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Ian Coldwater 📦💥 @lookitup.baby

The time it says on the package for spackle to dry is like the time they say it takes to caramelize onions, huh

aug 18, 2025, 9:27 pm • 130 4

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Wiredferret! @wiredferret.bsky.social

I think those numbers assume that the air is a gas and not a kind of soup.

aug 18, 2025, 9:31 pm • 16 0 • view
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.bsky.social

it's so humid out cuz of all this rain, spackle is gonna take A Hot Minute to dry right now for sure

aug 18, 2025, 9:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ian Coldwater 📦💥 @lookitup.baby

It’s been a solid day and that shit is still visibly pink

aug 18, 2025, 9:29 pm • 7 0 • view
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David Williamson @david.williamsons.net

Wowza. Opposite problem in this arid climate - better get the job done fast because the whole package is going to be solid white in 10m flat.

aug 18, 2025, 9:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ian Coldwater 📦💥 @lookitup.baby

Oh gosh yeah I could see how that could present a different set of issues too!

aug 18, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ben is bad at devops @kadeth.bsky.social

Check it with a fingernail or something once it looks good and dry. It's humid here too and mine was pink and then white for days until it was dry and solid. In between it was solid white but still pliable. I ended up putting a heater in the room to help bake it but I'm unsure if that was correct

aug 18, 2025, 9:44 pm • 3 0 • view
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oom_rl @outofmemory.bsky.social

Over the last 25 years of home ownership I have never seen a drywall/paint/handyman guy who didn't have some sort of a "super jet blowdryer" heat gun in his van because...humidity just is.

aug 19, 2025, 12:49 am • 5 0 • view
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Katman Du @katmandu.bsky.social

Well… some patching mud needs time to dry, and using a hair dryer or heat gun can shorten that… especially if ts a thin skim coat

aug 20, 2025, 12:40 am • 2 0 • view
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Katman Du @katmandu.bsky.social

I’ve learned this in my new job… the different types of “mud” and their drying times, how much they shrink, how thick you can apply them… Long story short, get the thick quick-dry 25 minute mud, and dilute it with water for a drywall or skim-coat thickness. If you’re in a hurry, dry it w/hairdryer

aug 20, 2025, 2:05 am • 2 0 • view
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Tabitha Sable @tabbysable.bsky.social

Yeah when I took a shower today the humidity-sensor fan controller in my bathroom didn’t notice ><

aug 18, 2025, 10:19 pm • 4 0 • view
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uncharismatic minifauna @orrorin.bsky.social

I used some spackle about a week ago, and even when it finally dried it was crumbly and awful. went back and got joint compound and tried again. seems better so far, but won't really know til I paint

aug 19, 2025, 3:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Techbox @techbox.bsky.social

You'd think infosec would mentally prep me for learning adversarial tactics like, "recipe makers lie about prep times to make you more likely to use them", and yet somehow I felt so betrayed learning that.

aug 18, 2025, 10:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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fforw @fforw.bsky.social

Social Engineering Step 1: Have capitalist society

aug 19, 2025, 12:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael Hamrick @michaelhamrick.bsky.social

top 3 least favorite DIY projects

aug 19, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Craig Nicholson @nicholsoncraig.bsky.social

Aim a hairdryer at it 😜

aug 18, 2025, 11:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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daoist @daoist.bsky.social

yo be prepared to add extra and then sand it back down once dried. (Feel free to ignore if you've disclosed famous vulnerabilities in various wall-repair systems and I'm ignorant of that)

aug 18, 2025, 11:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ian Coldwater 📦💥 @lookitup.baby

yeah, I figured that out the hard way and I’m on layer 2 at this point

aug 18, 2025, 11:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Soldair @soldair.bsky.social

If you have to do more I recommend the fast set powder. Pick based on how many minutes you want it to be soft. Doesn't shrink or crack. 🫟

aug 18, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Norman Wilson (uncracked barrel) 🔵 @oclsc.bsky.social

So you're supposed to watch it and stir it until it's done?

aug 19, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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🏳️‍🌈Real🛠️Time🔛Otakon @realtime.crt.video

i think that number is how long you have to work with it before it gets too hard to work with 20 minute mud regularly takes 6 hours to dry for me

aug 18, 2025, 11:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social

I gave up and followed the HuffPo clickbait "best easy spackle kit on Amazon" which just arrived today, figuring I otherwise won't get around to getting real spackle and tools at the hardware store. Haven't opened it yet, but the cat likes the Amazon box.

aug 19, 2025, 12:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social

I think they imply not-looking-at-it time™️

aug 18, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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e. hashman @eha.sh

"15 minutes!"

Screencap from Spongebob:
aug 18, 2025, 9:48 pm • 5 0 • view
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omgmike @mikecherry.bsky.social

Or the time they say it takes to boil any noodles to al dente 😅

aug 18, 2025, 10:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social

slows down when you watch it, too

aug 18, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Golden Retriever Whisperer @zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social

Or any preparation instructions on a Trader Joe’s product.

aug 18, 2025, 11:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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rj @theinfamousrj.bsky.social

But have you ever tried caramelizing spackle?

aug 19, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view