unfortunately the die has already been cast but thank you
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unfortunately the die has already been cast but thank you
do you have their kid's album
i would love them to sneak that one onto trump's man woman person camera tv test
are they transporting these kids like hannibal lecter?
dog comic
i live in the big apple i can get rice anytime babyyyyyyyyyyyyy
voice to text into my thermostat
i don't want to be glib but because of labor day i don't get to replace my phone until tuesday and i assume this is what it is like to have a phantom limb
didn't they say that one plane took off and turned around? that may have been the only one with kids trapped on the tarmac.
DAMMIT HOLLY uh your honor
OBJECTION
yeah like i don't eat those first
keeping it plugged in. i'm hoping it cooks the rice.
james i feel like this is your fault. your locker room speeches are getting less inspired.
alas,
didn't taste like poop?
i can't even trade it in at verizon because it obviously doesn't work. fortunately i still have a Galaxy S4 sitting in a drawer that I have the cord for and it booted up fine. I am going to upgrade from an S9 to an S25+. if i understand the t&c i should be able to fly.
yesterday i knocked my phone off the bathroom sink. it bounced directly into the toilet. the phone worked fine for 24 hours then the screen started glitching and then died. it is now sitting in rice.
Unfortunately, Ms. Ryan, Rudy might recover.
Rudy Giuliani was heading to a drunk driving emergency when he was attacked by a bear, but he saved the woman the bear was chasing, and the bear was an illegal immigrant.
Nikita "Glonzo" Khrushchev
Sellers to Nyck Harbor? Is there about to be real estate crash on my beautiful beachfront?
SHERIFF INSPIRES TWO MOVIES
former new york mauor rudolph giuliani has suffered a grievous neck injury during a hostage rescue operation by trying to suck his own dick
sounds like an alcohol-induced hallucintion but i'm no doctor
VT in Miami colors? yuck
AND HE USUALLY MAKES SOME VERY GOOD POINTS
it's the same lesson!
in retrospect it's funny that we were taught about checks and balances as if it were a quiet feature of stable ecosystem that "just appeared" and not the way it actually resembles an ecosystem: a perpetual knife fight that only finds temporary balance until the next massive upheaval
look i hate to be this person but the implication is not supermarkets, it's restaurants. she wants to go someplace fancy where she feels superior but she wants it to have baby food for her.
you can tell it's not healthy by looking at it
condition met
his biggest complaint about iraq is that we didn't take the oil
on such a summers day?
once you really start aging not a lot else
i think they'll simplify it by calling our era the dork ages
@bilgeebiri.bsky.social what? i want your take!
i haven't read the complaint so I'm not sure what accommodation she was requesting
no it's accurate
and she was stripped of her named chair. i don't know if that comes with money or perks or if it's just prestige.
she gets half pay for the year and is permanently banned (i think) from receiving summer pay
fyi the court made sure to get the opinion out before classes started on 9/2. the school put her suspension on hold until the end of the 2025 spring academic calendar because it would be disruptive to students in her classes for that semester.
don't want to let it slip under the radar that racist law prof amy wax lost her discrimination suit against penn and will be suspended from teaching this year
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sorry bobby i can read minds sometimes so i posted what you were thinking
maybe so. if he's alive i guess what i want is for him to be in pain and also shitting himself so it's humiliating.
i was only going through him to get to you
jl does a good impression but he doesn't look anything like him! also, hi jl. long time no speak.
Why is no one talking about this
Stephen Miller training a guy who looks exactly like Trump to do the Dave thing to prevent Vance from taking over but the guy can't stop laughing when he tries to say "our handsome generals"
it's harder than it sounds. every week you have to hit bret stephens hard enough that he forgets everything that happened that week so he can write the same column he always does and while that sounds great it has to be *soft* enough that he can remember how to write the same column.
every single day there's a new headline that's like "trump's new head of the consumer products safety commission wants microwaves to work while the door is open" and i just keep scrolling
Daddy is going to be very, very angry with you if you pull down his pants in public!
MCAT's mom is devastated that medical school turned to this
as if there will be elections in the future! 🤯
if i could give one bit of posting advice it is that while a joke can be funny because of subtext, when that subtext is converted to text and posted as a reply or quote it is definitely not funny
First, we will stop counting.
RFKs big idea is that there are two types of people: Healthy People and Sick People. These are not ephemeral conditions—they are immutable characteristics. Healthy People don’t get sick, and Sick People are already sick, so anything that happens to them was unavoidable.
boring company is working on miniaturizing to develop a Based Treppaning Device
an incredible statement from a member of a court that lost its insanely partisan conservative majority because the people of wisconsin rejected them
beaten to this one by HOURS did not realize OP was this old
"He punched me and it felt like i was being hit with a bat." BATMAN BEGIN
no it is, donald trum'sp, america!
crew of young republican staffers spotted moving the goalposts to "troops have not started firing indiscriminately into opposition crowds"
they simply moved him to another parish!?
or did i find this website first
marc cuban is rich not interesting
lost my source of cheap, fresh eggs because a raccoon killed all of my neighbor's chickens. only in brooklyn!
you aren't thinking big enough. if the chiefs make the sb, tay should also be a wideout. decoy? not so fast, my friend.
yelling "is she being detained" when the ref calls traveling "she has a fundamental right to travel" i insist as my wife looks straight ahead pretending we are not together
I'M LIBBING OUT
do not check to see if there is a confirmed marshall in SD Iowa thx
this is obviously good in general but gotta wonder how, say, the marshall of the district court for the southern district of iowa gig is open but rfk jr. is in charge of hhs
proving damages will be the hard part but you do have to try for the best of al worlds. car gone, cybertruck owner gone, money out of elon's pocket.
90% sure I'll see you there
a strike?
woao
i don't know how you could be talking about this with a dang cheeto in the white house
you can imagine almost anything greg like me losing enough weight for this to matter
don't worry the actual joke is that i'm also depressed
i really want to lose weight but if i lose more than 15 pounds i won't be eligible for the vaccine. on the other hand i can lose 5 more pounds if i stop pretending i'm the same height i was in college.
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and no pitches in game 7 of the nlcs
i kind of talked too much shit when i was drunk and now i have to guard bueckers for five minutes without crying or i have to wear nothing but a thong and a dunce cap on the logo at halftime
awesome
damn Dallas though
tomorrow night i am going to my first wnba game
Dikembe Mutumbamp wags the littlest finger
they also said this about my novel invention pushing a guy off a cliff and honestly over the years, with billions of dollars and dedication, it's better than ever
gavin newsom getting accidentally read for filth by idiot riley gaines
critical support for my vanity to get on @minakimes.bsky.social and @dennycarter.bsky.social NFL lists thank you for your assistance
i am on a couple of detective episodes and chanukah stuff but thank you for thinking of me
either way i'm stealing a car
god. damn.
ok what if i'm the one who forgot
@lronmexico.bsky.social and i host a Saints podcast and we are oddly excited about Living In Interesting Times soundcloud.com/hwpod
"no you misheard. i didn't say i have sympathy for the victims; i have simpathy for the democratic party."
bold new strategy of the opposition party claiming the president sucks
Videogames are a waste of time. But so is your job.
