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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social

crypids live amongst us

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sep 2, 2025, 12:00 am • 92 18

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Sphermetatron @sphermetatron.bsky.social

I am not a doctor, but it looks like he's rotting.🤢

sep 2, 2025, 12:33 am • 9 1 • view
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Joosx 🌊 @joosx.bsky.social

I play a doctor on the internet and can confirm he is indeed rotting.

sep 2, 2025, 6:24 am • 4 1 • view
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Snoopy vs the Red Baron @aarona107.bsky.social

The Kraken is trying to break through

sep 2, 2025, 3:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Tiffy Clyro @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social

That's a tell sign of a stroke having happened. I had a similar mark on my face when I had one.

sep 2, 2025, 12:06 am • 13 0 • view
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social

WTH. Im sorry to hear that I hope you’re all good now? 🙏

sep 2, 2025, 12:10 am • 9 0 • view
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Tiffy Clyro @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social

It was a mild one, all good now. But for a while there was creases on my face like this.

sep 2, 2025, 12:10 am • 14 0 • view
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Tiffy Clyro @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social

Your arteries tighten and blood can't flow to your brain as easily, which is what usually triggers a stroke AFAIK, I didn't even go hospital though, I just mostly slept for a few months and it healed itself.

sep 2, 2025, 12:20 am • 8 0 • view
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Lucy ᵀᴴᴱ Optimist 🩵 @lucypesk.bsky.social

So it’s not a wound. Just a crease bc the muscles aren’t right?

sep 2, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Tiffy Clyro @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social

I think it's a tightened artery yes.

sep 2, 2025, 12:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Lucy ᵀᴴᴱ Optimist 🩵 @lucypesk.bsky.social

Thank you!

sep 2, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Lucy ᵀᴴᴱ Optimist 🩵 @lucypesk.bsky.social

Tell us more? It’s not from a fall ?

sep 2, 2025, 12:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Tiffy Clyro @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social

Look at the right eye also, it can't open all the way.

sep 2, 2025, 1:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Tiffy Clyro @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social

Again, same thing when I had one, it couldn't open or close all the way, it was also very dry, I had to buy artifical tears to put in it because it wasn't creating moisture itself.

sep 2, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Jack-the-Dog @sillhall.bsky.social

He's melting.

sep 2, 2025, 11:53 am • 0 0 • view
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mimi828 @mimi828.bsky.social

Is it even him?

sep 2, 2025, 12:54 am • 1 0 • view
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🇨🇦KitKatKarma🇨🇦🦋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💂🇮🇪🌻 @kitkatscorner.bsky.social

I thought the same thing. Putin has more than one double.

sep 2, 2025, 5:53 am • 2 0 • view
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mimi828 @mimi828.bsky.social

👍

sep 2, 2025, 6:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Bean, the Malkavian -- Anti-FishMalk @malkavianbean.bsky.social

I heard a "rumor" that he actually died months ago, OD'd right before the fake Musk-Trump break-up, and every pic & video of him since has been a DeepFake pasted over the Tesla "dancing robot" guy who's wearing his skin. True story -- I mean, That's the "rumor" I heard. 🤣

sep 2, 2025, 12:56 am • 4 0 • view
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Jo @ogjojo.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 1:36 am • 7 0 • view
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Bean, the Malkavian -- Anti-FishMalk @malkavianbean.bsky.social

🤣

sep 2, 2025, 1:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Dustin 𓅃 @librarydust80.bsky.social

Sorry, but this AI slop. bsky.app/profile/bonu...

sep 2, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view
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StephMcGu @stephaniemcgu.bsky.social

Lobotomy scar?🤔

sep 2, 2025, 12:37 am • 7 0 • view
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Glenn Danziggy Stardust @reubencopley.bsky.social

He’s run out of his adrenochrome.

sep 2, 2025, 5:12 am • 0 0 • view
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RubinRubin 🌈 @thetallsister.bsky.social

Strokes affect your facial Muscles / nerves

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sep 2, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Once Upon a Time 🎶☮️🌏🌍🌎 @thisisme7.bsky.social

I don’t know and I don’t give a fuck. I’m so sick of it. They’re ruining everything that’s been built for 249 years. That means right now they’re on course to ruin the future for every generation, especially the younger ones.

sep 2, 2025, 7:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Josh Walton @jboy197979.bsky.social

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sep 2, 2025, 12:37 am • 5 0 • view
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Let Hope Prevail @northernmaven.bsky.social

Interesting thought.

sep 2, 2025, 2:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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TomT @tomt23.bsky.social

one might think that was a carbuncle on his face

sep 2, 2025, 12:47 am • 4 0 • view
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Wait, what?! @whyisthat.bsky.social

Bee sting? Bad botox session?

sep 2, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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starbelly-shock.bsky.social @starbelly-shock.bsky.social

Body double, makeup failing

sep 2, 2025, 12:25 am • 2 0 • view
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binabug @binabug.bsky.social

just realized there are a LOT of.people who don't know this reference

sep 2, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
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janusstone.bsky.social @janusstone.bsky.social

Dr. Vinnie Boom Bah here. It’s simple. He has the Jeff Bezos and Sarah Huckabee, Sanders, lazy eye syndrome. It’s brought on by greed, lack of honesty and empathy for others. It’s incurable I’m afraid. /s

sep 2, 2025, 12:22 am • 10 1 • view
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FreeWillOC 🇩🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈💙 @freewilloc.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 2:41 am • 1 0 • view
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FreeWillOC 🇩🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈💙 @freewilloc.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 2:38 am • 2 0 • view
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Kristi @kristikp71.bsky.social

He could have fallen on his face & covered the bruise with makeup

sep 2, 2025, 12:47 am • 3 0 • view
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Vally G. @vallyg.bsky.social

That close up actually doesn’t even look like Trump. Mind you, I’ve always avoided looking at any of his photos. Can’t stand the man.

sep 2, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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creamcityjw ⚾ 85-54 (magic #19) #FUCKICE @creamcityjw.bsky.social

they opened the ark of the covenant.

sep 2, 2025, 12:07 am • 11 0 • view
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Marks @doabong.bsky.social

I slept at a holiday inn last night and that looks really bad.

sep 2, 2025, 9:31 am • 2 0 • view
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magicapple.bsky.social @magicapple.bsky.social

Looks like AI

sep 2, 2025, 1:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Meegan🌙[Boo👻][Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bzky.team

It's called "AI made that shit up to make the pic less blurry" lmao

sep 2, 2025, 12:05 am • 10 0 • view
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social

I thought that at first too but I saw it on Twitter where all the true stuff is

sep 2, 2025, 12:10 am • 5 0 • view
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Meegan🌙[Boo👻][Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bzky.team

Oh damn yea, nobody is allowed to lie on Twitter

sep 2, 2025, 12:22 am • 7 0 • view
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DuhThinker @duhthinker.bsky.social

That's exactly what it is. In the original blurry photo it's just a funny juxtaposition of shadow and light.

sep 2, 2025, 2:05 am • 1 0 • view
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angryslug.bsky.social @angryslug.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 4:51 am • 4 0 • view