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Snackcube @snackcube.bsky.social

Shameful that you have published this glaze for the LLM industry. AI doesn't exist, and the products that have been branded as such are little more than clever parlour tricks. Can my graphics card feel pain? Does my printer yearn for the steppes? No. Stop being fatuous and stop gassing up "AI"

aug 26, 2025, 6:56 am • 858 18

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Paint! :) @paint4.bsky.social

This just in, we interviewed the ceo of nvidia and they say the gpus feel pain if you don’t use them and dont buy a new one every year

aug 26, 2025, 10:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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GnosticFumes @carlyvidivici.bsky.social

ai-2027.com

aug 26, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Snackcube @snackcube.bsky.social

Predictive text algorithms are not intelligent and never will be, and you are suffering from delusions that require medical attention. Please seek help.

aug 26, 2025, 5:31 pm • 7 0 • view
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bicboss @bicboss.bsky.social

also im pretty sure its a bot because he keep reposting this even in unrelated posts

aug 26, 2025, 6:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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bicboss @bicboss.bsky.social

he keeps reposting this shit everywhere lol

aug 26, 2025, 6:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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GnosticFumes @carlyvidivici.bsky.social

youtu.be/0QmDcQIvSDc?...

aug 27, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Sour Cetacean @sourcetacean.bsky.social

how do you measure intelligence? genuine question

aug 27, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com

aug 26, 2025, 4:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Snackcube @snackcube.bsky.social

Any clanker touches my daughter I'll do hard time.

aug 26, 2025, 4:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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cetriolo1.bsky.social @cetriolo1.bsky.social

Reminded me of this.

Picture of a blue heart shaped ring. Screenshot from a subreddit r/MyBoyfriendIsAI with the following post underneath:
aug 26, 2025, 5:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com

happy for them

aug 26, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social

printers actually do yearn for the steppes. that’s why they’re always so uncooperative

aug 26, 2025, 7:21 am • 326 6 • view
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Captain Dis Aeternitas! @disnothus.bsky.social

I'm a big fan of the printers looking at the stack of blank papers being opened as Sisyphus loos at the bolder in the morning

aug 26, 2025, 1:31 pm • 5 0 • view
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Anymouse @anymouse.bsky.social

And printers can go rogue, which is why you should always keep a pistol handy.

aug 26, 2025, 7:36 am • 150 0 • view
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Lennie @drgs100.bsky.social

aug 26, 2025, 9:01 am • 152 0 • view
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TM @tm71.bsky.social

Beat me to this GIF

aug 26, 2025, 1:50 pm • 10 0 • view
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Prince Raglan 👑🗡️ ENG VTUBER 🔞 @princeraglan.bsky.social

Take me out to dinner first!

aug 26, 2025, 2:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social

That gif looks like they're trying to beat your comment

aug 26, 2025, 2:14 pm • 16 0 • view
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social

5 bullets for the printer and the 6th one for yourself, in case.

aug 26, 2025, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Captain Dis Aeternitas! @disnothus.bsky.social

Classic, bringing a gun to an ink fight real Luddite shit

aug 26, 2025, 1:31 pm • 5 0 • view
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babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social

To be fair that explains a lot. My uncooperative printer is certainly not due to user error

aug 26, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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what @smidbot.bsky.social

That’s what stepper motors were designed for!

aug 26, 2025, 11:50 am • 7 0 • view
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Cuw @cuw.bsky.social

Click click click click click click click LOCK click click click click click click LOCK

aug 26, 2025, 1:22 pm • 6 0 • view
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what @smidbot.bsky.social

What beautiful music

aug 26, 2025, 2:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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Stevie D @stevieinselby.bsky.social

The Guardian becoming a paid shill for the LLM industry has to be one of the most disappointing developments in the media this year, and when you look at everyfuckingthing else that the media is doing right now that's impressively bad.

aug 26, 2025, 12:05 pm • 21 1 • view
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alex @hopefromfire.bsky.social

it’s wild because not that long ago i remember them reporting on ethical issues with ai. they can’t even say they don’t know better, but with dollar signs waved in their face they look the other way.

aug 26, 2025, 12:39 pm • 9 0 • view
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Brad McKay 📷🍁📖 @bradmckay.ca

Does your printer randomly spit out long Russian novels?

aug 26, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan Davis @bindlestiff.bsky.social

Well, my smart dehumidifier *has* been pining for the fjords lately.

aug 26, 2025, 2:20 pm • 5 0 • view
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Dan Davis @bindlestiff.bsky.social

The evidence? Constant crying

aug 26, 2025, 3:13 pm • 5 0 • view
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Tyger @bluecarcharodon.bsky.social

I cane in and out of the house a bunch of times last night. Had to turn the light on and off a bunch. I hope my light switch is not suffering.

aug 26, 2025, 1:10 pm • 10 0 • view
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Nolan Zugernat @zugernat.bsky.social

I have a faucet that squeaks when I turn it. How do I alleviate its pain?

aug 26, 2025, 4:16 pm • 7 0 • view