Conspiracy theory: after a festive night of speculation on the Internet, his handlers decided it was time to trot him out, making it look like he’s off for a morning of golf. They will drive them around on a cart for a while and then get him back to bed ASAP.
Either way sure would be cool to get this trending… #TrumpLooksLikeShit
Codenamed as a “Weekend at Bernie’s”
Except it's actually a reasonable explanation for this group.
It’s 91° in Palm Beach. Feels like temperature is 100. I don’t think he’ll be out golfing this afternoon. Although, if JD Vance is driving the golf cart….
Do you have anything at all to substantiate what you just said?
Absolutely not. Pure speculation based on the fact that Twitter has been all abuzz since yesterday and this is a reality TV president and staff that do everything for photo ops and show. He also has the record for most recorded lies for any president.
Likely the most lies of all presidents combined
I'd lay bets that's what's happened.
PEDOfuhrer is a human puppet being dragged, stuffed, propped, drugged, sprayed with fake makeup, & smells like fermented hamburger 🍔 stench etc. He's a useless idiot until the orange carcass is no longer sustainable.
Weekend at Bernie’s
heading into Weekend At Bernie's territory.
That sounds plausible. Hahaha
That’s not him.
"Weekend at Bernie's" - Part 2
Completely agree!
good call..
Like when they drove him around when he was thought to be dying of Covid.
I'm really wondering if the sudden disappearance is due to prescribed bedrest, so perhaps your theory is not so far off. 🤔🤷♀️
I think that might be true. They needed to do something to end the speculation
Well, Melania is no Edith Wilson and his handlers/enablers are too stupid and sycophantic to cover for him. But I don’t think there is anything that would get his base to turn on him. Hell, JD will probably Weekend at Bernie’s him.
They can't rule absolutely w/o control of their base. Their base is clueless.
That’s closer to the truth than anything else we’ve heard from them.
Either that or HE insisted on it as his fragile ego couldn't take the chatter on Xitter.
I hear he's scared to jump off the WH roof
Someone should tell him Obama did it one time before
They had to put a smaller lizard in the skinsuit. 🤣
He has an upcoming, unprecedented second royal state visit (we've never invited a US President twice) in the UK, including a massive white tie banquet. My money is on that's never happening now, with a manufactured emergency as cover.
Will be interesting to see if he actually plays golf
I’m sure they’ll shove a club in his hand and get a few pictures.
He doesn't look like he xan climb out of a golf cart
Like those 80 year old ladies who got stuck in a hot tub
He doesn't look like he can get out of a golf cart.
You're probably not far off!!!!
Like when he had Covid and made the Secret Service drive him around the block.