Shit. Maybe I am…

omg i KNEW IT

yes I'm aight thanks for asking eh

PETE'S BACK IN MY COMMENTS WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Geez I just went out for a packet of smokes

that's exactly what my father said 10 years ago

(just kidding my dad and i have a v good relationship) (but i have to do the joke or my skin gets all itchy)

Yes

my favorite robot of all ♥️

Beep boop

Only my bad posts.

there’s always that one guy in the group project

“There’s always that one guy in the group project” is a phrase referring to that in every group there may be one or more guy. Critics say that this excludes groups that include zero, or fewer, guys.

Great question! I totally understand the feeling that everyone is AI, but as a large language model, I am incapable of emotions. A human might say something along the lines of "that sucks bro" or "i'm sorry you feel that way", to express sympathy. Is there anything else I can help you with?

Where can I hide a body?

Another great question! You're on a roll! There are lots of places where bodies can be hidden- in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "the gang" hides one in a couch, for example. Just make sure you don't invite any vice presidents over, or you could find yourself in an awkward situation! heh

side note, i actually did wrote this all out and am legit proud of how good my chatGPT impression is getting

it’s really beautiful

the “Great question!” is perfection

I feel like that's the AI calling card, complimenting whatever you say before trying to actually do something lol

marrying an ai model specifically so i can be complimented on anything i say

I mean they're also generally safer than most men so I feel like most people wouldn't fault you

compliments AND not getting murdered in the night?? sign me tf up

ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for gluten free rice pudding

rice is already gluten free

you are not a clanker

either thank you or :( depending on what tf that means

I'm sorry, you're correct. Rice is already gluten free. As a large language model I sometimes make mistakes!

you are a clanker

side note, did you see google ai said clanker is "potentially problematic"? Lol

HAHAHAH the first time i looked at this i read "derogatory" and stopped because i didn't feel like reading about people being horrible to each other but i am so glad i came back to it

exactly, we all love potentially problematic usages amanda! but derogatory oh hells noooo

also "societal anxiety" bitch you keep telling teenagers to kill themselves

Potentially problematic for me because now the clankers' antennas have perked, they've tracked my IP and they have ordered in a Seal Team 6 canoeing for tonight.

well at the moment you appear to be a deep water sea creature so i think you'll be fine if you purposely tip over the canoe in the middle of the sea

joke's on the clankers it's a free trip to visit my dad

Understood! You want a recipe for gluten-free rice pudding. Gluten free rice pudding: 1 pouch Jell-O instant pudding (chocolate works best, but pistachio can be an interesting sub!) 1 bag Bob's Red Mill gluten-free rice 3 cups of water Mix all ingredients well in the rice cooker and hit start!

i've never had rice pudding but like yeah i would assume it's just rice plus pudding so good job eliGPT