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every day we grow further from God's light

Just when i thought we couldn't find a more novel brightly coloured way of poisoning ourselves...

Ow, my cytoplasm

Looks like poison.

put these in those . 25 jug deals and now we're talking

My A1C just took a look at that alarming shade of green and said “No, thank you.”

alarming is the appropriate response

Genuinely curiously optimistic that "Green" is "Sour Apple" like those hard candies were

One step closer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnHF...

Trying to use up all that Red Dye # 3 before the ban hits

My teeth started to hurt just looking at that.

I saw these in the store and was surprised to see no corn syrup, and some fruit juice/extracts on ingredients.

They’re salad

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Good heavens

I was working the overnight shift at HEB last year when these came out. I didn’t try them, but “overnight stocker at HEB” is the target for skittles “juice” and everyone said they were terrible.

There is no person whose taste I trust more than that of my fellow overnight grocery clerk

All the residual Mountain Dew Code Red in my system just reactivated upon seeing this pic

I wish they sold tiny bottles of these because I want to try them, but I don't want to drink a whole serving. I've seen the nutritional info.

I for one welcome our new white people Jarritos

This is nothing like jarittos

Is that a soda or like Gatorade?

Think Hawaiian Punch, but not nearly as good. Just sugar and food coloring.

My youth has been stolen again

My brain is so broken I immediately looked for Doritos flavored drinks right next to them.

I assume these are made by cramming a bag of Skittles into a Juicero

and this has triggered a memory of a workplace disaster I forgot to tell in Portland, so thank you

Did we ever decide how Juicero is pronounced? Emphasizing the “cero” has a vaguely Italian feel that I don’t think it deserves but it needs an extra “o” at the end to give it the kangaroo/ juicero that is my favorite.

HONESTLY NO CLUE

great drinks, coach

I tried them a little while ago out of curiosity. They were actually good, but I don't know that I'm buying them again.

Did they actually taste like Skittles or like sour candies?

This will sound weird, but it tasted like a smooth, sour liquid color. Like, the sour apple just tasted like smooth, sour green. Same for blue and purple.

Is it carbonated or nah?

I don't think so because I vaguely remember wishing it was carbonated.

Lol, that would fit with your description. It's more like sour Kool aid, it just tastes like red (or purple, etc )

When I tried one it vaguely reminded me of these

why were there multiple brands of this

The 90s were a wonderful time in America and we needed multiple fruit drink brands to properly celebrate the end of the Cold War

yeah

Precisely!

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