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Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰

@scumbelievable.bsky.social

Beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. Lambda Award winner, Locus Award finalist, Best-selling author of MANHUNT, CUCKOO, and BLACK FLAME, out now from Tor Nightfire, and CHIMERA, coming 2026 Profile pic by @theoboopis.bsky.social‬

created April 30, 2023

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Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

fuckin pigfuck gutter racist shit

1/9/2025, 11:50:54 PM | 161 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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brag

1/9/2025, 11:31:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you'd think Baron Harkonnen would understand the dangers of thinking machines

1/9/2025, 11:22:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

well and truly one of the best. what a loss, man.

1/9/2025, 11:08:14 PM | 430 56 | View on Bluesky | view

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...sorento... chan...

1/9/2025, 10:35:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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your network is your net worth

1/9/2025, 10:27:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

Guy in an anime, seeing a Kia Sorento spin out on an icy road and annihilate a little old grandma crossing the street: So that's... the power of the Kia Sorento...

1/9/2025, 10:23:40 PM | 126 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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the man's a boob. driven by his insecurities and pedantic fixations in toto.

1/9/2025, 10:21:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

oh i love getting older, it's very hot of me, but sometimes the Passage of Time catches me by surprise

1/9/2025, 10:06:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm older than Misato and Ritsuko now.

1/9/2025, 9:59:11 PM | 58 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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baby do u want me to un-rt it??

1/9/2025, 9:57:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

The Comics Journal lists BLACK FLAME as one of the summer's best beach reads, which is very funny to me because it's about being sexually repressed in the winter in 1980s New York. tcj.com/beloved-beac...

1/9/2025, 9:51:55 PM | 59 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

It never really occurred to me how deeply and clearly indebted the UNDER THE SKIN soundtrack by Mica Levi, the greatest soundtrack in 21st-century film, is to the NEON GENESIS EVANGELION score.

1/9/2025, 9:30:56 PM | 109 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kim Kelly (@kimkelly.bsky.social) reposted

Thinking about how the great Barbara Ehrenreich nailed one of the primary problems with modern journalism a full decade ago. β€œThe real face of journalism today: not million dollar-a-year anchorpersons, but low-wage workers and downwardly spiraling professionalsβ€¦β€œ www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

1/9/2025, 7:15:18 PM | 613 149 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

girl... yes!!!

1/9/2025, 7:15:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

the chad Dyke versus the virgin Sapphic

1/9/2025, 6:51:43 PM | 177 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted

Sama'a has a new baby to care for in the midst of Israel's genocide, a challenge I can't even imagine facing every day. Please give what you can to help her family. tinyurl.com/help4samaa

1/9/2025, 1:43:45 PM | 32 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

1/9/2025, 4:47:42 PM | 130 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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god it's SO wild that this shit can happen in the human brain

1/9/2025, 3:45:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

i have no idea what was going on with me because I never had any professional help, but I couldn't separate words. it all just ran together for me

1/9/2025, 3:41:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"The union has loosened its great corset."

1/9/2025, 2:47:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

perfect movie

1/9/2025, 2:44:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

if you want a scary unicorn, just play Beagle's design straight

1/9/2025, 2:31:34 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

this is how I felt about the White Walkers on Game of Thrones. take a race of eerie snow elves and give them a bunch of Party City masks

1/9/2025, 2:29:17 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

i love symbols, they're so symbolic

1/9/2025, 2:09:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

are you KIDDING ME

1/9/2025, 2:06:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

Sama'a has a new baby to care for in the midst of Israel's genocide, a challenge I can't even imagine facing every day. Please give what you can to help her family. tinyurl.com/help4samaa

1/9/2025, 1:43:45 PM | 32 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

Think I've finally cracked the opening scene of my fifth novel. Goodnight, worms <3

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1/9/2025, 5:26:43 AM | 326 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

oh man, RIP

1/9/2025, 3:40:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

any amount of bugs is fine for other people, but each of these boys owes me a whole novel of bugs

1/9/2025, 2:59:03 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

(Aldo Raine voice) each of you owes me one bug novel, and I want my bugs

1/9/2025, 2:50:33 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(pounding my fist on the table) on my desk by MONDAY

1/9/2025, 2:14:38 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Greg spends the rest of his life entering and then leaving the District of Columbia

1/9/2025, 1:57:54 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

Kate Bush: Trudging up that hillll

1/9/2025, 1:56:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ayuh

1/9/2025, 1:45:23 AM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

ty!!

1/9/2025, 12:43:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

a couple favorite short horror stories?

