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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social

jesus christ

aug 31, 2025, 9:11 pm • 6 0

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social

If this life were a horror film, he would get an especially juicy demise What would you picture? I'm thinking, legs and arms broken, and then he's dumped into a pit full of maggots

aug 31, 2025, 9:14 pm • 7 1 • view
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social

definitely a full Carter Burke

aug 31, 2025, 9:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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notpam.bsky.social @notpam.bsky.social

I ran out of characters.

The CEO puts on the ballcap and has a fleeting moment of emotion. As it subsides he rubs his face -- but something feels... off. He rubs the same spot, then more vigirously, and when he pulls away his hand finds a clump of peeled skin dotted with blood. He continues to touch his face and pull away more skin, he opens his mouth to scream but it quickly fills with blood flowing from where his face used to be. He is mow mask-off.
aug 31, 2025, 9:26 pm • 7 0 • view
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social

I love it

aug 31, 2025, 9:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social

With the lawyer, please.

aug 31, 2025, 9:16 pm • 1 0 • view