sure is frustrating to watch the UK’s allegedly center-left party doing the exact thing the US’s allegedly center-left party did/is doing as if it won’t have the exact same terrible results
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sure is frustrating to watch the UK’s allegedly center-left party doing the exact thing the US’s allegedly center-left party did/is doing as if it won’t have the exact same terrible results
shut the fuck up, Greg
you guys could at least put a name on this, you gutless losers
DON’T vaccinate your kids! DO give them a shit ton of steroids! also, imagine *that guy* coming up to your on a hiking trail and saying “don’t give your baby vaccines! you have to save this child!”
it was still a fun weekend
watched a Youtube video last night that had a very interesting topic I know very little about that was ruined because the guy repeatedly used AI slop imagines for cutaway jokes and at the end of the video even asked ChatGPT a question needless to say I’m never watching his stuff again
they’re calling him “America’s most alive president”
is the $8 trillion in the room with us right now?
OOH YEEEEAH!!
is there a way to get sunlight inside the body?
yeah, I think the Minnesota series put me on the edge and this embarrassing effort against Baltimore tipped me over I’ll keep watching (and complaining) through the end of the season, but I refuse to be upset at this point whatever happens happens
knee went woke
by all accounts Jordan Peterson was a pretty successful psychologist and professor, but then he got too high on his own supply and started claiming he’s also a biologist, neurologist, philosopher, and all-around expert in whatever the feels like talking about
President The Rock may be Gen X’s only chance
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like they could have just said he was rear-ended and got hurt because he’s an old man, but they had to add in the thing about a DV victim (which appears to be true, but not connected to Giuliani in any way) go with the basic facts of the story no one would care…but they couldn’t help themselves
I will pay someone to come hit me with a big mallet
this explanation completely ignores months of people cooking their brains on Fox News, Facebook, and worse my old barber went into lockdown a pretty standard conservative boomer and came out pilled on QAnon
only one side ever begs the other side to work with them this is entirely a 1-way street
but he said “just some simple facts for people to ponder”, that classic Donald Trump phrase we’ve all heard a million times
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not too late!
if you believe the Earth is round, sure
would be really funny if he became obsessed with posting every 2 to 3 hours to keep proving he hasn’t kicked the bucket
the way TikTok works it wouldn’t shock me if Gen Alpha learned about Gallagher and videos about him were A Thing for a few months
I assumed everyone else also discovered there’s a limited series 100 Years of Solitude adaption on Netflix that’s pretty decent…that’s what I, specifically, am happy about
also “N-word” and “sexual predator” boy, I just dunno how to feel about this
I’m “long-acting reversible contraceptive” years old?!
RFK keeps trying to come in with an enema and a bottle of raw milk, demanding they flip him over
Moob Window
see?
I think @wrenispinkle.bsky.social has been very clear that you *are* a snack
“have you tried quietly perishing? can’t get sick if you perish”
time to do a science experiment, @ywfyf.com
it’s that special time of year where the Padres look like they juuuuuust might have enough to take the division from LA and then they fiddle fart around and fall just short same as it ever was
“TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS” we’re getting into the Dr. Evil territory of making up larger and more absurd numbers to the point that it loses all meaning
shave the whole eyebrow! no half measures!
isn’t their whole thing “give us money so we can put up billboards that say mean things about the president”?
don’t be a snitch, Ron whatever caused that stain is between the stain maker and their god
Napoleon wouldn’t have wasted so many outs on pointless sac bunts
you think they named him Snake because it kinda sounds like sneak? I bet that’s why they named him that
pretty furious that A) this happened B) it happened nowhere near where I live C) I didn’t know about it so I couldn’t have gone anyway
this randomly reminded me of the time Jordan Peterson spoke at a Bitcoin conference and said, in not so many words, “your worldview is horrifying”
it should be illegal for anyone to be this hot
I didn’t know until just now that this was about Santa’s elves I was thinking LotR elves
oh wow a Nazi wanted to take out the power grid? always with the power grid!
I’m sorry, but has Phillip read literally one thing about fascism/fascists in his whole gd life?!
