Insulting Vikings by insisting it’s pronounced ASS-gard.
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“I’d like to guard that ass.” —me as a Viking, probably
aug 30, 2025, 2:21 am • 1 0 • view
Sure they act like they’re ass-gaurdians in public, but when the toys come out it’s all rainbow bridge this and I’ll be thor in the morning that
aug 30, 2025, 2:49 am • 1 0 • view
Boom chicka wah-wah
aug 30, 2025, 3:13 am • 1 0 • view
No mead for you
aug 30, 2025, 2:18 am • 3 0 • view
Fant-ass-tic.
aug 30, 2025, 2:20 am • 3 0 • view
Val-holla!
aug 30, 2025, 2:51 am • 1 0 • view
This probably the closest I'll ever get to having an excuse to post this.
aug 30, 2025, 2:15 am • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 2:22 am • 2 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 3:13 am • 1 0 • view
"Ass... uh Ass-place, Ass-gard..."
aug 30, 2025, 2:14 am • 3 0 • view
Damn, beat me to it
aug 30, 2025, 7:37 am • 0 0 • view