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Floridians would rather use your cum as salad dressing than go to therapy
He is on trial *today* facing charges of harassment (of a minor) and criminal damage (destroying her phone). Something all the media and politicians seem to be curiously neglecting to mention in their defence of him.
he must have the world's biggest humiliation fetish. It's so far beyond parody at this point
I can think of nothing more American than corporations and the government in joint masturbation with each other
my position on whether I'll just apply for permanent residency in NL vs going for naturalisation has always jokingly been "I could stop being british, why wouldn't I take it" and every news cycle from the hellscape across the channel has been making it feel like less and less of a joke
The Labour party right now:
the fuck is this facebook boomer tier mem- > blueresisters oh kindly do fuck off
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_pur...
You either believe all people deserve the same rights or you don't. There is no in-between, no 'half pregnant' here. If you think trans people need to advocate for their rights or else it's their own fault people donj't stand up for them, you do not believe all people deserve the same rights.
I think it's clear now that the only way to defend the human rights of everyone in Britain is to destroy the Labour Party.
"reputation-management consultancy" is just...vile.
sheterosexual is being sexually attracted to people from the shetland islands
offer commissions to furries
I still don't actually know who the fuck she is past either "oh look the transphobes are piling on her again" or "oh look she's being incredibly racist again"
'Try being gender critical on here' man really said "wow people are judging me on my actions. how dare I face consequences. bluesky sucks ass"
LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.
drone->right click->commandeer drone oh no it needs a password better send a teams message to homeland security "I need a pw" response "on it!!!!!!"
watching that new war of the worlds film and wow I didn't realise it was possible to be as bad as people say but it really fucking is
ridiculous comment! they don't even give us the decency to shake their head anymore.
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
I would Schlüpfrige butz I kann nicht :(
"if you shit on my desk one more time, I'm fucking deporting you"
They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.
I get that the CIA and FBI did some shady and crappy things in the 50s-80s. and also the 90s-00s. and also the 10s-20s. BUT
for sure, but I viewed it more (when I played) as a fix for the annoyance of pseudo-rotation in 60 card "nonrotating" formats. As in, it's long past the point that most people are playing commander because they want to play 1v1 competitive magic just with more people
don't get me wrong, canlander has been fantastic fun when I've played it...but saying it's a fix for commander is like saying "cycle to work" is a fix for rally driving because they both involve the replacement of cars
I checked e621 and got no results for "mac and cheese". "macaroni and cheese" has 52 tags, and most of those are beings eating mac and cheese or shoving it up their ass or fucking it. However at least 2 appear to be anthropomorphic mac and cheese (with genitalia) so take what you will from that.
"it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to make it to heaven", often read as a condemnation of greed, was actually a prophecy for the existence of hydraulic presses 1900 years later and this therefore proves the divinity of Christ. in this essay I will...
Hearing reports Keir Starmer is going to make it illegal to grate more than the recommended amount of cheese onto your pasta bake
What is "Sorry, Vegas Is In Nevada"?
LIBERAL MUGGER: gimme all your money YOU: no LIBERAL MUGGER: wow ok so you're gonna donate it to trump? and let me guess, you'd rather give him your cellphone too. because giving it to me isn't PERFECT
heck your candle
I was saving him for just a little guy jfriday
why is this boy driving into walls and dying when there's ORANGE MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!1
I mean I hope the horse is on land
What is a royale without cheese?
And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad All the soyjaks where you’re virgin Are the soyjaks where I’m chad
smallest number where its constituent digits are the same and also prime
'reducing the prevalence of non-ideal model responses in mental health emergencies by more than 25% compared to 4o.' I dunno I would think your responsibility is to have this prevalence be 0% or to be shut down and jailed
What are candieveedees?
Who is Saul Okayman?
and one day he break out, and he get at it
incredible third category there
"Back to routine" And then the shelves are full of monster and tonic water (for G&Ts)
when you think about it, imagining things is just I slop
What is confirming that it's right?
oh never mind. it's "often later it turns out they were the children of fighters". so they actively just kill all the children no matter what and then write some of them off as justified. we need nuremburg 2.0.
even if - EVEN IF - we assume "children of the fighters" is somehow the start of a justification, they then add that it's only "often". so it's not even "sure we kill children but they're related to bad people" but "sure we kill children and many of them are just random kids but what can you do"
I Have No Mouth And I Must Produce Electorally Satisfying Policy
claves of qud
People are using this post to name musicians who have caught on fire and so close that is a shape.
