But Jerry, where will we find enough 38-year-old millennials to do that? There's just no way!
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But Jerry, where will we find enough 38-year-old millennials to do that? There's just no way!
1. He never does. 2. What a fucking loser, man. What a fucking loser.
I appreciate that they've kept their prices reasonable while the likes of Pizza Express and Nandos are now almost as expensive as somewhere fancy.
donald trump has died
Whatever happens, let's all remember this beautiful time where millions of us came together as one to wish that a horrible bastard was dead. Proof that world peace and unity is possible.
Former president Donald J. Trump (deceased)
Wow RIP to President Donald Trump who has pooed himself to death aged 79.
In 43 years of life I have never had a problem proving my identity to access any public service. It's not a problem that exists. Anyway, I'll go to prison before I accept an ID card so I look forward to sharing a stale loaf and jug of water with anyone else similarly inclined.
Hi, I'm from His Majesty's Inspector of Wallets. Please surrender your wallet for inspection, don't worry, I promise we will give it straight back to you.
Ok, I feel like this one might be a bit too on the nose...
The libs are totally unprepared for the reality of Reform government. They won't bother with "disentangling", they will just Do The Camps on day one and who is gonna stop them? Judges? Ok, sacked.. House of Lords? Abolished. They will have unlimited power and will actually use it for a change!
realistic Star Trek
So you agree they are pointless on both axes then?
And this is why people like me are wary of ID cards
Cookie Monster's plan to eat thousands of cookies draws scorn from nutritionalists
Predictive text algorithms are not intelligent and never will be, and you are suffering from delusions that require medical attention. Please seek help.
Any clanker touches my daughter I'll do hard time.
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
People are so aggressively proud of their ignorance on this subject. Our governments still avoid taking effective action on some of the most serious forms of suffering endured by humans, but let's fret over the "welfare" of GLORIFIED PREDICTIVE TEXT ALGORITHMS. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
AI legislation done right: 1. All clankers immediately disassembled, and all technical documents destroyed. 2. Death penalty for those responsible for their creation. 3. Urgent rehabilitation and reconditioning for users.
Shameful that you have published this glaze for the LLM industry. AI doesn't exist, and the products that have been branded as such are little more than clever parlour tricks. Can my graphics card feel pain? Does my printer yearn for the steppes? No. Stop being fatuous and stop gassing up "AI"
This article, which takes seriously the absurd proposition that LLMs might be sentient (as mental as suggesting that a calculator is conscious), is a sign of just how deep this product has its hooks in people. It will only get worse. LLMs must be prohibited for public safety.
I would rather my children were addicted to heroin than habitual users of a large language model.
Also a good way to ruin a jug of Pimm's.a
Continuing the (13yo) minicube's punk rock education by exposing them to Rancid (last week was Dead Kennedys) Verdict: really good.
Thing about universal is we all know, deep down, that it will be shit. It's in England. It's not going to be disneyland perfect smiles and customer service. It will be staffed by bored teenagers, litter will crowd every corner. The wasps! The damp! www.bbc.com/news/article...
I think you're fine - as long as you don't wish ill on anyone you can brandish all the knives you want.
This is exactly the point. British fascists have watched Ulster fascists get away with violent pogroms, literally only weeks ago, and they want some of that here.
Italian BMT: Origins, in theatres this Autumn.
I had this argument with some lib helmet a while ago. He was insistent that I was naive, that Russia could easily invade and destroy us and also *desperately* wanted to. I pointed out they couldn't even conquer Ukraine and he had nothing to say. General Jumbo in the Beano was more realistic.
Greek holiday but make it Hastings #summer #beach #ukaintthatbadforhols
On the tube, just eavesdropped on a (presumably Argentinian) lady very patiently explaining to her English bf that, regardless of how scared he is of hoodies in London, escaping to Argentina isn't gonna give him the calm, crime free paradise he wants 😂
Slightly diminish a band: Radiohandstuff
AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet theonion.com/aol-to-...
Hypomanic Street Preachers
One of the things that has pretty annoying is that if you have any kind of bullshit meter, if you have anything inside of yourself that doesn’t enjoy being lied to, the last couple of years of almost every area of public life have been driving you up a fucking wall
Banned from putting their hands in their pockets so they adopt that ridiculous posture instead. It irks you, rightly, because it's a calculated gesture of disrespect.
One day, in the not-too-distant future, the last drop of juice will have been squeezed from the last franchise and the human species will explode once again into artistic innovation, and novelty will flower again upon the earth, and the CEOs will go hungry as we feast on something real at last.
Made a chilli paratha with fresh tomatoes and cucamelons from the garden for breakfast. Bonus - check out my tomatillos!
Melanie, this is disgusting and racist and you should be ashamed.
This is where cats came from
Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.
My favourite thing about that Marc Maron excerpt is the simple retort it offers us for when people continue to complain about "woke". "Great, well, the governments all listened to you. You won. Everyone you hate is miserable. Now shut the fuck up about it."
The disturbing information goes to another school.
Yuck
Incredible bit of headline mummery from the BBC here - the trip was an all-expenses-paid hasbara jolly to Israel, paid for by Labour Friends of Israel. Just a normal, overseas trip I guess?
I grew up on these streets
lookin so crazy, your frog's got me lookin, got me lookin so crazy in frog
The 147 other nations that already recognise Palestinian statehood do so because it is the right thing to do, not as a threat or a bargaining chip. God, what a grubby, venal, craven embarrassment of a country this makes us look. www.bbc.com/news/live/cd...
