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Processive

@processive.bsky.social

Designer, happy escapee from Elon's spider jar. Detroit born, Sapporo based.

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Donito Cheetolini

20/9/2025, 4:56:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Except we won't do anything when we get back in power. No trials, no looking back, no holding anyone to account. Ted is safe, he's just mumbling shit with his cosplay accent.

20/9/2025, 12:08:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Lee (@davelee.me) reposted

Dutch late night TV has its take

19/9/2025, 2:39:46 PM | 20845 8975 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Larry Hochman (@larryhochman.bsky.social) reposted

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein First Amendment under active assault. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Lying about a left wing hate movement to suppress free speech...exactly how democracies die. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

17/9/2025, 9:56:58 AM | 4700 1647 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Yes, release the Epstein files!!!

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16/9/2025, 9:42:00 PM | 35713 12731 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

hopefully with the Do Not Resuscitate box checked.

15/9/2025, 11:04:02 PM | 83 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/9/2025, 5:27:58 AM | 1731 476 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Death cult tizzy.

15/9/2025, 10:45:52 PM | 186 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

it's what Chuck would have wanted...

15/9/2025, 4:39:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Nailed it.

15/9/2025, 12:31:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted

People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police

14/9/2025, 3:32:52 AM | 38018 11487 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk Apparently you are blocking everyone that sends you this.

13/9/2025, 10:23:49 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

he wears his shitness on the outside.

13/9/2025, 10:20:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

it's a broadcast to new daddy.

13/9/2025, 11:56:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/9/2025, 2:44:20 AM | 40424 8484 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Cheeto sez jump, Bongo and Kash say "how high?"

12/9/2025, 2:52:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

All with zero projected investigations or consequences.

12/9/2025, 12:28:21 AM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

going after South Park?

11/9/2025, 1:09:41 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

10/9/2025, 11:41:58 PM | 50231 12674 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquelyn Gill (@jacquelyngill.bsky.social) reposted

When you devote your life to the message that empathy is evil and gun deaths are an acceptable price to pay for gun rights, you shape the world with your words. Maybe Charlie Kirk didn’t expect to be a victim of his own worldbuilding, but his death is consistent with the world he helped create.

10/9/2025, 10:01:01 PM | 2925 712 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Can he read some cue cards while looking to Trump for assurance?

10/9/2025, 11:54:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

wow, that is a lot of dark information.

9/9/2025, 3:03:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

FUCK ICE. document and prosecute.

8/9/2025, 10:09:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

He learned which side his bread is buttered on.

7/9/2025, 2:00:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

forever.

7/9/2025, 1:56:46 PM | 353 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

speaking first hand, shingles fucking sucks for months on end

7/9/2025, 1:54:44 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

He has a lot of good takes mixed in with some suspect ones and annoying "I'm so privledged" humble brags. Everytime he does a US dollar global gatekeeping cheer, or gets into a US military tizzy, I wonder about the right leaning of his inner compass. Then he reels it back in and talks sense.

6/9/2025, 4:58:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

four, three of them have a new dad.

6/9/2025, 4:44:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

glancing between his text on the page and his audience of one.

6/9/2025, 4:42:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

it's always super cool to listen to the verbal hard on Scott gets when he starts to fever spin himself up talking about the "devastating lethality" of the American military and turning boys into men with mandatory military service.

6/9/2025, 4:41:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

You've nailed the great American flaw, conformity.

4/9/2025, 11:18:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

still? think his raping days are in his past.

31/8/2025, 2:00:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

the worst and the dimmest ™

29/8/2025, 12:01:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Was he wearing his orange makeup? Good he got the first part of the message. Waiting on the second part to happen.

28/8/2025, 4:25:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Release the Epstein Files!

25/8/2025, 10:19:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Our kid took a couple short workshops at Corning glass, very memorable.

25/8/2025, 12:01:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Corncentration camp Kristi.

21/8/2025, 10:55:42 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Bongo can do the numbers, he has lost so much cash. Paid agitators get more money than janitors and country club errand boys.

21/8/2025, 2:30:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted

This was in Philly cops came to this neighborhood to intimidate n a Black Panther confronted them! Cop’s supervisor showed up n told the cops to leave. Don’t mess with the Black Panthers! #philadelphia #notofascism #blackpanthers

20/8/2025, 1:48:41 AM | 700 230 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Corncentration Camp

19/8/2025, 11:44:12 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor? All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!* *victim's names redacted, of course

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19/8/2025, 4:28:05 PM | 17242 5594 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The People's Fabric (@peoplesfabric.com) reposted

if anyone needs footage of the feds concussing one of their own this morning...for research purposes.

16/8/2025, 9:43:04 PM | 677 215 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted

As DC was taken over by Trump’s secret police, where were congressional Democrats? They weren’t in DC and some weren’t even in the US. Instead of fighting back against the authoritarian takeover here at home, 22 House “Democrats” were being spoon-fed lies about Gaza on a trip paid for by AIPAC.

16/8/2025, 10:31:10 PM | 11952 3226 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

model number! please!

12/8/2025, 4:36:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Up the trolling Martha's Vineyard vendors...

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11/8/2025, 12:22:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Tim pulls an Apple logo glass ring, put of a big Apple logo box, sets it on a gold base, on the desk of the president of the United States, in front of cameras, talks about Apple. And everyone misses the blatant advertisement and talks about the fealty.

10/8/2025, 11:25:54 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Tim placed an advertisement for his company on the Resolute Desk in front of cameras. Everyone seems to have missed the message.