woke mushrooms implies the existence of non-woke mushrooms and idk how I feel about that
I just wanted to see how bad it really was. perfect, adobe. no notes. great tech.
bringing a gun to the movies and shooting the projector the instant I see two men on screen because projectors are DEI
Who is Charles Blabbage?
same but that might be because I managed to flee the country
I'm going to run for office on a policy of biological fairness in sports. That's right, my first act will be to ban michael phelps from ever entering water deeper than 3-4cm or usain bolt from travelling at more than a brisk walk
oh yeah fuck that. I've just accepted saving the 30 euros a week is worth the supermarket here somehow monetising the fact I buy a shitload of limes and lemons and bread and squash
as in, the fact they advertise a price but you only get it if you remembered your clubcard and somehow this isn't false advertising? because if so, I agree so much because it's the norm here in NL :(
he also said that your reasoning that merge sort is O(n log n) is a little ruff.
I think it should be cats; it takes a special kind of absolute bottom feeder to not be liked by dogs
queso
bit early for vance - he'd want to wait for the ottomans before he starts fiddling
Why did the Roman Republic fall in 27BC? Because it became too woke. By Marcus Junius Brutus
it's been a fucking year. please get your head out of your arse and realise Labour love tory policy when they are holding the whip.
*j jonah jameson voice* BRING ME YAOI OF SPIDERMAN
zeehond/zeehonden (sea dog[s])
Went for a house viewing and took more photos of a cat I saw outside than the house itself
a solid 20-30% of the UK at a minimum have decided that racism is solved because "that's an american problem"
I got access to a top-secret preview of the inquiry: - Israeli military flawless, doing great job at ethical cleansing - The journalists were Hamas - The hospital was Hamas - The explosion was Hamas too, more Hamas than the hospital even - Any questioning of this inquiry is Hamas
www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCrin... (look I know the only source I could find is r/tiktokcringe but this guy should never need to pay for his drinks again)
I'm once again asking liberals to think about this guy for longer than 5 seconds. He not only nailed the problem but continued to nail it throughout repeated nagging and never felt the need to justify "well maybe 95% hitler..."
labour MPs when corbyn is on the line: I WILL DIE FOR THIS CAUSE labour MPs when suggesting they could possibly make anything better for anyone: well you know, the last conservative government...the magic money tree...legitimate concerns...being reasonable...
"And that town you passed through? it's not called Schitsville. it's called Schitt's Creek. and it's where we live."
you fucking love to see it
I don't know if "it doesn't matter what the 1% is" is better or worse. It clearly doesn't matter for the people arguing in favour but I don't know if that elevates them from stupid cunts to incredibly stupid cunts
Okay but what if 99.9% of that new guy vs 99.8% of that new guy except he smells a bit weird
I think we should fight fascism by slowly decreasing the percentage of hitler we unequivocally support. In just a few dozen elections we can get down to maybe 30% hitler
the Zhunbil dynasty of 7th century southeastern afghanistan:
What is guilt?
What is Watchmen by Allium Moore?
What is the internet?
looking forward to "please random people stop fucking sending me this post asking if it's digital blackface. 157 people have sent me this fucking post. I will block you" in the near future
turned from twink to 14 year old teenager asking you to buy cigs and weed for them
I'm sure there are more, but DF is definitely the most prominent by lightyears
"cockremover" is an anagram of "CC: more vore, k" so
his favourite book? 12 rules to life by jordan peterson
please for the love of christ do not name your recipe "Grandma's Yeast Rolls"
(and in case my rant comment wasn't clear, I think newsom should eat glass)
Then it decides the man is called John, but also called Horse, and now they've put his son into the car accident but also made him perform the surgery on the horse-man of his father despite being in the car accident. What an absolutely fucking wild ride. Thank you.
The surgeon could be the man's female son who is now his daughter (based) and seems to have transitioned during the surgery but this doesn't mean she can't operate on the horse. But what if the man is the horse? No. Maybe the horse is a car and also the man's friend nicknamed Horse 2/
Let's break it down. The scenario is odd because it's a horse, but the surgeon must have a personal reason, so the surgeon must be the man's son. The reason must then be that the horse isn't an animal. But the horse is an animal. The surprise is we assume the surgeon is male, but he's a son 1/
Back at camp, the polar bear says "I can't operate on this bird, he's my son"
trans people are both a tiny minority that liberal politics has decided need to shut the fuck up and die (sadly), but also they are the group that will make or break the results of any election or political movement. "Vote for the people saying you should die, or it's your fault we lost"
well you pay at least triple the amount of currencies and get given a dogshit meal usually
What is with short-necked guitars?
