Hahaha, I just snorted reading that.

If they are going to look like Charlie Kirk. Fuck no.

What is exactly going on with the shape of this guy's head?

The Elephant Man’s great-grandson propagates the line.

👏👏👏

What Trump agency is Charlie sucking for? He'd fit right in on Trump's worshipful cabinet.

I'd be celibate is this was my only choice

Idk why, but all I can do is think of that dummy named "Slappy" on Goosebumps when I see this guy...

You're right! He is Slappy!!!

Let THIS be exhibit A!!! He's clearly had some work done so he can blend into society.. but do NOT be fooled by Slappy!!! I implore all unaware of this dummy to either watch the movies or read the books and you'll understand why this guy needs to be taken DOWN!!!

Good one.

🤣🤣

Butthead lives!

God hes a ugly man, right up there with all the other trumpsters. Everyone of them look inbred. 🤢🤮

Why do all of the conservatives have Lego haircuts. Do wigs only come in five styles

Sean Hannity looks like a 1930’s gangster:

OMG - LEGO haircuts?!?! Dying!! 🤣😂🤣

Lego haircuts bwahahaha 😆😈

🎵 eeeeeeeverything is awful everyone's so cruel when they're part of trunt's team everything's god awfullllll and this cocksucker's a naziiiiiii 🎵

And the brow of a Neanderthal

Or a drive in theatre

Because they're lame dorks.

He reminds me of the Butthead from the SNL skit.

ha ha I’ll never unsee that and I’m so happy

What are they all so ugly?

A real question. And quite everywhere. Look at Farage. Only the French understood the assignment and chose a pretty boy. If you like the type. Inside as ugly as everyone on the far right.

The MAGA women, too. Barbie hair—very long, parted in the middle.

It’s all the Ken 1963 model.

The same reason all the women look like Uncanny Valley aging Barbies, so full of Botox and fillers they no longer look human. The thing is they don't look better they just look weird. Plastic surgery can't really make you look younger, it just looks stretched and shiny like cheap Dollar Store dolls.

Conservative - no creativity, no change, no originality

No style whatsoever.

Their goal is to have everyone look and act the same.

Individuality scares the hell out of them

trouble themselves for it in the afterlife.

Coming from a backward religious family as I do, I think it's more that they genuinely believe everyone not like them is going to Hell to burn in a lake of fire forever and they also believe that if they've not "warned" everyone around them that they deem to be evil about this that they'll get in

It's a mental health issue, if we're going to be technical about it. There's a very very thin line between faith and delusion.

I had to do those "women" talks on how to properly dress and wear your hair. Your hair should always be long, and submit to your husband because the lord wants you to love him. The whole signing a contract for your "virginity," some sweaty, disgusting youth pastor wanted me to sign it in front him

father's congregation. He wasn't an extreme Biblical literalist in that way. He was a bigot in a lot of ways, but not to the level of their misogyny we see now exactly.

Fortunately, I grew up before the whole scary evangelical thing started, as far as I know, but my late father was a preacher. I didn't have to see/experience people being forced to sign actual contracts, but the whole submission thing was there. The haircutting thing, however, was not in my

Wasn’t that the Nazi goal?

Yes. There is no daylight between maga & Nazis

It's all about conformity. There's a reason RFK Jr wants a list of non-conformists.

Nailed it

They aren’t conservative…they are maga. A whole new breed.

Okay, you need to apologize right now for this one. What did the Lego people do to deserve that kind of shade in their direction for their hair? Lego hair isn't nearly that bad

He is a complete waste of oxygen!

Not sorry. “Can’t possibly be! Get me off the plane!”

ANY WHITE PILOT WILL DO. Male.

OMG He is slappy🤣

This is a face only a mother could love