They’ve invented a computer that can’t do math.
Boy from Oklahoma, now in New England. Writer of fantasy. (#amquerying) Nerd. Neurodivergent. Anti-fascism. Friend to dogs. He/him. I say "fuck" a lot.
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They’ve invented a computer that can’t do math.
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
Man on the Moon
If Rahm Emmanuel ever comes to my house, I’m beating his ass with my Complete Pogo volumes.
Well, now Walt Kelly needs to come back from the dead and beat his ass.
Everyone relax, Trump is just having a clandestine affair with Shelly Miscavige.
Except on top of his head.
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
I dunno, Chief, I’ll ask Keiko. It’s her name on the work order.
... People sat through two-and-a-half hours of an Oz movie just last year. I was one of them. Are executives just this mayfly-brained?
Ah, yes, the same story where Donna Troy's dead baby was zombified and she had to crush its skull.
Miles O'Brien fan club assemble.
I just want ten minutes alone with the guy who designed the Rubicant fight in Final Fantasy IV.
"Tomorrow is another day, motherfucker!" BLAM BLAM BLAM
Jigsaw: Hello Doctor Banner. Let’s play a game. For years you have wait what the shit OH FUCK
OK, hear me out...A LORD OF THE RINGS remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
For decades it was the writers’ go-to option for introducing a minor plot complication to stretch the story out longer.
Blue Beetle.
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Temper, formerly Oya, and I don’t think so, no.
Not yet, but he really does look like one bad fall could do it.
Tell me when Trump starts flashing quicker and quicker and his attack pattern changes.
"A Burrito for Christmas"
Worth remembering that any time I refer to “it happening,” I’m talking about Steven Page playing with Barenaked Ladies again.
Vonnegut was doing this in the ‘60s.
Show about a cabbage and a jar of mayo solving crime; call it Slaw & Order
Happy birthday!
Worth remembering that any time I say “it’s happening” I mean Peter and MJ getting back together
Next level rice cooker.
I’ve been calling it The Age of Bullshit for a while now.
She's more racist by 9 AM than most people are all day.
Fuck THAT.
(My kid’s been binging these for the last two weeks, my having takes was inescapable.)
Zombies: “Fuck segregation” Zombies 2: “Fuck assimilation” Zombies 3: “Fuck nativism” Zombies 4: “Fuck ethnonationalism”
My only contribution to the “kid lit vs. adult lit” discourse is that someone once recommended [series name redacted to protect the innocent] to me with “It’s like Harry Potter if it was for adults”, and the smarmy way they said it instantly turned me off checking the series out.
Last week: "Adult media" means porn Yesterday: "Adult media" means porn Today: "Adult media" means complex and refined productions of serious literary/cultural merit that we put on a pedestal purely to use as a contrast to things we instinctively don't like Tomorrow: "Adult media" means porn
Fundamentally, tech bros don't believe other people are people.
This is your savior?
"How are we supposed to beat the Nazis when you're running around speaking up for communists, socialists, trade unionists, and Jews? Lots of people dislike those groups. Once we ditch all of them, the five of us who are left will beat Hitler easily." 🤔
There is no route out of fascism that involves sacrificing the vulnerable. All that does is tell the fascists that we're willing to turn on each other for the illusion of safety.
Wait a minute... August 29th, 1997? That's the day that Skynet becomes self-aware... ... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMELIE LEADS THE HUMAN RESISTANCE AGAINST THE TERMINATORS
Amelie 2: Judgment Day
1000-year stare?
“You gotta be one of the good guys, son, ‘cause there’s way too many of the bad.”
Owwwwww
Is the reckoning in the room with us right now?
Happy birthday! (It’s my mom’s birthday too!)
Getting laid off this week, pals. If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.
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James Cameron is such a cunt.
hey hey rfk how many kids did you kill today
Yes.
I created six characters in DA: O to try out each origin.
Good mornin', good lookin' This is the killer speakin' Good mornin', angel This is the killer on the line
Lean in and have him play Booster Gold.
Brief 🧵, as someone who has studied mass shootings for 13 years: -gender does not cause them -SSRIs, no -mental illness, no -internet/gaming, no Above can be compounding factors—but motive is complex, often very. The most fundamental combo: suicidality + rage + isolation + easy access to guns
the entire infrastructure of modern civilization is held together with duct tape, string, and cat girls in programmer socks
Extremely helpful from @pkrugman.bsky.social about why markets' reaction to Trump's attempts to abolish the foundations of American prosperity have been so muted, even as he's gone after Fed independence: paulkrugman.substack.com/p/why-arent-... It's even got a political epistemology angle.
I mean this: kill civility with fire.
I hate that so much of getting, having, and keeping a job is treated like a game. I don't want to play. I don't want to hustle. I want to be.
As someone who's been on SSRIs since childhood and never shot anybody, this man needs to fuck himself all the way out of this plane of reality.
From a ten-year-old Facebook post: The thing people tend to misunderstand about Spider-Man’s credo is that it’s scalable. With any power comes concomitant responsibility. Peter Parker didn’t need spider-powers to trip the burglar at the TV station. Almost anyone could have done it.
I saw a postings a while back for the team for some GI Joe game. Wonder if this is that or something else.
Call me a Negative Nancy, but I don’t think Congress should have needed to specify not to conduct any fascist coups in foreign countries
Sorry, is there another Susan Collins I'm not familiar with?
Yakko Warner signing a song while using a wooden pointer on a big diagram of all the ways fascism has arrived in America
“Jinx! Double jinx!”
Great, now the suicidal teens can get murdered by cops
Boomtown Rats announce they’re changing the name of the song to “I Don’t Like Days”.
I hate raising my children in a country where "someone opened fire on a bunch of kids" is just a normal thing that happens
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy’s Love in the Time of Cholera
Christ almighty.
And now I've learned something new!
Interesting variation on striking. It needs a catchy name.
They finally gave Phil the budget and resources he needs to do his job properly.
Look, y’all really don’t have to comment on everything. If you don’t know what the fuck is going on, you can just keep going about your day.
How about we don’t suggest armed troops be placed in schools?
Extra fact: We call the thing you stand on a dais.
Man, I got a $20 copay for Tonics.
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THAC0 was an act of violence.
I swear, if you need prospective employees to blow you to give them a shot at earning a living, somebody broke you.
"Why do you want to work with us?" Yeah, my bank has this thing about the mortgage payments being on time if I want to keep living in this house.
It's called money, Chris.
Weird new Monopoly variant, but I’m digging it.
The contradictions vanish when you remember their primary goal is the accomplishment of evil.
Well, yeah. He’s already got his solution: ban vaccines and put the neurodivergent in work camps.
I am large, I contain multitudes, I can think all forms of bullshit suck. Including yours.
You literally just said no one is saying the thing, and followed it up by saying the thing.
All officers carry a sword or other culturally appropriate weapon. Carrot was able to provide his own.
Seriously, somebody needs to track down and post this dingus’s ADTRW account name.
It was a warning to his enemies!
Cerritos strong!
“Secret Agent Man”
Mick Jagger is going to get a very confusing phone call.
Cat distribution system branching out
Wow, two B-52s songs in one!
Palette cleanser. youtu.be/ffyKY3Dj5ZE?...