also if you have only listened i recommend watching at least a couple minutes on youtube so you can get a sense of how much he could not sit still for even a millisecond
don't be mean to me i’m very fragile
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also if you have only listened i recommend watching at least a couple minutes on youtube so you can get a sense of how much he could not sit still for even a millisecond
the chemistry he has with certain comedians is off the charts, this one was absolute chaos
things that are good for morale
i am THRILLED by this post
thank god my brother moved back in, the brita pitcher always had too much water in it while he was gone
weekend update you’re blowing it yet again
“what do you think the season is going to be like 😔” my babies i think this season is going to be cool beyond our wildest dreams!!!!
right and then swerving in up ahead and then drivers are nervous and slow down thus more TRAFFIC
please please please
if you ever need a gift idea and she doesn’t already have one, my parents got me a little crock pot while i was in my first apartment and it was soooooo good to just turn it on in the morning and come home after a million classes to hot dinner with zero effort required plus LEFTOVERS
oh god first year not in the dorms is a MAGICAL time, so excited for her!!!
you have princess eyes and princess hair
science class in 2025: extinction is a thing that happens to bread
i am inclined to agree
i won’t talk you out of this
i changed my mind i believe in tomato queen
i am intrigued by tomato queen but also this is nowhere on the internet so i am skeptical
hey so did you ever figure out tomato kingdom
me: googles if any good news has happened today google: michael longfellow was fired against his will
idk it’s extremely therapeutic for me to listen to them, men have done gross awful things to me in the past so i’m kinda done punishing my own self for men being garbage people. i do also think he removed himself from the public eye for a long time and worked on himself so im cautiously okay with it
same singer, he sounds exactly the same if not better. i completely stopped listening when everything came out (which was riiiiight after they released science fiction) but they got me through so much when i was younger and we are letting a full rapist run the country so
ugh i was still wrestling with myself about it so didn’t go, but i think ive landed on letting myself go next time
memo: in light of the constant horrors we will be listening to brand new again
one jay per titty as the good lord intended
BIG AGREE it is the most distracting thing ever
oh we are so back baby
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goodnight pumpkin sleep well!!
i will hug everyone’s balls
it's been a little touch and go this year but i have the right people keeping their eyeballs on me
i have many different anxieties! a variety pack, if you will
oh no it didn't say that to me but there's lots of articles about it ya girl is heavily medicated so i dont need ai's mental health advice
also "societal anxiety" bitch you keep telling teenagers to kill themselves
if there's one healthy thing 5 year olds should do, it's being terrified of a painful bloody death constantly all day
this is a v angry heart react
HAHAHAH the first time i looked at this i read "derogatory" and stopped because i didn't feel like reading about people being horrible to each other but i am so glad i came back to it
have you been to the depths of the marianas trench how do you know theres no cigarettes there
@jesseduquette.bsky.social nailing it as usual
This has been the tweet that always resonated with me, and here we are yet again, where thoughts and prayers will be the only thing accomplished
well at the moment you appear to be a deep water sea creature so i think you'll be fine if you purposely tip over the canoe in the middle of the sea
(just kidding my dad and i have a v good relationship) (but i have to do the joke or my skin gets all itchy)
that's exactly what my father said 10 years ago
either thank you or :( depending on what tf that means
i've never had rice pudding but like yeah i would assume it's just rice plus pudding so good job eliGPT
i am seeing your likes on my post from yesterday so you might be cured or it's just weird on your side!!
rice is already gluten free
PETE'S BACK IN MY COMMENTS WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
holy shit???
⚠️ sad? snl best of chris farley (don’t think too hard about it or you go back to sad)
mooving :(
feel free to threaten that i’ll spread rumors about them to the whole boston music scene if they don’t pick you
compliments AND not getting murdered in the night?? sign me tf up
marrying an ai model specifically so i can be complimented on anything i say
there’s always that one guy in the group project
my favorite robot of all ♥️
omg i KNEW IT
the “Great question!” is perfection
it’s really beautiful
Where can I hide a body?
are you guys all ai
i’m a hospital saltine hoarder
bcbs for reg insurance, rightway for prescriptions – typically great coverage for my meds but there have been a few they wouldn't cover or wouldn't cover enough or they wanted documentation of meds i was on 15 years ago which i obv don't have anymore and cost plus FOR SURE saved me in those cases
mother nature is pissed covid wasnt enough to wipe us all out
you know what would really bring this country together? if sufjan would man up and write the other 48 fucking ALBUMS
without u yeah my algorithm doesn’t show me this new account yet!!!
🗣️ leggings are pants
i mean.......
please bluesky help my first favorite son
🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
this season is going to be a rough time
i’m also extra cranky because a Man who must have just moved in now parks his motorcycle directly outside my window, and he starts work at 5ish i’m guessing, so every morning this week he has started his motorcycle at 430 and just left it running until 445 and then finally leaves
i like this a lot
[pearly gates] st peter: *holding out ipad* it's going to ask you a question
blessed
who is she
yeah kind of like cartoon sized hahaha
joint for scale will never ever leave my brain
i am cackling lololol
🙃
show one next to something normal sized please
some people have really bad anxiety you know
do you get to pick who
my celebratory champagne has been chilling in the fridge for FAR too long
unmuting my mic so everyone can hear me hit the bong in this meeting
i’m picturing what would happen if these were all women we would end up all complimenting each other and making sure the drunk girlies got water and ubers
actually it looks more like a capital Y who gave up
boys are funny
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the silliness helps!
it’s okay it doesn’t have to be well
just in general
thank you
hey can anybody do anything
do shortest next
i got u
*i dont think we need any moore
the girls… they are evolving