Conservation of Anger Momentum
@primarylupine.bsky.social
Expert cat annoyer, boarder of keys. Able to hold at least five limes at once. Uses Linux. Abuses Windows.
created February 6, 2024
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Having lived in his district (before they got shuffled around), I'd say Chris Norby. It's a slight lean, but he did work with many Dems, including Jerry Brown. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_N...
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Post a movie gif from the year you were born
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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I think this guy accidentally picked up @swiftonsecurity.com's phone.
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Considering the current political climate in the country that makes up a large part of their customer base, they might want to rethink the "ICE" branding.
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Certainly @itsmattrose.bsky.social would make an attempt. Kinda his thing.
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Of course Apple wouldn't come up with anything original, "I-Team" was WDIV Detroit's name for their investigative reporter group in the '80s.
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The drums, vocals, and guitar on this version were a little buzzy.
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We certainly needed this classic poetic gem: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wijp...
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Stupid that they don't allow it, as a Fortwo has nearly the same wheelbase and track as a Can-Am Spyder, and it's legal to park those perpendicular because "motorcycle, lol". can-am.brp.com/on-road/us/e...
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An inherent part of the Smart design was being short enough to put the front or rear wheels against the curb so you could fit two or three of them in a standard parallel-parking space. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_F...
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My challenge was a '77 Monaco with roughly two inches of clearance on either end. Got it in there. Took ten minutes, but I got it in there.
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2025 update of this cover, Wonder Woman says "nah", and goes to Jamba Juice instead.
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*squishing sounds of my brain inventing all sorts of Beast/Goliath slash-fic situations* 😅🤤
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Non-postage-stamp-sized video: www.wesh.com/article/prot...
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You know @cwebbonline.com is here, and re-skeets are free, right? bsky.app/profile/cweb...
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Someone at Asus seems to be a fan of the Audio-Technica Sound Burger. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdkP...
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Y'know, re-skeets are free. https://bsky.app/profile/jasongarcia.bsky.social/post/3lxmrhdfwbc2s
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Because it's visually cheap. If you're willing to cheap out on your brand identity, where else are you willing to cut corners because it was "difficult"?
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He's shitting his pants because it's a day ending in "y".
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Ah, okay. Explains the location of this one. tfr.faa.gov/tfr3/?page=d...
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Love that show. Got roped in when I saw one of the regulars was the guy who played the Cat on Red Dwarf. Also it's had at least two Doctors in guest roles, and one Doctor's son.
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Pretty much the whole reason Riverside exists. Tho it sucks for its own reasons.
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Got this playing back in my head now. https://youtu.be/19dP84Q4Qus
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Maybe he'll die from a crack cocaine overdose, be chopped into little bits by a commuter plane, or strangled by the corpse of Richard Nixon. If any of those things could happen to Gerald Ford... There's possibilities. https://youtu.be/1tX6jdoruH8
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With access to a CT scanner or MRI machine, and a 3D printer, one could theoretically make Halloween decorations with their own skeleton. 🤔 🎃💀🎃
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The United States of Whatever.
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A solid fav for working radio legend Paul Harvey into an episode, and the perfect Jonny Quest parody "Toby Danger", that earned a nod from "The New Adventures of Jonny Quest".
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Every time Kid Rock is mentioned, send him this @governor.ca.gov bsky.app/profile/prim...
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At least we can get the source code for Eliza.
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Anyone know what golf course he allegedly went to? See a couple of new TFRs inside the big DC one, but dunno if they're over a golf course.
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This looks like a great Trapper Keeper cover.
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As every statement the White House releases under the current administration is a lie, why should we believe this one?
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Yeah, that's not him. Hands are too big. He's croaked, and you're hiding the truth
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That's the rumour I'm gonna help spread. That, or it's an imposter, like the guy who was in the South Park promo.
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The Coors Beerwolf.
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IIRC, the audio boffins working on ST:TNG used something like this for the episode "Tin Man". memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tin_Man...
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Discovered this about travel mugs, too. By covering the front of my pants with hot Irish Breakfast tea.
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My problem is they keep giving some of it to Adam Sandler.
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Anyone who streams on kick needs to be dragged into the streets and bludgeoned with a sack of oranges.
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Andrew Kehoe blew up an elementary school. Killed 45, injured 58. Wonder what violent video games he was playing... In 1927. 🤔
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You guys labeled your floppies?
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There was another channel that was doing something like this last year. Guy living in a remote trailer and cabin somewhere north of LA torturing another guy live on cam. YouTube did fuck-all to cut off the stream even after multiple reports
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Does meowing Bedřich Smetana's "Vltava" count?
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A short list of professions more honorable than ICE: https://youtu.be/Fj23I8hgj28
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Of course he doesn't care, because he already got all the Temu "gold" stuff to glue to the Oval Office walls before the exemptions ended.
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That's pretty much how Newsom got into the governor's seat. That, and auntie Nancy's influence.
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If they are asked, the walk:
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I'd say Lucas. The schisms and zealotry abundant in Star Wars fandom is on par with many organized religions.
