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mostly politics. some Seahawks. Normal Man. oh and one more thing you aren’t going to like what comes after America

created April 27, 2023

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Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

this is a good point but fortunately he’s got 50 years worth of career to excavate

2/9/2025, 1:12:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

we’re about due for somebody to make a million dollars covering Romeo and Juliet I think

2/9/2025, 1:08:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

see, that’s how you do it

2/9/2025, 1:07:19 AM | 121 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

we’re talking about Mark Knopfler over here

2/9/2025, 1:05:11 AM | 39 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

he wrote a song about a Pynchon novel about surveyors, he’s never beating the dad rock allegations (the song is very good)

2/9/2025, 1:04:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I can never tell if Knopfler is appropriately rated or massively underrated. every time people talk about him it’s super complimentary but people should talk about him more

2/9/2025, 12:34:24 AM | 47 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

very much appreciate it!

2/9/2025, 12:22:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a Popeye’s man but that’s geography as much as anything else

2/9/2025, 12:07:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

they had it first but everyone else has improved on it at this point

2/9/2025, 12:02:03 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

he’s converging with Tom Homan, to both of their detriment

2/9/2025, 12:00:11 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

which side you got

1/9/2025, 11:57:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

going to need a Tale of the Tape between this guy and Markwayne before he takes office, inshallah

1/9/2025, 11:56:07 PM | 66 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

appreciate the hustle though, sincerely, don’t think that was an op

1/9/2025, 11:53:08 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

yup, think somebody got a little overexcited

1/9/2025, 11:51:34 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

this was less a subtweet and more a prayer

1/9/2025, 11:50:41 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

haven’t seen any, actually

1/9/2025, 11:50:25 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

Nadler

1/9/2025, 11:49:53 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

cultivate a feed such that interesting but wrong speculation gets debunked before you RT it imo

1/9/2025, 11:49:42 PM | 226 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

if you like the old war horses retiring, can’t hurt to say a couple nice things when they hang em up pour encourager les autres

1/9/2025, 11:43:14 PM | 308 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

a watched base never balls

1/9/2025, 10:32:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

this is just getting discover feeded

1/9/2025, 9:54:03 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m pretty sure Nate Silver knows

1/9/2025, 9:39:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

this is a good idea

1/9/2025, 9:21:45 PM | 52 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

but people are doing idea discovery on Substack now, even with its very obvious ideological bent, because it’s the best product in the space. and that’s better than marinating in the X sewer but still a lot worse than it could be.

1/9/2025, 9:21:22 PM | 111 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

Twitter’s gone. there’s a residual entity there built around crypto pumps and muscle memory and Elon’s willingness to keep on shoveling, but as a vital force it’s spent.

1/9/2025, 9:14:43 PM | 183 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

the thing I think people don’t want to deal with is that it’s not Bluesky v Twitter, it’s Bluesky v Substack

1/9/2025, 9:12:19 PM | 574 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

hock is ropepunk

1/9/2025, 9:08:41 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

it’s more of a mood than an ideology

1/9/2025, 8:32:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

my wife was trying to Frankenstein together classroom coverage for her school and it was a constant rolling logic game

1/9/2025, 7:03:29 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

“why do you simply not quarantine the teachers” well, see, parents get very snippy about safety protocols after people get COVID and also none of the kids are vaxxed due to the linear nature of time

1/9/2025, 7:02:18 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted

ironic that a senator from so far out in the pacific is primarily interested in representing The Atlantic

1/9/2025, 7:00:36 PM | 206 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

it is very inconvenient logistically when you can’t operate consistently because half your staff is quarantining at any given time

1/9/2025, 6:59:57 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon has never read the warnings on the box of anything he’s taken

1/9/2025, 6:39:12 PM | 113 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

baseball giving a shit about PEDs seems so quaint now

1/9/2025, 5:40:14 PM | 131 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

MAHA’s central thesis is that modern medicine is bad, unless it’s gear

1/9/2025, 5:39:16 PM | 667 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

now do services imo

1/9/2025, 2:40:56 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

that was a pretty filthy pitch that got Matsui

1/9/2025, 2:31:17 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

yes there’s highlights

1/9/2025, 2:21:26 PM | 82 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) reposted

ichiro threw a complete game one-hit shutout against a team of japanese high school girls yesterday. he gets a team of japanese ex-mlb players (dice-k, hideki matsui, etc) and throws a complete game in an exhibition hs girls all stars every couple years in japan.

1/9/2025, 2:08:50 PM | 98 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 2:21:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

it’s pretty good, I have no idea if it’s British or not

1/9/2025, 2:20:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t fully understand what they’re doing but they seem to get a lot out of it? yeah that tracks

1/9/2025, 2:07:53 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

more efficiently shaved whales?

1/9/2025, 2:04:37 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

that’s really interesting, would love to see the distribution

1/9/2025, 2:03:24 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

still might, let’s see what happens this season. Thought CFB opening weekend was encouraging here

1/9/2025, 2:00:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) reposted

"chatGPT 5 is like having a bunch of phds in your pocket" here's ten trillion dollars "bluesky is having an *actual* bunch of phds in your pocket" dying platform. it disgusts me

1/9/2025, 10:39:58 AM | 2349 330 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

gender is software send tweet

1/9/2025, 1:50:29 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

yes you absolutely need clip accounts

1/9/2025, 1:32:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

pretty good time to get on the Ravens wagon, maaaybe on the Commanders

1/9/2025, 1:31:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, I’m not sure how much the franchises per se matter but the whole apparatus does. it is a bit of a problem that sports gambling is such a big part of the driver; X is always going to be better aligned with that than Bsky