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I found out they got Bin Laden while I was watching a Phillies game on ESPN hoping for something similar
should’ve pushed him out of the car while it was in motion
Pike: “you’re killing children! that’s awful!” Lady: “um…hypocrite much?!” what? why?! why is he a hypocrite? what the fuck are you talking about?!?
bet you wouldn’t have written that dumbass Omelas episode that made no gd sense!
all the lackeys are going to be frantically writing a bunch of EOs and signing them with the autopen hoping they get out the door before the public finds out
I’m all for fun and games, like sometimes you gotta play baseball in the holodeck while there’s a war killing billions of people but the old series were 22-26 eps a season which made those episodes feel more earned and needed in the midst of all the super serious stuff
the two in S2 really irked me you get one per season at the most and even that’s pushing it with a 10-episode season
“well, everyone, I guess now we get to…er, I mean *have to* taste raw human flesh”
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yeah, man, what a goofus! a real ig-no-ray-mouse! a big-time chucklehead, if you ask me! seriously, you fuckin suck
this dude could literally pay an OF model a million dollars a day to perform the same function as the chatbot and the OF model would at least be an actual person, I just don’t understand how these rich folks spend their time and money
is this about me?
just wish there was a non-AI/dumb version, but otherwise love these it’s why I own 2!
they may not tell RFK at all, too big a risk he tries to eat part of the body
neat!
Batman throwing a smoke bomb to make a hasty retreat but then getting wedged in the doorframe
when I went to an A’s game in July I had to buy a hot chocolate
even the candy bars at Dollar General cost like a buck fifty!
imagine looking so smug and self-satisfied after pulling off such a shit trade I know it’ll play well on the local stations, but I just don’t have the energy for this type of guy anymore given the state of…well, everything nowadays
maybe if we’d punished Mark Zuckerberg for causing a fucking genocide Sam Altman would be less cavalier about his chatbot leading to a bunch of suicides
I’ll dump some Cheez Itz in the crawl space
thought I was gonna have to come to Canada to get one
wanna come over and hang out in my walls and make little scritch scritch noises every so often?
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it’s all Mayor Pete or Newsom alluding to the vague “concerns” of people who will never vote for them it’s all just vibes, which is less than a defense for something that’s indefensible anyway
have yet to see any argument as to why sacrificing trans people is necessary to save the country from Trumpism I don’t mean I haven’t see a good argument or a compelling argument, I mean I have not seen any of these people *make an argument* no one has said “if we do [blank], [blank] will happen”
excited to watch that documentary about how they were good 30 years ago!
initially thought this might be because the CDC is being dismantled but then I saw the Micah Parsons news and now I think it’s probably about that
I changed my mind, I want Elon to send me to Mars (so I will die and not have to think about this nonsense anymore)
I’m not baby, I’m a big boy
white guys are famously never handed opportunities
who is actually in charge of anything? like can I get a list with all the names or something?
Melania Trump furious
but what if when you log off you die? not worth the risk imo!
at least my depression came back just in time for the new covid shot so I won’t have to lie to the pharmacist
can’t abolish the death penalty, that will put the guy who pulls the lever out of work!
glad you found that, I tried searching for the post I saw on here but either it was deleted by her team or search is still extremely busted on here
a couple of weeks ago Klobuchar was bragging about keeping a prison open because it means jobs for people who live nearby these people simply don’t live in the same country as us
can’t imagine why anyone is scared of this enormous baby really don’t get anyone shrinking before this toddler and his pissy little tantrums
can y’all keep him?
I was worried after she lost that the Dems would say “well, saying fascism didn’t convince the voters so now we will never talk about fascism again” not sure if that’s the thinking here, but it sure could be and that sucks
“can’t come in today, boss…yeah, I’m dealing with some mitochondrial challenges”
well then it barely even qualifies as a pharmacy as far as I’m concerned
did it?
some would say beef tallow is the MOST essential oil
I’ve got several essential oils that can address your exact symptoms
“so why did you decide to try therapy?” “well, doc, I have a poopy butt”
you’re really gonna say some football guy is equally successful to Taylor Swift? wow, it’s crazy how much you hate women
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given that Gwen’s revealed herself to be a right-wing kook now I assumed the YBR will be a metaphor for premarital sex or whatever
not horny enough imo
didn’t even have to look it up to see who made this big thumbs down