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Meanwhile... At Cincinnati Union Terminal... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_Union_Terminal
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2025: law enforcement agents faint at the mention of methamphetamines 1975:
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And in my bingeing of old Detroit TV, one video had a breaking news alert about a guy who hijacked a Greyhound bus at JFK airport in '77, demanding a plane to fly him 3000 miles away, and threatened to kill all the white people on board. www.nytimes.com/1977/07/05/a...
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Youtube kicking old Detroit commercials and bumpers at me, and boy, here's a screenshot ripe for @retro-commercials.bsky.social
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Same. Yougov finally stopped sending me surveys about meta products after every one of them I responded violently negative to, and in comments on the last one, "I wish the company and its CEO would catch fire".
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Brought to mind another regional gem for their competition, Highland. We quoted this for *years*, even after the store went belly-up. https://youtu.be/kKQcZYTZVmI
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Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find The things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya Nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now
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There was also the grumpy one, Sir Lee. And the dude from California, Sir Fer. Can't forget the most confident of all the knights, Sir Tainly.
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This is who runs this account
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I commonly refer to the bathroom as "the poopery"
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AT&T did this with microwaves in like, the 1950s. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYb0...
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Adding to their clown-show actions, they only posted about the "oopsie" on facebook, instead of sending out a second alert to clarify things.
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Only time I ever hear about it is if I open a link in a private window so some dumb video doesn't contaminate my watch history. Did send feedback that I'll never sub to their TV service for adding this "news" outlet, and will report any of their content I see on youtube proper.
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Without even clicking the link (which is a veiled ad for the property rental site), it's Lake Superior. Have a bottle of water I scooped out of it one cold November over 20 years ago, and aside from a little sand at the bottom, it's still crystal clear.
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Cool. Got a link to the proposed legislation, or just some guy's substack post?
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I want to punch anyone who uses the word "nutriceuticals" in the dick. If they do not have a dick, one will be provided for a small rental and cleaning fee.
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I stopped buying their stuff (and Arizona) when they launched a dumb-ass nft thing. Looks like they quietly killed it off, tho. Maybe I'll give them another chance. https://merch.jarritos.com/collections/bones-by-jarritos
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Would be great to read the article, but @arstechnica.com throws a 403 error when a VPN is enabled.
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🗣️🥔
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Instead, we have a mash-up of Running Man, Max Headroom, Colossus, and Idiocracy. As for flying cars, Commander Sisko was ranting about the lack of them 25 years ago. https://youtu.be/vzm6pvHPSGo
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And getting the correct messages from dystopian fiction, instead of "hmm, that Zorg bloke is kinda cool", or "that Colossus project is a *great* idea!"
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I had a neat smartwatch, but the battery died, can't get a replacement for it without going through an authorized repair center. Went back to the Casio G-Shock I've had since the 90s. Only concern is the calendar runs out in three years.
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I mean, if she was in my town, I'd flip her five bucks to get the fuck out to make it a better place. Think of it as civic investment.
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They'll slip a wallet out of the tightest pair of skinny jeans. But yeah, don't put your wallet in an easily accessible pocket whilst travelling in Europe. They got centuries of experience in pick-pocketing.
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I can carry a full mug of coffee in my pocket.
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That's on the French, and their discothèques.
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Two lasers! The Mavica had a nifty thing called "holographic auto-focus" that would project a laser pattern to assist with focusing in low-light situations.
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Except for... putting "in god we trust" on money, shoving god into the pledge of allegiance, putting bibles in schools, forcing women to carry babies to term even if it will kill them, the death penalty, treating anyone who doesn't worship the "correct" way as beneath them...
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It's nice, but let's call it what it really is, the Probe II.
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I'd prefer them closer. My arms are long, but this cast-iron pan is heavy.
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Geolocation is shite. People are catching blocks from this because AT&T routes a bunch of their mobile data traffic through MS.
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If you support him, follow @govpritzker.illinois.gov and @jbpritzker.bsky.social
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With the massive cock-ups leading to "unplanned disassembly", he'll more likely hit Jupiter. Jupiter, Florida.
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A new squeaky toy?!!
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Managing to hit Warp 7 in a K-car is an impressive feat.
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Do they argue about which terminal is best?
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Don't want to cause a kerfuffle.
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By a Planck length, maybe.
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In this case it's okay, since one, he's amazing, and two, everyone running against him is as appealing as subway floor pizza. AZ's Gallego rode the #bluecrew wave, and still voted to confirm most, if not all of Trump's cabinet picks, same as if koo-koo Kari won.
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He was the reason I initially wavered on voting for Jerry Brown after he was chosen as a running mate. Jerry kept him in the background effectively, tho.
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1992: Detachable Penis 2025: Formattable Penis
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He (eventually) took Kissinger, so I think that kinda forces his hand.
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Shit, I don't think the US should be allowed to host the Indianapolis 500.
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The "VoTe BlUe No MaTtEr WhO" bleaters are why we end up with dipshits like Adams, Newsom, and Gallego.
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Gonna start a stir fry chain called Wok AF.
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The Burger King, Durex, Peugeot, WB, and most others are okay. Burberry, YSL, and Premier League suck out loud. Pringles is a hate crime.
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Hacker Barrel when? I have many old ISA bus cards that you could use to decorate.
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Did you know that CNN's headquarters in Atlanta used to be a Krofft indoor amusement park? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wor...