8/8/2025, 11:47:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leia🇨🇴🇺🇸 (@theswprincess.bsky.social) reposted

ICE smashed car windows in 50 cases in the first month of Trump’s 2nd term - versus 8 cases over the prior decade, per Propublica. Staying in the car is seen as resisting arrest, even for pregnant women or scared kids, people with no criminal records. Call / email Congress to investigate ICE!

31/7/2025, 5:51:57 PM | 668 465 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

punctuation would have saved time.

30/7/2025, 4:25:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

bingo

29/7/2025, 4:34:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey let's all take a breath here. Imagine going through life with such a punchable face as Charlie. His rat-like facial twitches remind New Yorkers of vermin. His experience walking through NYC is this. There is justice in the world. Rejoice in the little things.

29/7/2025, 4:48:25 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

this little bro made his name wearing a diaper to own the libs. He's into this public humiliation play, this is the evolution. "NYC is so scary".

29/7/2025, 4:23:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Own goal! She's a keeper.

26/7/2025, 2:46:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

They sense the blood in the water and are venturing out from hiding.

20/7/2025, 10:23:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 7:17:39 AM | 790 237 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted

When your children ask you, "What's a sycophant and how do I spot one?" – show them video of Howard Lutnick.

16/7/2025, 6:49:49 PM | 341 51 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/7/2025, 10:16:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

whatever

7/7/2025, 10:51:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird right? Feel free to block me, I'm no longer an ally.

7/7/2025, 10:31:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Free Palestine.

7/7/2025, 10:14:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

you forgot, "only bombed Iran once"

6/7/2025, 11:42:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/7/2025, 11:37:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture •Anti-capitalist meme pebbler• (@seizethememez.bsky.social) reposted

The image features a vibrant bouquet of various flowers, including red, purple, blue, yellow, and orange blooms, with green leaves and stems. The flowers are densely packed, creating a colorful and lively arrangement against a black background. Overlapping the floral design is bold white text that reads:
4/7/2025, 5:03:38 PM | 12828 3194 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Idiocracy.

4/7/2025, 1:27:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Phang (@katiephang.bsky.social) reposted

Name ‘em and Shame ‘em!!

4/7/2025, 11:34:13 AM | 2103 829 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for your service! Every bit of Thomas disdain is appreciated.

3/7/2025, 11:01:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

f the contiguous states?

1/7/2025, 10:18:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Own it ICE.

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29/6/2025, 11:39:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/6/2025, 2:09:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

MUST WATCH: Oceanside CA: Militarized DHS (HSI) smashed windows, assault rifles drawn, tossed flashbangs and sent drones into the apartment which had 2 kids inside. They then told neighbors they were going to use tear gas, and they’d probably be exposed. Please share widely. WTF

27/6/2025, 3:13:26 PM | 11465 8404 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TL Duryea🇩🇰🇺🇸 (@tlduryea.bsky.social) reposted

Listen to this.

26/6/2025, 12:27:55 PM | 1034 354 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

where has that been written?

23/6/2025, 10:01:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Netanyahu totally didn't mention the parade when he talked to Trump, totally didn't plant that seed.

23/6/2025, 12:11:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

+ "Bondi: FBI Reviewing Tens Of Thousands Of Videos" Newsweek 1 month ago" Kompromat card got played.

22/6/2025, 10:48:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

They realized the theater last time didn't matter.

22/6/2025, 10:44:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a deep cut...

22/6/2025, 10:39:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

dude, shut the fuck up and let him avoid the quagmire. Appreciate 90% of your current trump takedowns, this one is wildly wrong.

20/6/2025, 5:49:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

omg, in the Douglas Murray voice? "have you ever been to Isreal?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

19/6/2025, 11:43:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

... performative hyperventilating...

19/6/2025, 11:41:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

When one is hyperventilating, everything sounds like a scream.

19/6/2025, 11:40:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

congrats on the dumbest take in this thread.

19/6/2025, 10:48:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

^this

19/6/2025, 10:42:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

nice hand symbology from the p-grabber

14/6/2025, 11:41:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

we are not, not, at the shit meets fan moment.

14/6/2025, 3:49:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Lexx 790

14/6/2025, 1:04:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Say it's name, Cricket.

13/6/2025, 4:19:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Indignant posturing smug fuck.

11/6/2025, 10:44:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

2020

11/6/2025, 10:37:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2020

11/6/2025, 10:37:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

yes, unforgettable, but not current. ( no one was held to account )

11/6/2025, 10:36:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

fear of assassination is a big motivator

11/6/2025, 3:57:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

"got"? thought the whole charade was that he bought it.

6/6/2025, 11:02:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

yes, Mike.

6/6/2025, 10:53:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd pay up to $100 for that opportunity.

6/6/2025, 1:13:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone except Scott, f that guy.

6/6/2025, 1:12:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

all the beauty in the world and you use an AI machine image 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

4/6/2025, 11:09:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lena 🍁🇨🇦 🍉 🇵🇸 (@cluednblu.bsky.social) reposted

You’re as sick as Netanyahu @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social you could have dropped food. They wouldn’t shoot down a country that funds their welfare apartheid genocidal state.

3/6/2025, 7:57:42 PM | 322 133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for your service! 🙌

3/6/2025, 10:58:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Processive (@processive.bsky.social) reply parent

shorty-grenade-launcher fails to stand his ground. 😁

3/6/2025, 4:32:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

That would be awful. Don’t share this.

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