Please Trump don’t die while I’m in Florida it would be so annoying. Lifted trucks would be driving around at half mast and shit. Sir please hold on till I’m back in California 😇 🙏 Sir
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I want him to hold on for long enough to see how everyone's reacting to his potential death. And then die.
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank you for paying attention to this matter.
aug 30, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
🤭🤭
aug 30, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 0 • view
As a Florida resident, I'm ok with him moving on ASAP.
sep 1, 2025, 1:36 am • 0 0 • view
Bouquets of truck nuts laid around Maralago
aug 31, 2025, 12:49 am • 0 0 • view
Really want the internet today curse to work in your guys favor for once
aug 31, 2025, 1:11 am • 1 0 • view
Have you what he looks like today? He looks like a double. If he is a straight fascist, shouldn’t he be dabbling in doubles. Can you imagine the shitshow casting for that? 😂
aug 31, 2025, 12:22 am • 0 0 • view
I thought he was seen golfing this morning but who knows what’s true at this point.
aug 30, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
That was a old video, personally I don’t think he’s dead but there is definitely medical stuff going on
aug 31, 2025, 1:12 am • 1 0 • view
No let that mother fucker die NOW! save this country before it's too late!
aug 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
President Jedidiah Vance wouldn’t be any better
aug 30, 2025, 5:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Probably true, but it would not negate the fact that Trump dying is an objectively good thing. When it happens let's at least take a moment to celebrate before moving on to the next POS.
aug 30, 2025, 8:20 pm • 3 1 • view
Oh absolutely. I will be parading in the streets for at least a week when it happens
aug 30, 2025, 8:52 pm • 1 0 • view
You're not wrong but at least he has no balls. The definition of a soy boy.
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Will he say "thank you", though?
aug 30, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Having the word’s most cucked man as president would actually be pretty funny
aug 30, 2025, 7:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Except he doesn't have the cult of personality of Trump. People won't throw themselves at him. He hasn't even had a reality TV show to dazzle the poorly educated.
aug 31, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
I don't mean to inconvenience half of my favorite creative news team, but please don't listen to him right now. Go towards that purty light. Pretty please.
aug 30, 2025, 5:34 pm • 8 0 • view
*Trump dies 🗨️MAGA: "Hey, Google. How do I salute the great fallen Commander in Chief?" Google: "Squat your truck" *Trucks everywhere the next day 👀
aug 30, 2025, 6:13 pm • 3 0 • view