1/9/2025, 12:01:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm so sorry honey

31/8/2025, 11:45:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

normies

31/8/2025, 11:16:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moira Eleanor (@mistressmoira.bsky.social) reposted

@scumbelievable.bsky.social shelf talker found out in the wild. the misspelling of terfs really amused me for some reason

shelf talker of manhunt where their is a misspelling of terfs with a u
31/8/2025, 11:15:11 PM | 64 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

lmfao wendy

31/8/2025, 10:58:15 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

Dreamed I was locally famous for nurturing the dugongs on my dugong farms, who were the fattest and friendliest of any in the area.

31/8/2025, 10:03:20 PM | 198 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is a real guy

31/8/2025, 9:30:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

is this man TRYING to sound like Carter Burke from ALIENS

31/8/2025, 9:26:14 PM | 45 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

definitely a full Carter Burke

31/8/2025, 9:25:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

jesus christ

31/8/2025, 9:11:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

"It's alright, I got to take a long nap and they brought me soups in the hospital. Hot soups."

31/8/2025, 8:12:52 PM | 87 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

ho ho ho

31/8/2025, 8:00:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Lowery (@kenlowery.bsky.social) reposted

Eyyy @slimyswampghost.bsky.social + @scumbelievable.bsky.social LπŸ‘€k who's at @ghoulish.bsky.social

Trevor Henderson's SCAREWAVES Gretchen Felker-Martin's BLACK FLAME
31/8/2025, 7:58:19 PM | 66 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted

I reviewed DADDY'S HEAD, a nasty and gorgeously produced little piece of doppelganger horror just a little too staid and conventional to be truly great. www.patreon.com/posts/137745...

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31/8/2025, 1:54:44 AM | 160 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

Read @doriandawes.bsky.social on BLACK FLAME. One of my favorite book critics dishing out an absolute dream review for one of my books -- what a day, man. www.patreon.com/posts/black-...

31/8/2025, 7:32:53 PM | 46 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

If I were Irvine Welsh and hadn't done anything relevant in forty years I would also be mad at trans people over all the attention they're getting.

31/8/2025, 7:27:07 PM | 71 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Skelly-EllieπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ–€ (@hexate.bsky.social) reposted

I heard about how the Toxic Avenger reboot gave its $5mil advertising budget to a charity that pays off medical debt. That’s nothing to a larger studio, but this kind of thing is unheard of. Anyway it would be cool to see studio execs ground into a fine paste and their wealth redistributed.

31/8/2025, 6:34:47 PM | 220 41 | View on Bluesky | view

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when she's right, she's right

31/8/2025, 6:22:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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frurse

31/8/2025, 5:58:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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some fresh blackberries from my friend's garden <3

31/8/2025, 5:58:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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jesus christ

31/8/2025, 5:35:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

GONIN hive rise up

31/8/2025, 4:34:34 PM | 45 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

YES

31/8/2025, 4:28:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

me too

31/8/2025, 4:08:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

Talia was born today in one of Gaza's last hospitals. Her mother, my friend Sama'a, needs all the help we can give to keep her safe and healthy. Even a small donation makes a difference. www.gofundme.com/f/brgdd-help...

31/8/2025, 3:45:14 PM | 140 146 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture drew πŸ’« (@drew.drinks.monster) reposted

hey i just finished reading black flame. perfect ending. i love u trans people

31/8/2025, 12:44:48 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

Described that pastrami sandwich real fuckin sexy just like you asked boss

31/8/2025, 3:25:49 PM | 121 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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do you know literally anything about fascism

31/8/2025, 5:01:25 AM | 117 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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looks like the grandpa from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

31/8/2025, 4:45:09 AM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The rest are just normal people who have not been driven insane from huffing their own farts.

31/8/2025, 4:34:40 AM | 120 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

Every second horror book influencer is named something like The Scary Scary Secretary and has the values of a corrupt medieval clerk and the personality of a middle school bully.

31/8/2025, 4:33:17 AM | 288 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh my god

31/8/2025, 4:25:59 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Movies Silently (@moviessilently.bsky.social) reposted

Hyacinth: The Bouquet residence, the lady of the house speaking. Oh, it’s you, Violet! Yes, the Count is coming to the candlelight supper. Yes, Romanian. Count of what? I don’t know, dear, something Romanian, Dragula or Draculo or something. Richard: We don’t know anything about him!

27/7/2024, 5:37:47 PM | 206 35 | View on Bluesky | view

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i hate Oasis deeply and personally.

