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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social

I'm gonna just reply to this in a thread I hope that works for this adventure. Gotta watch some mariners before we start.

aug 14, 2025, 12:17 am • 4 0

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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social

I'm a simple man of simple tastes and simple ingredients

Yellow mustard, a can of chili, hot dog buns, Johnsonville Cheddar brats, grated cheese, and a cheese grater
aug 14, 2025, 12:59 am • 2 0 • view
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social

But Matt you only want 2 chili dogs what do you do with the rest

Hotdogs and a shredder Shredded hot dogs Shredded hot dogs in chili
aug 14, 2025, 1:09 am • 2 0 • view
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social

Cheese, mustard, dog, HOTDOG GRATED INTO CHILI, mustard, cheese

Two chili dogs. Mustard and Cheddar on them. The chili has grated hit dog in it. Same, obscenely close up
aug 14, 2025, 1:16 am • 8 0 • view
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social

I still say it only counts as two hot dogs even eating 6 this won't bite me at all no regerts

aug 14, 2025, 2:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Shawn Wheeler @zag08.bsky.social

How long did you say until @violetkendra.bsky.social comes home?

aug 14, 2025, 2:05 am • 3 0 • view
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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social

shawn did he tell you i was at high tea i was at a literal tea party drinking tea from paris and meanwhile this man is laughing in god's face creating The Hotdog Nexus hell is truly empty.

aug 14, 2025, 4:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Shawn Wheeler @zag08.bsky.social

Tell me the dogs aren't going through the grater

aug 14, 2025, 1:07 am • 2 0 • view
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social

IM TELLING YOU THE DOGS WENT THRU THE GRATER

aug 14, 2025, 1:12 am • 4 0 • view
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Shawn Wheeler @zag08.bsky.social

Matthew Oakifer the Third.

aug 14, 2025, 1:15 am • 2 0 • view
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atshane253 @gotshane.com

nice of them to wait for hot dog time

aug 14, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view