You’ve got to hand it to Trump, him dying is a great way to change the news cycle from the fact that he’s all over the Epstein files.
2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order. Location: Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
2,012 followers 386 following 8,685 posts
view profile on Bluesky
You’ve got to hand it to Trump, him dying is a great way to change the news cycle from the fact that he’s all over the Epstein files.
Nothing. Everything is good. Move along, please.
TARIFFS!!!!!
He’s probably 80% incapacitated. Nobody knows how to handle it out of fear he will snap out of it and retaliate. For now they just “Weekend at Bernie’s” the whole thing. A distant photo-op reminiscent of a Bigfoot sighting here, some social media nonsense there. See? Still alive and doing great!
JD Vance making a superlative statement about the president's health does nothing but confirm the fact that ol' Biscuit Ankles has one foot in the grave. Also, trying to make us think Sir Golf-a-Lot is the hardest working person in the White House is beyond laughable. #ExecutiveTime
Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power.
Uh huh. Oh my! We’re just so lucky he stepped in with all of these tariffs when he did. Think of how we’d be completely destroyed right now had he not.
“A huge plume of smoke on the big black round smokey thing in the backyard” That is actually the perfect amount of information for me. I got ut from here.Thank you!!
Amazing!!!!! How does he cook it???
It will not only teach classes K-12 and most college courses, students can also use it to fulfill all of their assignments. It’s the human centipede of education, thought and creativity.
Commander in pie eating contest.
JD’s already looking at some sexy new couches for his soon-to-be Oval Office!
Gotta hand it to the artist.
Quick question. I know Mexico paid for the fence, but they also paying for the continual upkeep and painting?
96°F high noon. He chose to bake in the sun on concrete rather than be inside in air conditioning. I will never understand this dog.
Ooh ohhh! I have a local organizer for you to meet!!
This is obviously a fake. Hegseth looks too sober.
Absolutely not. Pure speculation based on the fact that Twitter has been all abuzz since yesterday and this is a reality TV president and staff that do everything for photo ops and show. He also has the record for most recorded lies for any president.
“Grimm Veeper” Oh my!!!!! Using that forever now.
#trumplookslikeshit
I’m sure they’ll shove a club in his hand and get a few pictures.
Time to bust this out again… “Helllooooo fine sirs!”
The epilogue is amazing. “Do you think anyone is gonna be offended by this?” “Just tall, white Karens.”
i know it's only an ad but what's in your box #filmsky 📽️
live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise
Amen! bsky.app/profile/rapb...
Either that or his ego made him insist on it. Could just be a bad millisecond, but this photo does not depict a healthy man looking forward to hitting the links. We’ll be lucky to see a few moments with a club in his hand, and we’ll never know how orchestrated the moments were.
Emperor Palpatine "Unlimited urine!"
Almost makes me want to go back to Twitter to enjoy this, like it and retweet it. Almost.
Either that or HE insisted on it as his fragile ego couldn't take the chatter on Xitter.
#IsHeGoneYet? #Haiku #TrumpLooksLikeShit ----------- #HaikuTrends Wake! He is here still; Annoying not to see it, Big Beautiful 'Bit
#TrumpLooksLikeShit
🎶You other brothers can’t deny🎶 7 hours 22 minutes later and we’re not even halfway done.
Either way sure would be cool to get this trending… #TrumpLooksLikeShit
At least you can take comfort in seeing with your own eyes that he looks like absolute shit. #TrumpLooksLikeShit
Conspiracy theory: after a festive night of speculation on the Internet, his handlers decided it was time to trot him out, making it look like he’s off for a morning of golf. They will drive them around on a cart for a while and then get him back to bed ASAP.
Sorry, no. Still clinging to life like a desperate barnacle.
You’ll know it’s true when the NYT dedicates a paragraph to explaining how Trump’s death is bad news for Biden.
If he’s not really dead, what if he just has a really bad stroke where he can’t talk anymore and instead has to hang a chalkboard around his neck, like “Legends of the Fall??”
🎶I like big butts and I cannot lie🎶 This 8.19 lbs meat is the upper part of a pork shoulder aka a Boston Butt. I’m about to smoke this at 225°F over hickory and cherry wood for 16 hours.
Nahhh. You’re good.
Ugh. That was a big tease too.
Also, it’s not the devil that gives out assault weapons to anyone who wants one, It’s Republicans.
Reminder to all to live your life in such a way that folks aren’t so giddy at the mere rumor of your death.
It’s 11:39 PM and I’m up late starting my smoker. Just saw this news now and I’m so excited I want to wake up my wife and tell her the great news, but can’t take that chance if it’s not true.