31/8/2025, 4:08:20 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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christ

31/8/2025, 4:07:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Berberian Sound Studio Calvaire

31/8/2025, 2:08:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

the extent to which even established authors with a great deal of respect and institutional protection have remained totally silent on Palestine has really turned my stomach

31/8/2025, 2:07:13 AM | 244 27 | View on Bluesky | view

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god i love detroiters

31/8/2025, 2:04:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah, just tremendous stuff

31/8/2025, 2:00:41 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

I reviewed DADDY'S HEAD, a nasty and gorgeously produced little piece of doppelganger horror just a little too staid and conventional to be truly great. www.patreon.com/posts/137745...

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31/8/2025, 1:54:44 AM | 160 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incredible

31/8/2025, 12:58:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Samantha Burns back in the states (@cheesecakechik.bsky.social) reposted

the Nazis literally tried to discover Atlantis because they thought Atlanteans were aryans and would prove German racial superiority Fascism has always been anti-intellectual and full of pseudoscience

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they've always been vivid, but SSRIs definitely kicked it up a notch

30/8/2025, 11:41:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted

dreamed i was in charge of christmas dinner and had to make a dish called "Chicken Jennifer", a roast chicken with a wig of spaghetti made to resemble beautiful, flowing blond locks. it was stuffed with croutons, cream cheese, and had a tiny cornish game hen peeking out of its butt cavity

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Help I had a dream that Disney rereleased the Star Wars prequels and put Hayden Christensen in digital blackface

14/1/2025, 5:58:39 PM | 128 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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had a dream last night i was a horticulturist inventing a new and juicier type of apple called the "Wet Delicious"

2/3/2025, 5:58:47 PM | 313 26 | View on Bluesky | view

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had a dream i was trying to market something called "Night Milk" to pregnant people

1/12/2023, 4:55:18 PM | 103 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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had a dream i was leading a wild west wagon train through a canyon called "Honker's Gulch"

15/12/2024, 10:39:10 PM | 144 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted

Dreamed I got invited up to the hotel penthouse suite of, in the world of the dream, the actress who played Mima in PERFECT BLUE, who was known to be an insane sexual sadist, and waited in excited terror as muffled screams came through the walls and blood seeped out from under her door.

23/4/2025, 11:25:22 PM | 116 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted

Had a dream that I was watching a French adaptation of THE SIMPSONS where Homer (voiced by Gerard Depardieu) was called "le Guston" and every episode consisted solely of him killing and butchering Bart, both made joyous by the task, and then murdering the rest of the silent, smiling family.

16/8/2024, 7:30:21 PM | 188 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had a dream I was trying to write a song and all I could come up with was "Today is the Tomorrow of Yesterday"

25/3/2025, 4:53:26 PM | 116 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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had a dream that a christmas ham with little human legs was chasing me through a mall while i tried to shop for mulled cider ingredients

3/1/2025, 7:36:42 PM | 171 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted

Had a dream I was in a bookstore and they were playing a sleazy 2000's era rock song called 'Greasy Senorita'

7/12/2024, 1:41:55 AM | 265 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted

I've entered a loop in which thinking a lot about the time I dreamed about going to see a movie called UNCLE SLAYER (tagline: Everyone Is Somebody's Uncle) causes UNCLE SLAYER to recur in my dreams, which causes me to think more about UNCLE SLAYER, a completely fake movie that does not exist.

31/1/2025, 12:53:13 AM | 383 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted

My dream last night referenced a dream I had last year about a movie called UNCLE SLAYER, the tagline for which was "Everyone... is somebody's uncle" and when it popped up I got so excited I woke up

8/2/2024, 6:16:13 AM | 176 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

yes good

30/8/2025, 11:30:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

correction bsky.app/profile/sean...

30/8/2025, 11:22:50 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh was it? well i've remembered it for years, lmao

30/8/2025, 11:22:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

two of my favorite withering @seantcollins.com reviews of actors: "Did you know Natalie Portman studied thousands of facial expressions before choosing the one she used in BLACK SWAN?" "I don't even find Tessa Thompson believable as Janelle Monae's girlfriend, which she is in real life"

30/8/2025, 11:20:05 PM | 101 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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talkin bout that 10:45 elvis stank

30/8/2025, 11:13:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

who up going to the Elvis impersonator show from 7pm to 11pm

30/8/2025, 11:11:15 PM | 30 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

oh sounds fun

30/8/2025, 11:04:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

okay well what about MY love of nibbling sweet oats

30/8/2025, 10:42:47 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reply parent

no second drafts, nothing really connected to anything else. just "and then, and then, and then"

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