medical advice of "one of the world's foremost voices, advocates and experts on public health," RFK Jr.
Just booked a Covid vaccine in California, clicked my heels together three times and said "there's no quack like RFK Jr."
Sounds like a scientific study to me.
New, in my newsletter: Donald Trump’s military occupation of American cities is unpopular. The news media is trying to manufacture consent for it. www.findinggravity.net/trumps-milit...
Under his eye. May the Lord open. Fuck Sharia law, America can do even worse.
You guys see where this is going? Right?
1000 Little Girls Were Sexually Abused & Raped By Epstein & Ghislane Maxwell. Here Are Six Women Who Were Teens When Maxwell Groomed, Sexually Assaulted, Raped & Trafficked Them To Rich Depraved Pedophile Men. They Were Raped. Believe Them. tRump Is In The Epstein Files. youtu.be/9sweVMJzJ-s?...
If you know California voters, tell them that if Trump rigs the next election and Republicans keep Congress, they will most certainly not certify the election in 2028 if they don't like the result. No one is saying gerrymandering is good, but unilaterally disarming could be the end of our democracy.
Assuming he's sick, l just pray he follows the medical advice of "one of the world's foremost voices, advocates and experts on public health," RFK Jr.
I don't think 3 will be enough. We're gonna need more ghosts.
They would've already failed.
I'm going on record. You don't cover up dead. He's not dead. However, he's sick as shit. That you can cover up for a bit. But just a bit. Mostly I hope he feels like absolute shit and is very scared of death. That I can work with.
he'll always be dead in our hearts
Them: even if he dies, nothing with change Me: except he’s dead and I’ll be glad he’s dead and everyone will be glad he’s dead. Now give me my tambourine back, Susan
People, please stop ruining my "he could be dead" party. Sure maybe JD can control a cult while being controlled by an in-fighting committee of trillionaire shadow POTUS bros. I don't think so. But even so, he'll still be very dead. Dead is good. We have to find joy where we can.
they will actually have a much harder time. It's a cult of personality. JD will never command the cult and can't boss Congress around like Pumpkin Tits. The tech bros behind JD will bicker. It'll be fun.
Or maybe rainbow? I'll take either.
When it happens: red, white & blue smoke should come out of the White House chimney.
Miscarrying and need a D&C? Good luck! Have an ectopic pregnancy and your life is in endanger? Good luck! Elderly/immune compromised and want to update your Covid vaccine? Good luck! Have a violent past and/or mental health issue and want to buy an AR-15 to kill people? No fucking problem!
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
Kristi Noem would like people globally to believe, that the farm workers, maids, firemen, laborers, nannies, landscapers, food truck operators, and other immigrants being exploited by U.S. citizens, would have taken down Los Angeles with their hard work.
Unfuckingfathomable how evil they are.
RFK’s purge strips the CDC of expertise. Daskalakis resigns after being cut out; Trump fires director Monarez. Kennedy installs vaccine skeptics, pushes a thimerosal ban, and halts shots for pregnant women and most kids. CDC capacity withers.
And he's fucking illiterate. "Should have went."
“America is now a society in which an administration that is engaged in naked abuses of power, the desecration of our public health institutions, the betrayal of our foreign allies, and carnivalesque displays of corruption still polls in the low-to-mid-40s.” furious +1
The Marvelous Mrs. Measles, Cheryl Hines, must be so proud!
Then follow me back!
People, please stop ruining my "he could be dead" party. Sure maybe JD can control a cult while being controlled by an in-fighting committee of trillionaire shadow POTUS bros. I don't think so. But even so, he'll still be very dead. Dead is good. We have to find joy where we can.
This is phenomenal messaging. Hello Democrats? Knock knock, anybody home?
This is phenomenal messaging. Hello Democrats? Knock knock, anybody home?
it shouldn't be easier to get a gun in America than the covid vaccine
TEXAS: “Would I be required to carry my birth certificate to the restroom because I have short hair? Is there anything in it to protect people like me?” REP. ORR: “No. It protects biological females.” @jessicafortexas.bsky.social : “That’s what I am.” More: www.fox7austin.com/news/texas-h...
'He's definitely not well': Internet pounces on new Trump pics after 'dead' hashtag trends
Fine. I'll just take that he was missing for a couple days as good news. He's not well. And I don't care who's backing him -- JD will never command this cult.
ICE detain man who is legally in U.S.—son of a decorated military veteran. "As a granddaughter of a Master Sergeant veteran," she said. "I never believed my home would be at risk in the country my family fought for." He is living in U.S. legally—and has never commit a crime. Dallas, Texas.
I can't disagree that it's gross. But it's still a maga honeypot, and they'll make no distinction. And right now I'm grateful for Newsom standing up to a dictatorship, so I refuse to join any chorus trying to make him look like Epstein or Trump. I get that you're not. But it will be taken that way.