When was the last time JD “Grimm Reaper” Vance paid him a visit?
Republicans never let hypocrisy get in their way before, and they aren’t about to start now.
* And we keep our money!
The whole thing is terrible, but when the folksy yodely guy starts singing, that’s when my eyes dilate and my brain goes into attack mode.
Whoever wrote that deserves hell.
RFK Jr’s scientific method involves whale juice, heroin and ivermectin paste mixed together and baked in the crotch of one’s tight denim jeans during a workout.
Trying to imagine how today’s divided political arena would have handled Coke rolling out their new formula.
Can’t tell if this means Clyde likes opera or doesn’t like opera. Who could say? Any Husky interpreters out there???
Remember the first term of the incompetent fuckarounds? They busied themselves with grift and retribution until WHAM - global pandemic. Now there’s even MORE incompetence AND nobody to stop his worst ideas. Something big will hit us hard & we’re doomed. Pandemic? Terror attack? Natural disaster?
Holy shit, will you look at the price of those eggs plummet because of his brilliant move of erasing black history in America! Tears in my eyes, “thank you, Mr. President.”
This is the problem. We live in a world where any legitimate political discourse is completely impossible because if Republicans disagree with the facts, they become “fake.” Polls are fake, news is fake, nothing can be truly discussed. Constituents don’t matter, they’re fueled by lobbyists & corps.
Trump is famous for his double handy J dance. Perhaps it’s from all of that motion. Is he doing this somewhere in private where his hands are actually “full???”
RFK Jr: Why should a man who subjected his family to a dead whale carcass, shot heroin for years, and pedals unfounded conspiracy theories about vaccines be the secretary of US Health and Human Services? WHO are you to make any decision about my and my family’s health???
But can RFK Jr. see your midicholrian count???
Don’t bring a trailer. I’ll drive it home, please!!!
I voted the same. Yeah. Putin predicted an inside job.
Counterpoint: Ol’ Biscuit Ankles is a stark raving idiot when it comes to “monetary policies.” www.workandmoney.com/s/trump-busi...
bsky.app/profile/rapb...
bsky.app/profile/rapb...
Seriously though. Growing up as Gen X, our whole lives we were taught the enemies to the USA were the Nazis and the Russians… and yet, here we are.
Didn’t know you could eat the flowers. How are they?
This is obviously satire, otherwise they would be targeting the uniforms as well.
Lawyers make hypothetical/conditional arguments ALL THE TIME. A hypothetical/conditional argument IS NOT THE SAME THING AS A FACTUAL ADMISSION. LEARN TO READ, FOLKS.
So true. I don’t need to witness the host feigning interest in some contestant’s lifelong career as an office manager for a car insurance company in Des Moines, Iowa. Shut up and spin the wheel.
Oy.
Ol’ Biscuit Ankles won’t like that question.
And that’s why I ask what levers and purse strings do the governors have??
I get it, if everybody refuse to pay the IRS all at once they might be overwhelmed and unable to prosecute or do anything about it. It’s just, most of us are just trying to get by and can’t take the chance to mess with that.
That’s not how paying IRS tax liability works. You don’t say “I’m giving it to the state and they will pay you.” It goes directly to the IRS. I just don’t think citizens are going to risk huge financial penalties or prison time for this. So again, beyond IRS pmts from individuals, what money?
I’m pretty sure I know what’s going to happen to all of these immigrants that are being rounded up.
Seems like they’ve worked so hard to get the fix in through Gerrymandering and big money donors, Republicans don’t think constituents matter anymore.
Most blue state tax money is paid for by the individuals in the form of federal taxes. What money can states actually withhold?
Not enough golfing!!! Still trying to imagine the headlines if the first black/female vice president had even dared take so many vacations. I mean, we saw the backlash when she dared buy cookware on a work trip. Anyway, there’s no double standard in the media, that we know for sure.
It’s been a while since I had the position, but “Swimming with Sharks” was frighteningly accurate.
”Mr. President, some people say they are storing up jugs of their own urine because they are afraid they just won’t have enough to dump on your grave once you die. What do you say to that?”
“Mr. President, JD Vance says he’s ready to take over for you as soon as you die. Any comment?”
My friend and video game developer @coffeewithcross.bsky.social has a great podcast called "BRAIN ARCADE," and on MY episode, we discuss Creativity vs. Business. Chris was an important interview subject for my 8 episode HBO series about video games called "Game Changers." Give it a listen, please!!
I look forward to reading the headline by next year that this dump is going out of business.
“The bones are their money!”
Yes, we are all aware of the fact that by his actions throughout the decades, Donald Trump does not think women are people.
🚨🚨DEMOCRACY ALERT🚨🚨
