I am always yelling at my butcher for giving me beef that's too beautiful, I want shittier beef.
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Trump steaks?
apr 3, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Lol
apr 3, 2025, 4:32 am • 0 0 • view
😂
apr 3, 2025, 3:35 am • 1 0 • view
“Slap it around a bit”
apr 3, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah brits like ugly cows.
apr 4, 2025, 7:22 am • 0 0 • view
Everybody knows the market is driven by supply, demand, and an emotional need not to be humiliated by the superiority of the product’s beauty.
apr 3, 2025, 2:09 am • 24 1 • view
Try those frozen Wal-Mart brand burger patties....they're like frozen cow patties that Wal-Mart has tried to turn into Turd Blossoms. You'll prefer eating shit after finding out how they're made.
apr 3, 2025, 2:02 am • 2 0 • view
Ah but that shit is beautiful American shit, not that weak shit we love in Europe!
apr 3, 2025, 4:50 am • 4 0 • view
Try the chicken
apr 3, 2025, 1:47 am • 287 2 • view
Chicken in Bleach. Cordon bless, mate.
apr 3, 2025, 7:43 am • 56 1 • view
Cordon bleu for FUSKSAKE!!
apr 3, 2025, 7:46 am • 38 0 • view
Works either way tbf
apr 3, 2025, 7:48 am • 27 0 • view
Cordon Bleauch
apr 3, 2025, 7:49 am • 57 1 • view
*rapturous applause*
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apr 3, 2025, 11:57 am • 1 0 • view
Cordon bless is the type of cooking you need a blessing for before you eat it....... just in case!!!
apr 3, 2025, 11:15 am • 10 0 • view
I think that Cordon Bless is a staple in the Bible Belt cuisine
apr 3, 2025, 12:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Condom blew.
apr 3, 2025, 8:13 am • 1 0 • view
"Cordon Bleach" was right there...
apr 3, 2025, 11:35 am • 1 0 • view
"Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chloriiiine..."
apr 3, 2025, 7:47 am • 9 1 • view
Excellent!!
apr 3, 2025, 7:47 am • 2 0 • view
Brilliant!
apr 3, 2025, 3:13 pm • 1 0 • view
I hear the eggs are good.
apr 3, 2025, 2:13 am • 4 0 • view
I’ll have the fish.
apr 3, 2025, 1:49 am • 140 1 • view
Fish taco?? 😅
apr 3, 2025, 3:17 am • 0 0 • view
Are you sure about that?
apr 3, 2025, 1:54 am • 27 0 • view
Danger is my middle name
apr 3, 2025, 1:54 am • 45 0 • view
I’ll have lasagna.
apr 3, 2025, 3:05 am • 1 0 • view
Ah. Good luck to you and your porcelain.
apr 3, 2025, 1:56 am • 23 0 • view
lol this thread
apr 3, 2025, 1:59 am • 62 2 • view
I have fought that battle before. I ride to glory.
apr 3, 2025, 2:00 am • 3 0 • view
Only if you ride side-saddle
apr 3, 2025, 2:02 am • 4 0 • view
Theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do and die.
apr 3, 2025, 2:04 am • 3 0 • view
Although it may be wise to to avoid if it’s the salmon mousse
apr 3, 2025, 2:06 am • 8 0 • view
Interesting. The german "Die Lachsschaumspeise!" (Salmon foam dish) sounds to me more quirky british then the original.
apr 3, 2025, 3:50 am • 2 0 • view
The dish sounds hideous whichever way it’s said :)
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apr 3, 2025, 2:09 am • 9 0 • view
I'm eating the cats. I'm eating the dogs.
apr 3, 2025, 3:08 am • 405 4 • view
But only the beautiful ones, right?
apr 3, 2025, 5:10 am • 45 0 • view
The one's you know would grow up to be weeners, like bigly gawgs.
apr 3, 2025, 6:58 am • 13 0 • view
Hahaha 😂 I’m dead ☠️
apr 3, 2025, 3:45 am • 2 0 • view
😂
apr 3, 2025, 5:52 am • 2 0 • view
Perfection.
apr 3, 2025, 3:47 am • 1 0 • view
Your own or your neighbours? 😜
apr 3, 2025, 4:41 am • 1 0 • view
There are so many feral cats around my neighborhood it's hard to determine. Few dogs. Save them for special occasion meals.😀😱😀
apr 3, 2025, 4:49 am • 2 0 • view
Good for you! Enjoy! Did you try BBQ-ing them? I'm told that's a great way of cooking them. 🤣
apr 3, 2025, 4:53 am • 0 0 • view
They keep jumping off the grill. Too feisty.
