Post by Holly Anderson 🍇 / Redsky

THAT … you know what, I have no argument against it

aug 31, 2025, 10:04 pm • 41 0

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you know if you just make a couple minor tweaks here and there, this sounds like a wood pile I’ve heard about before

$Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of April 1, 2012, in Fayetteville, Coach Petrino was involved in a motor vehicle accident. Prior to the incident, he was flagged down by a woman who was the victim of a domestic violence incident. Coach Petrino immediately rendered assistance and contacted 911. He remained on scene until responding officers arrived to ensure her safety. Following this, while traveling on the highway, Coach Petrino's vehicle was struck from behind at high speed. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with a fractured thoracic vertebrae, multiple lacerations and contusions, as well as injuries to his left arm and lower leg. His business partner and medical provider were promptly contacted and arrived at the hospital to oversee his care. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Coach Petrino. Signed, Jeff Long University of Arkansas Athletic Director$

aug 31, 2025, 10:22 pm • 81 9 • view

Whoa

sep 1, 2025, 3:57 am • 0 0 • view

This is nearly word for word! Even the weird bits!

sep 1, 2025, 8:46 am • 0 0 • view

Holy shit 😳 🤣🤣🤣

sep 1, 2025, 12:42 am • 13 0 • view

Wow, where did you find that?!

sep 1, 2025, 1:11 am • 1 0 • view

A serial rammer?

sep 1, 2025, 7:33 am • 0 0 • view

😂 Thanks! I spent too long down this rabbit hole!!! The news reports suggest Petrino cracked a vertebrae in the accident but there was no mention about Ms Dorrell’s condition? He’s still married?!? And she still married her fiancé?!?!? None of my business I suppose. Weird….

sep 1, 2025, 2:57 am • 0 0 • view

That's... incredible. Holy shit.

sep 1, 2025, 11:48 am • 0 0 • view