Trump threatens to cancel Musk’s Billions of $ of Gov contracts. Musk calls for Trump impeachment. Don’t know what, but something else much bigger is about to happen!

Ummm? Starlink shutdown anyone?

Dang

The Dragons have actually been very reliable.

Fewer unintended rapid decelerations.

😂. Laughing only because it's great to see Leon and his BFF going after each other. The part about Leon's rockets disintegrating over protected wetlands and over reefs in Turks and Caicos is no laughing matter.

“Just for that, I’m going to destroy them all so you can’t have them and then I’m going in the backyard and eat worms and die and then you’ll be sorry, but it will be TOO LATE!”

It looks like the divorce proceedings are moving forward. Well, my popcorn is ready! I must admit to a bias, though. I really want to see ElMu bite the dust HARD as an object lesson to the other oligobros.

Does that mean they're going to have another launch?

What if Elon started to throttle Trump's posts on X. That is his next move, watch and see.

Pouting does not look good on a grown man. Just saying.

www.nasa.gov/internationa... that is somebody's ride home. This must make uncomfortable viewing from up high.

Can the astronauts disconnect Dragon's FSD to stop it from leaving?

I believe Leon calls that kind of decommissioning as “spontaneous unscheduled rapid disassembly”

I busted out laughing when I read that! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA

😜😜😜

True stuff

Every failed launch should be fined millions of dollars for the pollution, littering and clean-up. The satellites reaching orbit (all, not just SpaceX) should have a large bond posted because eventually "space" will need to be cleaned up. Cf: Love Canal Cf: www.epa.gov/superfund

Spit-take funny 😆

🤣

Elon bought the US government, now DonOld doesn't deliver it. It is the typical case when someone thinks he/she is "smart" and finds someone else "smarter".

I help! I help! as if it's gonna happen

Crocodile tears for Elon.

Is Musk🐀 just talking 💩 or is he really going to do it just so it won't give the 🍊💩🤡 the satisfaction of cancelling the contract

did Elon just say he was taking his toys and going home?

and unfortunately without dragon we have to rely on... boeing... and russia...

I think Boeing is probably the best shot...

Rapid unscheduled decommissioning

He is going the easy way out so he can collect insurance on his failings SpaceX crapospaceships!

Oh. I've got to go buy more popcorn!

This is set up! They pretend there's a conflict. Musk moves his life and companies somewhere else. That really causes the US to be stuck or behind the rest of the world in space. ALL ACCORDING TO PUTINS & XIS PLAN!!

Dang need more popcorn

Just two piss ant kids in the playground…which is America to them.

This must mean something else. Something deeper.

Don’t release the kraken

Over Mar-a-Lago would be pretty sweet

That's Starship, not Dragon. Dragon is what ferries supplies and astronauts back and forth to the I.S.S. Turns out, it wasn't a great idea to hand the space program over to an unstable megalomaniac.

And probably other NSA and Space Force cargo etc... Elon has a card to play on this one.

Indeed. SpaceX has a classified sister program similar to Starlink for NRO reportedly worth $1.8B - Starshield. Who knows what else.

Jefferson Starship?

“Unscheduled disassembly in 3, 2, 1”

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Different vehicles.

Bwaaahaaahaaaaa!

fuuuuck a+

Rapid unscheduled disassembly over Mar-a-Lago.

May29... Wobble June5... RUD

This is an unscheduled rapid disassembly.

Maybe China wants to use SpaceX

Oh SNAP!

Wow. This is AWEEESOME

And what about the grok plant in Tennessee literally spewing methane

They're both scum. Let the games begin.

Hmmm . So this is really about dropping a failing rocket program and blaming Trump for making him decommission it instead of admitting failure

They could always terminate it right into the orange menaces house

Terminate all contracts immediately…that will be real savings…

Why not decommission it over Mar-a-Lago?

breaking: report says man with weirdly shaped torso pulling plugs left and right at spaceX

Or with a chainsaw

they did a great job keeping it together for so long I'm going to say trump is the slime bag he has decades of experience muckraking he has the ghost of Roy Cohn and the Rev Peele whispering in his ears the trump rat will eat the muskrat

Decommissioning it into mar a lago

That is hilarious

#manbabymusk #ElonBreaksAllHisToys

Or another pretty defeateor shower over the Gulf of Failure?

That will put a lot of money into the Russian account.

Too much power in the hands of oligarchs. Inevitable that Musk was going to threaten the US with his SpaceX holdings. No one human should hold that much power…President or businessman

You mean the one that keeps blowing up

You sound ignorant. Dragon is reliable as is Falcon 9. Starship is what is a mess at the moment.

Darnnnn, now what will humanity dooo?😂

HEY-OH!

It’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad

I still think it’s an act, but if this is what it takes for them to actually destroy each other, I’m not mad.

Don't forget the busy airline routes also.

This fallout was called when Musk and Trump teamed up. They were both trying to be Alphas, but their egos were always going to be the problem. Bring on the popcorn, couldn't ask for better entertainment!🍿🍿

Yea, but…”Never get into a fight with someone who owns a newspaper.” It could get interesting.