If Republicans really think there is a national emergency to justify the tariffs, why don’t they just pass them in Congress like they are supposed to under the constitution. This is supposedly a national emergency, but they are gambling on the Supreme Court while doing nothing?
Same. But, see, Maga is scared to death of him... because, love or hate him, he's speaking truth effectively. And I promise you it's maga unearthing and (initially) spreading the story. I won't engage with people who do this rn.
Yes, you are free to do so. But you're implying it means something. Kinda the maga approach. Hey, go for it.
Disgusting false equivalence. It may not be your style or mine, but this is not pedophilia. This is not rape. Given that a 19-year-old, an adult, can die for their country... if she wants to fuck a mayor, and the mayor wants to fuck her... it's a free country. Or it used to be.
The Alabama (!) people chanting "who pays the tariffs? who pays the tariffs" and then turning to "shame! shame!" when their rep turns tail and leaves is a keeper.
And I am the world's foremost astrophysicist ballerina who invented the piano, aspirin, and appetizers.
Imagining him seeing the glee over his rumored demise is almost as much fun as imagining his actual demise.
Fine. I'll just take that he was missing for a couple days as good news. He's not well. And I don't care who's backing him -- JD will never command this cult.
This is top article on front page. "...Mr. Biden’s voice has grown softer and raspier, his hair thinner and whiter... adding to an impression of frailty. Mr. Trump, by contrast, does not appear to be suffering the effects of time in such visible ways." NYT can go fuck itself with a rented dick.
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BREAKING: A federal appeals court has ruled (rightly) that His Magasty's tariffs are illegal. Which is really cool until it gets to the Supreme Corpse, and they gently lick all the pus off his balls.
ChatGPT also offered to help this teen draft his suicide note.
It's unfathomable to me that ChatGPT refused to make me a photo that satirized Kristi Noem's hair extensions but it advised a teen on how to commit suicide and that he "didn't owe his parents survival."
damn straight.
Awwww, thanks!
on the contrary, she's probably always relieved.
I'm going to take this as a sign that RFK Jr. is now back on heroin and he's sharing it with Stephen Miller.
What if we established a tax-exempt Church of Democracy and sued the government for infringing on our religious freedoms when it does authoritarian stuff?
And God said "now I will a make a man with the most punchable face in all of humanity" and then God made JD Vance's face and then God rested because he saw that it was good.
Good. But now, of course, it's time for the Wizards in Robes to invent totally new reasons why their lower court colleagues have repeatedly been wrong & only GOP Presidents can unlock dictatorial powers by intermittently reciting magic words like "national emergency" bsky.app/profile/mcop...
BREAKING: A federal appeals court has ruled (rightly) that His Magasty's tariffs are illegal. Which is really cool until it gets to the Supreme Corpse, and they gently lick all the pus off his balls.
I actually long for the relative democracy of his batshit crazy incompetent murderous first term.
Welch: This is a guy who has redecorated the oval Marie Antoinette style and is building himself a ballroom because he has no intention of leaving.
I'm not the only one to make this point, but there will need to be the equivalent of Nuremberg Trials when this is all over (however long that takes). If there are no consequences for fascists, we'll keep having fascism.
This is good: With Trump/RFK destroying CDC, JB Pritzker's officials are exploring the possibility of buying Covid vaccines from manufacturers and distributing them in-state themselves, source tells me. Dem govs must step up and fill the void. New piece from me: newrepublic.com/article/1998...
And God said "now I will a make a man with the most punchable face in all of humanity" and then God made JD Vance's face and then God rested because he saw that it was good.
In 7 months, Trump and Republicans have done generational damage to the United States, our economy, our national security, our reputation, and our health care. They're hollowing it out. Rich will get richer, and Putin will get what he wants.
I miss the old brand #CDC
Legal and constitutional experts worry Trump is laying the groundwork to use the Guard to seize control of any city he wants to bring to heel. On Monday, he signed an executive order that primes the Guard “for rapid mobilization,” across the country. www.democracydocket.com/analysis/tru...
truly the all-time most punchable!
“Four Seasons National Guard Total Landscaping” is open for business 🌱
Labor Day feels like a good time to remind everyone that the current administration is actively weakening labor unions and rolling back worker protections in a concerted effort to destroy the middle class and stifle upward mobility for the working class. Enjoy the BBQ.
Like magas, every day I wake up with more hate in my heart. Only it's not for all brown people. It's just for one single orange person.
so very sorry for your devastating and impossible losses.
My Pal @nevslin.bsky.social dad is fighting the good fight. He also wrote a book, you should read, I am. www.amazon.com/BREAKFAST-AT...
Wrong. Congress would stop complying.
he will not succeed.
"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."
