Idly wondering if we are going to see Smokey XI at home games this year for any length of time, while unrelatedly explaining to this one that the arm of the couch is not food #hiSunny

Elite backpedaling from Beamer‘s kid on that Gatorade approach

Miami I would like to hear more about what exact feeling it is we’re supposed to be holding onto

Listen you might think this walkout music for Miami’s kicker is inappropriate but never forget that Rocky begins with a bunch of people from Philly booing a guy in a weeknight boxing match in at church

It's all fun and games until the infuriating loss against Louisville

“Thank you so much-a for to playing my game!”

go birds

constipation, probably

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Streetlights apparently

All of them

Anxiety? Cardiac Canes? Not hope we lost that long ago.

But who are your witnesses? @darthbluesky.bsky.social? @edsbs.bsky.social? It’s not what you know. It’s what you can prove.

The annoyance of having to stay on FB for coordinating dog rescues is offset to a large degree by days where Sunny chewed up a pillow or something and I login and see that somebody else’s hound ate drywall

This doofus used to eat the insoles out of my shoes. He would leave the whole shoe intact from the outside and meanwhile the inside was just gone

The hound group keeps me grounded, genuinely, both in terms of “oh it’s not just me whose dog is allergic to where we live” and “oh it’s not just me whose dog would sell out the entire family if it meant they got to steal some trash out of the garbage when they thought no one was looking”

Sunny hit her four-year-old plateau AND got simultaneously really into counter surfing again this summer, but Vernon’s antics alone are enough to make me feel blessed 😅

Vernon is a MENACE (complimentary). Thelma is a champion counter surfer, you can’t trust her for shit

Betty is mostly too short, but a couple months after she came to live with me she got 12 raw hamburger patties off the counter during a party and I don’t think she’s ever been happier

Living large

How does 12 raw hamburgers compare to an entire London Broil steak weight wise? I remember seeing my cousins dog doing that right after recovering from cancer.

I had a picture of it in my phone at one point but she was the skinniest little thing with the biggest little belly sticking out for the next day or so 🥲

I bet that post 12 hamburgers nap was amazing.

🎶Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper🎶 - Betty

I can only imagine such bliss, my goodness

You know I will provide game day reports.

I am surprised and yet not surprised at all that they did not bring him to Atlanta

“Virginia tech is playing like a football team”

I kept waiting for the sentence to continue and yet 😭

I think the other announcer did too 😂

ok I’m glad I’m not the only one

Polycule content will continue throughout the weekend apparently

content this hot is usually only broadcast on LinkedIn

Well

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