apr 3, 2025, 4:55 am • 2 0 • view
Maybe Trump has some tips? After all he knows and works only the very best people besides being a genius in almost everything you can imagine. But don't ask him about Signal, because that he has never heard of.😇
apr 3, 2025, 4:57 am • 4 0 • view
If I could stand its voice I'd ask but I have sworn never to voluntarily listen to it. It doesn't know how to write so it can't answer that way. Guess I'll miss out on its critter grilling expertise.
apr 3, 2025, 5:01 am • 2 0 • view
Omg, your comment wins! 😅
apr 3, 2025, 6:00 am • 1 0 • view
💙this💙eating the pets that live there💙
apr 3, 2025, 4:47 am • 1 0 • view
Hahaha this whole exchange is what twitter used to be. Love it
apr 3, 2025, 3:39 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m eating the pets of the people that live there.
apr 3, 2025, 7:10 am • 2 0 • view
apr 3, 2025, 7:07 am • 2 0 • view
They're eating the checks, they're eating the balances. They're eating the retirements of the people who live there.
apr 10, 2025, 5:03 am • 3 0 • view
Omg. 😂😂 This place is so much better than the other place.
apr 3, 2025, 5:07 am • 9 0 • view
Better menu?
apr 3, 2025, 5:18 am • 2 0 • view
😂😂😂
apr 3, 2025, 3:29 am • 13 0 • view
In Trump’s America you can have tuna’s wings.
apr 3, 2025, 3:25 am • 2 0 • view
But you can get easily beautiful US meat and chicken which taste like fish, which was a beautiful fish before it rot and was fed to cows and chickens.
apr 3, 2025, 10:32 am • 0 0 • view
Have you seen Airplane?
apr 3, 2025, 3:15 am • 2 0 • view
Oh, yes. 😂
apr 3, 2025, 3:55 am • 2 0 • view
Bleach is the answer, we bleach ours for a whiter, fresher, pool like quality.
apr 3, 2025, 2:42 am • 5 0 • view
I thought I was the only one 😆
apr 3, 2025, 2:36 am • 2 0 • view
🤣
apr 3, 2025, 2:17 am • 3 0 • view
I always look for the beautiful beef for Sunday
apr 3, 2025, 2:25 am • 1 0 • view
Don't forget weaker. Shittier, weaker beef. For weaklings. Ugly weaklings with ugly, weak beef.
apr 3, 2025, 1:49 am • 8 0 • view
I'll give this to Lutnik, I remember seeing those beautiful, deep red, perfect looking, huge pieces of beef in American supermarkets. So much so that they looked like they were made of plastic. I saw fruit like that too. Beautifully coloured. So plastic. Love plastic. Oh wait. 😵💫
apr 3, 2025, 7:27 am • 3 0 • view
Oh my lord, I can't stop reading the snark here tonight. This one got me rotfl
apr 3, 2025, 2:05 am • 7 0 • view
"How can I destroy something so BEAUTIFUL? Remove it from my sight - I feel ashamed."
apr 3, 2025, 1:57 am • 2 0 • view
It's really hard here in America to get things that aren't just exceptional
apr 3, 2025, 3:17 am • 5 0 • view
Well, have I got news for you with cuts to the FDA....
apr 3, 2025, 12:32 pm • 69 0 • view
How will they ensure there is high enough level of steroids?
apr 4, 2025, 12:58 am • 3 0 • view
How much shittier do you want? In the United States it is legal and common to feed chicken litter to cattle. Poultry litter consists of the manure, bedding and any other shedding found on the barn floor.
apr 3, 2025, 1:58 am • 7 1 • view
Are you saying our cows are mad? That might explain everything
apr 3, 2025, 2:02 am • 6 0 • view
Mad cow disease also called Wasting Disease. Also seeing this in wild deer. It’s a prion disease. Can transfer to people.
apr 3, 2025, 2:20 am • 0 0 • view
I understand. It was a joke but maybe not
apr 3, 2025, 2:24 am • 1 0 • view
I wasn’t sure. 😇 It’s not necessarily common knowledge.
apr 3, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
It should be though. The reason it's not is because the US government has kept it quiet. One us independent beef producer wanted to test ALL his beef for CJD (mad cow) and label it as tested. The FDA ruled that he couldn't, it would be an unfair trade practice since virtually nobody else tests.
apr 3, 2025, 4:33 am • 2 0 • view
I'll have what she's having.
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apr 3, 2025, 5:54 am • 2 0 • view
💥🤣
apr 3, 2025, 6:31 am • 1 0 • view
Due to cuts at USDA your beef will be in fact shittier
apr 3, 2025, 2:55 am • 9 0 • view
I like my beef with Mad Cow, RFK Jr told me it will cured my ‘ritis
apr 3, 2025, 1:48 am • 17 1 • view