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this is a good point but fortunately he’s got 50 years worth of career to excavate
mostly politics. some Seahawks. Normal Man. oh and one more thing you aren’t going to like what comes after America
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this is a good point but fortunately he’s got 50 years worth of career to excavate
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
we’re about due for somebody to make a million dollars covering Romeo and Juliet I think
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)
see, that’s how you do it
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)
we’re talking about Mark Knopfler over here
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
he wrote a song about a Pynchon novel about surveyors, he’s never beating the dad rock allegations (the song is very good)
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I can never tell if Knopfler is appropriately rated or massively underrated. every time people talk about him it’s super complimentary but people should talk about him more
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
very much appreciate it!
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m a Popeye’s man but that’s geography as much as anything else
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
they had it first but everyone else has improved on it at this point
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
he’s converging with Tom Homan, to both of their detriment
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
which side you got
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going to need a Tale of the Tape between this guy and Markwayne before he takes office, inshallah
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
appreciate the hustle though, sincerely, don’t think that was an op
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
yup, think somebody got a little overexcited
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
this was less a subtweet and more a prayer
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
haven’t seen any, actually
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
Nadler
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cultivate a feed such that interesting but wrong speculation gets debunked before you RT it imo
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if you like the old war horses retiring, can’t hurt to say a couple nice things when they hang em up pour encourager les autres
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
a watched base never balls
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
this is just getting discover feeded
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pretty sure Nate Silver knows
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
this is a good idea
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
but people are doing idea discovery on Substack now, even with its very obvious ideological bent, because it’s the best product in the space. and that’s better than marinating in the X sewer but still a lot worse than it could be.
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
Twitter’s gone. there’s a residual entity there built around crypto pumps and muscle memory and Elon’s willingness to keep on shoveling, but as a vital force it’s spent.
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the thing I think people don’t want to deal with is that it’s not Bluesky v Twitter, it’s Bluesky v Substack
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
hock is ropepunk
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s more of a mood than an ideology
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
my wife was trying to Frankenstein together classroom coverage for her school and it was a constant rolling logic game
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
“why do you simply not quarantine the teachers” well, see, parents get very snippy about safety protocols after people get COVID and also none of the kids are vaxxed due to the linear nature of time
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted
ironic that a senator from so far out in the pacific is primarily interested in representing The Atlantic
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
it is very inconvenient logistically when you can’t operate consistently because half your staff is quarantining at any given time
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
Elon has never read the warnings on the box of anything he’s taken
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
baseball giving a shit about PEDs seems so quaint now
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MAHA’s central thesis is that modern medicine is bad, unless it’s gear
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
now do services imo
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
that was a pretty filthy pitch that got Matsui
Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
yes there’s highlights
Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) reposted
ichiro threw a complete game one-hit shutout against a team of japanese high school girls yesterday. he gets a team of japanese ex-mlb players (dice-k, hideki matsui, etc) and throws a complete game in an exhibition hs girls all stars every couple years in japan.
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it’s pretty good, I have no idea if it’s British or not
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t fully understand what they’re doing but they seem to get a lot out of it? yeah that tracks
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
more efficiently shaved whales?
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
that’s really interesting, would love to see the distribution
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
still might, let’s see what happens this season. Thought CFB opening weekend was encouraging here
zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) reposted
"chatGPT 5 is like having a bunch of phds in your pocket" here's ten trillion dollars "bluesky is having an *actual* bunch of phds in your pocket" dying platform. it disgusts me
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
gender is software send tweet
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
yes you absolutely need clip accounts
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
pretty good time to get on the Ravens wagon, maaaybe on the Commanders
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, I’m not sure how much the franchises per se matter but the whole apparatus does. it is a bit of a problem that sports gambling is such a big part of the driver; X is always going to be better aligned with that than Bsky
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Normal Men, if you will
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football I think
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
not thrilled about it tbh
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
that last part is the taste of the Loop
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)
well, we killed tourism and also there are two dozen competing casinos in your pocket now
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
first you sack the quarterback then you worry about grabbing the fumble
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
“just like nonna used to make it” kid, it’s time you knew about your grandmother
ae (@aelkus.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
X is Tokyo Rose/Lord Haw Haw with "make your balls bigger than asteroids with shit we stole from Soviet Biopreparat" ads
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I can appreciate the hustle even as I reject the premise
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
there was a place in Vancouver once years ago that did venison and soapberries and clams, I’ll never remember the name but I’ll never forget the meal
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
this is a very good music video imo
Steven Palmer Peterson (@stevenppeterson.bsky.social) reposted
My favorite example of this was being surprised at how popular Kentucky Fried Chicken was in Taipei, then having that topped by seeing the KFCs in Hong Kong offering "Taiwan-style" KFC on their menu.
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)
Eugene Hütz absolutely 100% believes in his schtick so hard he makes you believe too and I think that’s beautiful
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
oh hell yeah
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
they fought wars for spices. I think this is a reactionary impulse enabled by unprecedented bounty
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
which are, of course, substantially Levantine fusion
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know what to tell you, it is literally all fusion everywhere forever and it’s good
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
tbf you guys also did this with Sephardic Jews and fish and chips and probably a lot of other things too, you’ve had immigrants quite a while
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
food is maybe the most harmless thing we can possibly fight over
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)
Brits correctly rallying to the defense of British culinary innovation chicken tikka masala is heartwarming, as always.
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
tbf I think the bar is higher (but lower than it is for LLM product) for a lot of other creative work done using advanced tools. I’m more interested in your watercolor than I am in the photo album you ran through Prisma.
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I think not all creative work is interesting and the bar is a lot higher for LLM product.
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
also a shitload of local federal LEOs
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
might be worth pulling the followers-only replies ripcord, I’m pretty close to doing it
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
Friday is what they said
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
they’re going to do all of it and it won’t be enough
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
we know he’s sensitive to it because he or they are signing his tweets now and doing active pushback via posts. And it’s not like he’d have a hard time getting press with video in to wherever he is
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this isn’t even subtext
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
not that I’m aware of!
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not sure it was elective, just not emergency
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
my understanding is that it was a repost
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
always be manifesting
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I was like “fuck he’s fine” yesterday morning but subsequent lack of evidence has me wondering. like he’d make a point of saying something shitty to the press pool, no? that’s kind of his thing
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
just temperature-checking here
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)
how sure are we that Trump is ambulatory right now actually
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)
when a judge gets woken up at two in the morning to deal with your bullshit it is generally advisable to stop producing new bullshit such that they can get some sleep at some point the next day
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean we have kind of a lot of reports of her having some fun with it
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
he’d pretty clearly be the best position player on half the teams in the league and we should appreciate that more
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I do kind of think “buy everyone in the country an iPad every two years” is underrated as potential policy
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always SubwayTakes.
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I absolutely do not!
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I was like, what in the tik tok censorship is happening here
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)
going to need somebody to explain this to me as if I were a very small child
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
it was not, no
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I understand it only in flashes; the internet’s really got its tentacles into me
Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) reposted
German pacifists be like
Kevin Collins (@kwcollins.bsky.social) reposted
One of the way they are making us less safe in DC is initiating police chases and causing crashes: www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
everybody’s worried about what happens next and when it’s going to happen to or around them
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the psychic toll of the law enforcement stuff (as contrasted to the ICE snatch squads) is larger than its other harms but I really do want people to understand that the psychic toll is significant and you can see its marks on people