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Byte Tupoino @bytetupoino.bsky.social

Nearly peed myself when this little guy popped out to say hello… In case you’re wondering, we call these little desert critters “Camel Spiders” not sure what their actual names are…

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aug 29, 2025, 6:33 pm • 50 1

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Low Poly Animal @lyxolf.bsky.social

My general rule is bugs and spiders should be at least 2ft away from me but I think this thing should remain 2km away from me at all times. Restraining order against an entire order of animals please.

aug 30, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tolstoy the fat @tolstoythefat.bsky.social

Solifuge. You’ll be fine. Feed it some cheese. 🧀

aug 29, 2025, 8:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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[InariFox] (Kobolds II: Back at it again!) @inarigoesfoxy.bsky.social

This would give me a heart attack.

aug 29, 2025, 7:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nekomimi Genie @nekomimigenie.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 6:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social

Yep. Also called a wind scorpion. They are neither a spider nor a scorpion.

aug 30, 2025, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jem's Jumpers UK @jemsjumpers.bsky.social

Aww. Not looking too good though 😕

aug 29, 2025, 7:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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vik 🛸 @plushvik.bsky.social

solifugids are so funny looking, such an absurd jaw-to-body ratio and somehow entirely harmless LMAO

aug 29, 2025, 6:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jac_Fox @jacfox.bsky.social

Oh these little fucks.. meat eaters.. least there's no venom.. aggressive little buckets.. they like to chase your shadows or just you... we had these regularly within the house and always quite a surprise.

aug 29, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Elio Maggini @magetech.bsky.social

Pretty sure it's called a "Holy shit what was that, sorry babe we gotta burn the house down now"

aug 29, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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RunicGuardian @runicguardian.bsky.social

Solifugids! They got two sets of jaws so they can bite while they bite.

aug 29, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kipper@ Megaplex & AFC Dealers @kipper.bsky.social

Pinchy baby

aug 29, 2025, 6:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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naturallywild.bsky.social @naturallywild.bsky.social

And to add to your nightmares, depending on the species they can grow up to almost 6 inches and reach a top speed of almost 10 miles an hour. S#!+.

aug 29, 2025, 10:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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TexanSoda @texansoda.bsky.social

die. kill. burn.

aug 29, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social

A cutie!

aug 29, 2025, 7:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Novakia @n0v4c0ra.bsky.social

Interesting.

aug 30, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Piz @piztheskunk.bsky.social

Solifugids! :D They're not actually spiders (though they are arachnids) Harmless little things. If I remember correctly they appeared around the Carboniferous period (305ma years ago) and haven't really changed since then.

aug 29, 2025, 6:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Edge Borb 🪶 @edgebirb.bsky.social

Ok I need something for scale reference here 😅

aug 29, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Byte Tupoino @bytetupoino.bsky.social

Where the screw driver is pointing at, that’s how big it is

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aug 29, 2025, 7:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Edge Borb 🪶 @edgebirb.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 7:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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FuzzyBumpkins @drakoknight.bsky.social

Nope nope nope burn everything down.

aug 29, 2025, 8:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Byte Tupoino @bytetupoino.bsky.social

But what if it wants to call you daddy? youtu.be/ccXAUij_CsA?...

aug 29, 2025, 8:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Kovach @jrkovach9.bsky.social

🕷️

aug 29, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Arf! @ribbonsidem.bsky.social

Solifugid! (just figured to also mention that they're basically harmless :3)

aug 29, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Crash @orsub97007.bsky.social

I think our genes are programmed to recognize the danger!

aug 30, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Daniel @cyranokale.bsky.social

Facehuggers?

aug 29, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social

Aww he looks harml — MMF!!!!

Art by Spunky
aug 29, 2025, 6:47 pm • 14 2 • view
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cosmo 🍭 @cosmokobold.bsky.social

that is extremely specific art for exactly this situation whoaaa

aug 29, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nekomimi Genie @nekomimigenie.bsky.social

What kind of xenomorph this is going to make???

aug 29, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Theophilus Phoskia @theophos.bsky.social

Also known as Wind Scorpions. Also, where the hell dud you find that???

aug 29, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Byte Tupoino @bytetupoino.bsky.social

Was grabbing some stuff from my storage unit

aug 29, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view