I've entered a loop in which thinking a lot about the time I dreamed about going to see a movie called UNCLE SLAYER (tagline: Everyone Is Somebody's Uncle) causes UNCLE SLAYER to recur in my dreams, which causes me to think more about UNCLE SLAYER, a completely fake movie that does not exist.
"Uncle Slayer isn't real; it can't hurt you" The therapist you go to see right before you get uncle slain
Anyway last night I dreamed I had to go get my mom from the movies and she was just coming out of a screening of UNCLE SLAYER.
I know the movie
i love when someone’s Dreamland has its own internal continuity!!! there’s a specific mall (totally invented by my subconscious but it appears frequently in all kinds of scenarios) i usually recognize partway into my dream and i always have a little in-dream teehee even if im about to get got lol.
also i would buy out the theater for whatever UNCLE SLAYER is
do you feel like writing a screenplay for UNCLE SLAYER? i’d go see it.
Lol your dreams have worldbuilding.
Tagline: “Say Uncle? No. He’ll only slay Uncle.”
It only doesn't exist because you haven't made it yet!
What'd she think of it
we didn't talk about it
So is someone slaying uncles or is he an uncle who slays or like
someone is slaying uncles
oh no
The same thing but in Tudor pentameter: NUNCLE SLAYER
Does someone think they're safe because they grew up an only child but then it turns out they had a sibling adopted away before they were born and that sibling had a kid and the killer just kind of goes "close enough"?
you'll just have to watch to find out
I feel this in my soul. There is an entire alternate city I visit in my dreams, with regular haunts I go back to over and over again.
the world's uncles are at stake....
Just make Uncle Slayer already! The universe is screaming your calling into your dreams!
Based on the name I thought the only thing known about the slayer is that he is an uncle, so all uncles are suspected. Is it that, or do they only slay uncles? I want both tbh.
the slayer is unknown, but only targets uncles
wait if everyone is somebody’s uncle. and there’s an uncle slayer on the loose….nobody is safe???????
nobody is safe. in the sequel, UNCLE'S BLADE, a coalition of uncles forms to hunt the slayer
i was so mad when they rebooted the series rendering all the extended universe novels including my favorite, TALES FROM UNCLE’S PALACE, noncanon
I have a beloved and battered copy of TALES FROM JABBA'S PALACE on my bookshelf right now <3
This could be your “Yesterday”
They say the only way out is through. It’s time to write UNCLE SLAYER
I dreamt about a movie called Hell Bazer the 15th (not blazer but a made up word, bazer). It featured someone in a rubber old man mask, pushing a shopping trolly. For some reason its one of my most vivid dreams.
Is it about everyone sharing an avuncular duty to protect kids from vampires?
And I'M the Uncle Slayer, Slaying Uncles. Until the fundamental law of nature catches up to me, that I am in fact also an Uncle. And I come face to face with fate. But who Slays the Slayer? Who Uncles the Uncle? Who watches the Watchmen?
this halloween, get ready to cry uncle
god that's great
So Uncle Slayer isn't just like, a really big fan?