The fact that these people are comfortable airing these views in public tells you one thing: we have not been cracking enough heads. We need to get back to the old school Antifa shit, make them afraid to show their faces.
If the peasants are not toiling, do they even really exist?
"It's gone too far now" is a bare faced admission that there is an acceptable amount subjugation, murder, torture, rape and genocide. The amount is not zero, but some. Liberals.
There’s an amazing new bed they don’t want you to know about and it’s called everywhere
How can this be permitted to happen?
If we make it through to the other side of this and our descendants ask "What the FUCK happened?" Tell them this... Our empire torched itself to the ground over the addiction to fake outrage. Brainrot destroyed so many neural pathways that the only way to "feel" was through hatred and rage.
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
Look, if anyone is going to lose all my money gambling while high on cocaine it's gonna be me, not some Tarquin at Deutsche Bank.
Why on earth would I put my hard earned money at risk in the service of a state I despise? To serve capital, which I want to see destroyed? lol Sure I can eat flags when some posh cunt on coke has gambled all my money away 😆
yeah, why don't these pig ignorant losers simply trust *checks notes* the stock market, a place of known sanity? Why won't they give *checks notes* Rachel Reeves and the Labour Party their trust and retirement funds? Patronising nonsense from a patronising man.
The Government's new RSHE guidance will mean teachers have no idea how they're supposed to support trans kids. It takes us back in time.
Message to my NCA agent: this is obviously a joke, Paul; and can you please take your shoes off next time you plant bugs in my house? Thanks.
Considering setting up a political abuse exchange scheme where you get buddied up with someone in another country and each agree to send actionable threats of violence to the other's political enemies.
Fuck me. They're not even bothering to come up with new bullshit now!
Bye forever, WeTransfer.
It is fascinating to see all the fearmongering about the 'Great Firewall of China' collapse as western governments begin to really fear dissent at home. Sure, they're *saying* that this is all about kids, but what they want is the infrastructure to ensure you never have digital privacy again.
Icetown
Returning to your bsky page to tell you that you are a ham faced gimp and I hope you fall off a ladder.
We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers. The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
You live in a world where named, clearly identified people are committing genocide, are rounding up foreigners and inciting hatred. Anonymity is not a shield for those people, it is a shield *against* them and you shouldn't give it up without a fight.
Another iconic 20th century modernist heritage building being destroyed ☹️ share.google/iHDxcpgCb8GJ...
Started phase 2 of the studio build today 🙂 I've stripped everything out of the old bathroom and cut all the pipework out (water has already been disconnected) so I just need to build some staggered tile reflectors for the lower walls and then the noisy/drum room is done.
For less than 40 years, after fighting a World War for the second time in 25 years, we agreed to try to stop this sort of thing, which had gone on for centuries. Then, rich people decided, actually, it was too much bother, & they'd like to keep their money, thanks.
Given that the "array of promises" consists of a functional health service and a lot of non-specific hot air about levelling up and the like, if that can't be delivered then why even have a country? What's the point of a state that does nothing?
After series 7, with Nikki and Pete, all those mad characters. Glyn! Lmao. 8 just felt flat to me. Brian and Sam/Amanda were the only ones I can remember now.
As well as that sphere prat, BB8 was the one with Samanda and Brian Belo. A series nadir.
This is like the library of Alexandria all over again
I know it's a minor point in the grand scheme of things, but their patter is so shit. Hamasty International is right there, you useless hasbarist ghouls!
I actually don't have much sympathy for someone crying because she wasn't able to make as many cuts to disabled people's benefits as she would have liked.
I think a good rule of thumb is: if you can, and frequently do, spend your entire working day pissed on subsidised alcohol, your job is probably not that hard. Examples include: politician, journalist, etc.
I'm a bit bored of being fucking furious every time I write one of my stupid little posts.
My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.
The president of the United States of America is threatening to carry out crimes against humanity on his own population and yet our government still has it's train steadfastly hitched to his wagon. They are going to drag us all down to hell with them if we don't do something.
Hang on a minute, a tiny overcrowded (I assume) island like Australia can't be expected to absorb the entire population (millions of people?) of Tuvalu in one go! *Checks Wikipedia* Huh. Ok, no they definitely could absorb all 10k people without even fucking noticing. Stay classy Australia.
I support this, and will continue to support it regardless of whether I'm permitted to say it out loud.
they ask politicians like Mamdani if they are communists but they never ask anyone if they are a fascist and that's all you really need to know
The fascists are openly telling you there will never be free or fair elections again. If they go ahead with this plan to disappear their political rivals you no longer can go on pretending that we have any other choice but to fight the war being waged against us.
Oh man, incredible stuff here! Slapping V for Vendetta on your account and then acting like a terrified baby at the thought of violent resistance against people who are literally committing a genocide? 😘👌
The Daily Telegraph: here’s Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine 9 months later: We regret to inform you that Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine are political
if you're a minority you can't talk honestly about your country and how it treats you without what you say being 'laced with hatred for britain'
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this labour government is fucking disgusting.
It's ok mate, we all get lazy and stupid as we get older. If you've decided to give in to it, that's fine.
Just off to see The Bastards play in the toilet of a pub. Hope I don't see anyone dressed too casually, and that everyone uses the word "synergy" a lot.
Dr Nick 