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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social

they may not tell RFK at all, too big a risk he tries to eat part of the body

aug 30, 2025, 12:45 am • 172 29

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Octopi Wall Street @octows.bsky.social

I'm ready for the timeline in which RFK steals Donald Trump's body and leaves it in Central Park as a prank. Assuming he doesn't just try to decapitate it with a chainsaw so he can keep the skull as a trophy.

aug 30, 2025, 2:45 am • 14 0 • view
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All The City Lights @atcl.bsky.social

Is this not how order of succession works? Whoever consumes his essence first? Pretty sure that’s what the 25th amendment says.

aug 30, 2025, 5:24 am • 2 0 • view
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Tsundoku Puzzle @tsundokupuzzle.bsky.social

RFK Jr is already at the survival cannibalism stage

aug 30, 2025, 2:31 am • 5 0 • view
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Julie - TrexPushups @trexpushups.bsky.social

RFK jr is the guy who turns to cannibalism 30 minutes into being trapped in an elevator

aug 30, 2025, 2:52 am • 10 0 • view
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social

“well, everyone, I guess now we get to…er, I mean *have to* taste raw human flesh”

aug 30, 2025, 2:55 am • 4 0 • view
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RH^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social

"You never got off the runway...You were the sole survivor of a 35-minute delay!" 😅👍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbpl...

aug 30, 2025, 3:21 am • 2 0 • view