This is so deep holy shit.
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This is so deep holy shit.
Those sound like great ideas! Normally every thing I make tastes like regret with a mouth feel of a wet saxophone reed.
Stop flirting.
“Cinnamon, honey, butter, happiness” “This needs to taste better” What is it you want it to taste like? Ask yourself what you want the taste to be or the mouth feel to be. Maybe you want a biscuit or a cake, not a shortbread. Maybe you want an omelet.
*low whistle*
I think the biggest difference is leavening. No eggs no soda nothing to lengthen the gluten or make a dough that bubbles and rise.
The problem with my haircut is that it is on my head, specifically.
Omg.
Yay at least we can be friends 😎
Gibson. ☺️ Mostly. I go both ways after all. 😉
Both ☺️
I’m calling in reinforcements tonight. Holy shit.
That's why we have family, as long as everyone isn't fucked up at once, we can all look out for one another. If all are unable to get something done, we can call in reinforcements or just do without, we are use to doing without. But we still have each other, to get through.
He dove in a pool and apparently smashed his head and died. Seriously this is my life? I live in a city with a top trauma unit and it took them six minutes to even get him out of the water. Fuck.
Aw Jesus mother fucking Christ. Another coworker turned family died. Thank fuck I’m already drunk.
Ooo I’m like a high art celebrity
Oh my god yes
I was in elementary school 😭😭
Of course, but can you reach some stuff off the high shelf for me while I bake?
Yes, or tea
As many as it takes
I retired two years ago. I am down to two piercings after having nearly 60. Never got to do anything that cool but I’m a little bit jealous I’m not gonna lie
Gonna make shortbread. AMA.
Oooo. Maybe.
I seriously missed my calling. 😭
So far so good. So sad. I need to go older.
Fffffffffffuh.
Chloe won’t even act proud of real farts. She acts outraged that someone shat near her when she did the poo.
As long as mine isn’t too
This is the most validating emoji reply I’ve ever got
I bet! I grew up watching stuff like Jim Rose. I briefly dated a guy I skipped school to watch on the piercing episode of Jerry Springer like a million years after the fact He hates me now.
Okay same but I’m always John Cusack.
Okay but Bruce Willis though. I better go bake.
I guess we’re making shortbread.
That's the beauty of well-made movies.
Okay yeah but now I need a pie.
Yeah! Get your shit together, FedEx!
Yeah same 😭😭
Are you fucking kidding me?! Some day I’ll be the tattooed lady AND the strong man.
I called her the other day all liquored up and told her to move here so I can take care of her.
My cheap ass digital piano was supposed to be here today. What the fuck, FedEx?
Betting is a sin and that coin toss was proof.
Oh hi that’s me with my dobro my bass my ukulele and my piano
Disrupt that thought process.
I hate it that I know how a true movie ends but I still cry even when I think I’m braced for it.
Long distance 😭😭😭 People assume she’s right here we spend so much time on the phone together.
Should’ve ridden the bus Ritchie.
Farting, surreptitiously And blaming it on the dog
Yeah still.
“We’re still brothers aren’t we?” 😭😭😭😭😭
Oh Jesus yes
Gen z death stare
My girlfriend is asleep in a time zone +5 hours from me and I slept until 2 my time and I am drinking and so my whole point is you’re all stuck with me. It’s like two am where she is and I should not have to live like this.
Help I'm stuck in format skeets and the two wolves are inside me eating cilantro
Try giving them pop tarts
I still believe more rock guitarists should incorporate "old-school" hollow-body electrics. Such a cool sound.
Semi hollow body or GTFO.
Uneasy peace but do not tell her about a geetar. She do. Not care.
I feel so called out omg
I woke her up to tell her about the telecaster and she is so mad at me I better get her some apology ham.
I am glad you fixed it, I didn’t want to correct you
Oh my god someone has to.
Chloe Beans is sick of my shit.
The Gibson Les Paul and the Fender Telecaster saved rock and roll. I am drunk please do not ask me to elaborate.
Leela. 🤣🤣😭😭
46. 😭😭😭😭
Stop ittttt
Wow.
My fifth midlife crisis I reckon
Oh my god everyone is about to die in the plane crash in La Bamba Do not dm me I am not ok
Oh my god we’re so old
Why do you hurt me like this
NEW. BESTIE.
It’s effectively banned in Georgia. Fuck off about my struggle or come drive me to shell.
He’s brilliant. I hate that my brain won’t work right sometimes and I have to google or ask my bestie such embarrassing shit
Don’t tell me you know my struggle I can’t find a place to deliver a vape.
Girl you should. I’m an idiot.
“3.3k people have unfollowed you”
Pinchy. But punchy also works.
“He was hot when he was young and in theater but now he has a punchy pace and did not play Ritchie Valens’s half brother Bob in La Bamba but looks like he used to”
Not you. Silly.
If you had to hear the way I just tried to describe Luis Guzmán, when I didn’t remember his name, you would stop being my friend.
🤣🤣🤣
I’m just a normal girl in a normal world. I didn’t grow up with fbi people of interest, bomb makers and anarchists I’m normal and regular.
Only in theory.
Same if we’re being honest
I’m not in the books. 😎
Nooo it’s a sweet movie. But it might lose some of that if you watch it again. But my mom is a ministers daughter and also I love horror so I’ll trade you. 🤣
Yeahs. We did fine. 😎
😬 I’m pretty sure they bought me beer when I was a kid.
I tried my best to raise a rebel, and I raised a square. At least I know he’s a good boy
I told my son that more than three of my childhood friends growing up got their careers because of their criminal records. He doesn’t smoke he won’t drink cough syrup because it has alcohol in it and he never got a day of detention in his life. He’s never been in a fight or shoplifted.
I haven’t seen it either. But I did watch Benny and joon and I did watch children of the corn and I will totally trade you
you rang?
Hi honey babes.
Oh sorry we also had 1992 Miss America, Carolyn Sapp. I think that’s it though Aside from the Kehoe Brothers.
NO FUCKIN WAY OMG The best I got was that the Kevin Costner movie the postman was filmed pretty much in my backyard. Also Benny and Joon.
🤣🤣🤣