1/9/2025, 1:29:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

Normal Men, if you will

1/9/2025, 1:25:59 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

football I think

1/9/2025, 1:20:10 PM | 65 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

not thrilled about it tbh

1/9/2025, 1:16:07 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

that last part is the taste of the Loop

1/9/2025, 1:15:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

well, we killed tourism and also there are two dozen competing casinos in your pocket now

1/9/2025, 1:11:29 PM | 471 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

first you sack the quarterback then you worry about grabbing the fumble

1/9/2025, 12:11:02 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

“just like nonna used to make it” kid, it’s time you knew about your grandmother

1/9/2025, 12:08:04 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ae (@aelkus.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

X is Tokyo Rose/Lord Haw Haw with "make your balls bigger than asteroids with shit we stole from Soviet Biopreparat" ads

1/9/2025, 12:03:39 PM | 60 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I can appreciate the hustle even as I reject the premise

1/9/2025, 12:02:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

there was a place in Vancouver once years ago that did venison and soapberries and clams, I’ll never remember the name but I’ll never forget the meal

1/9/2025, 11:55:32 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

this is a very good music video imo

1/9/2025, 11:48:37 AM | 59 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Palmer Peterson (@stevenppeterson.bsky.social) reposted

My favorite example of this was being surprised at how popular Kentucky Fried Chicken was in Taipei, then having that topped by seeing the KFCs in Hong Kong offering "Taiwan-style" KFC on their menu.

1/9/2025, 11:44:13 AM | 84 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

Eugene Hütz absolutely 100% believes in his schtick so hard he makes you believe too and I think that’s beautiful

1/9/2025, 11:47:14 AM | 220 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

oh hell yeah

1/9/2025, 11:43:54 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

they fought wars for spices. I think this is a reactionary impulse enabled by unprecedented bounty

1/9/2025, 11:43:41 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

which are, of course, substantially Levantine fusion

1/9/2025, 11:31:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know what to tell you, it is literally all fusion everywhere forever and it’s good

1/9/2025, 11:30:57 AM | 244 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

tbf you guys also did this with Sephardic Jews and fish and chips and probably a lot of other things too, you’ve had immigrants quite a while

1/9/2025, 11:29:31 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

food is maybe the most harmless thing we can possibly fight over

1/9/2025, 11:25:24 AM | 145 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

Brits correctly rallying to the defense of British culinary innovation chicken tikka masala is heartwarming, as always.

1/9/2025, 11:21:10 AM | 365 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

tbf I think the bar is higher (but lower than it is for LLM product) for a lot of other creative work done using advanced tools. I’m more interested in your watercolor than I am in the photo album you ran through Prisma.

1/9/2025, 3:32:47 AM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I think not all creative work is interesting and the bar is a lot higher for LLM product.

1/9/2025, 3:29:39 AM | 48 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

also a shitload of local federal LEOs

1/9/2025, 3:18:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

might be worth pulling the followers-only replies ripcord, I’m pretty close to doing it

1/9/2025, 3:04:20 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

Friday is what they said

1/9/2025, 2:52:49 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

they’re going to do all of it and it won’t be enough

1/9/2025, 1:42:17 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

we know he’s sensitive to it because he or they are signing his tweets now and doing active pushback via posts. And it’s not like he’d have a hard time getting press with video in to wherever he is

31/8/2025, 10:13:30 PM | 327 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

this isn’t even subtext

31/8/2025, 10:08:18 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

not that I’m aware of!

31/8/2025, 10:06:55 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not sure it was elective, just not emergency

31/8/2025, 9:48:37 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

my understanding is that it was a repost

31/8/2025, 9:41:12 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

always be manifesting

31/8/2025, 9:36:17 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I was like “fuck he’s fine” yesterday morning but subsequent lack of evidence has me wondering. like he’d make a point of saying something shitty to the press pool, no? that’s kind of his thing

31/8/2025, 9:34:34 PM | 391 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

just temperature-checking here

31/8/2025, 9:32:57 PM | 235 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

how sure are we that Trump is ambulatory right now actually

31/8/2025, 9:32:21 PM | 705 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

when a judge gets woken up at two in the morning to deal with your bullshit it is generally advisable to stop producing new bullshit such that they can get some sleep at some point the next day

31/8/2025, 9:29:17 PM | 861 141 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean we have kind of a lot of reports of her having some fun with it

31/8/2025, 9:13:33 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

he’d pretty clearly be the best position player on half the teams in the league and we should appreciate that more

31/8/2025, 9:06:30 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I do kind of think “buy everyone in the country an iPad every two years” is underrated as potential policy

31/8/2025, 9:05:09 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always SubwayTakes.

31/8/2025, 8:31:17 PM | 374 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I absolutely do not!

31/8/2025, 8:08:07 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I was like, what in the tik tok censorship is happening here

31/8/2025, 8:02:42 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)

going to need somebody to explain this to me as if I were a very small child

31/8/2025, 8:00:14 PM | 258 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

it was not, no

31/8/2025, 6:00:44 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I understand it only in flashes; the internet’s really got its tentacles into me

31/8/2025, 5:11:24 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reposted

German pacifists be like

31/8/2025, 5:05:54 PM | 113 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Collins (@kwcollins.bsky.social) reposted

One of the way they are making us less safe in DC is initiating police chases and causing crashes: www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

31/8/2025, 4:43:06 PM | 114 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

everybody’s worried about what happens next and when it’s going to happen to or around them

31/8/2025, 4:29:32 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the psychic toll of the law enforcement stuff (as contrasted to the ICE snatch squads) is larger than its other harms but I really do want people to understand that the psychic toll is significant and you can see its marks on people

31/8/2025, 3:45:02 PM | 221 11 | View on Bluesky | view